Posted July 16, 200519 yr what pranks have you done to peeps? or what do you think would be a good prank? something creative. back in 1993 i had this friend of mine that just finished building a monster truck from hell out of a 88 chevy shortbed. it was the sweetest truck in the area at the time. just for kicks i went down to the the local pond with a fish net and started catching all the bullfrogs and turtles i could get. i put them in a large sized igloo cooler. in my travels i found a dead cat on the side of the road....road pizza. so i go over and scrape it off the road and put it in a bag in the back of my truck. i go to my friends house that has the monster truck around 1 or 2 in the morning. i open up his cab and dump all the bullfrogs and turtles in it. i put a couple in the glove box...a few in the back bed tool box and took out his rear light cover and stuffed a frog in it and screwed the cover back on. i took the dead cat and stuffed it underneath the dash board where the steering column is....nobody ever looks there. so now....his truck has been totally violated. next morning i get a call from my buddy....he's ready for war. i couldn't stop laughing....total violation so...he was cool about...thought it was funny after a few days and a few drinks. i know he's going to get me back somehow....so im just waiting to be violated. i was living in a duplex and my neighbor was cool as shit and always laughed at the bullshit my buddy and i did (lotta stories). i have 4 cats right and my cats are just lounging around the house as most cats do (they're not l337...they're fucking usless but us humans are suckers for their face and feed them). so i wake up and take a shower...as im taking a shower i hear some type of noise...like thunder im like "WTF?" ...so i turn the water off and listen ...and then i knew...i was being violated!!!!! i get out of the shower and i see my cats going fucking ape shit all over the house...i was like omgWTF? ..so i go downstairs to where this thunderous noise is and it's my buddy with my door wide open with his trucks tailpipe in the door way at FULL REV!!! ...the house now has a huge haze of carbon monoxide in it and it stinks. i open up the living room window and climb out. im like "DUDE!!! WTF?!?!?!?!!! at the top of my lungs" ...he see's me and throws it into drive and lays a nice patch in my grass and takes off...now i have to explain to the landlord wtf happend. needless to say my neighbor came out laughing his fucking ass off and tears were running down his face. he said he could hear my cats climbing the kitchen cubbards and braking shit all over the place....im like WTF??? so...that's one part of my life that actually continues till this day. my buddy is in Concord State Prison, NH atm.....when he gets out....TOTAL VIOLATION for him. back in 1991 i became an honorary member of the violators club...just an ATV club that would violate the rules of the road and peoples lawns wherever the trails might take you. total violations.
July 16, 200519 yr if thats true, thats one fucking funny story.. The best one weve done was me and my cousin (he live on a big fucking farm, miles out from the nearest town) rang the chinese for a delivery, tey said it might take a while maybe 15 mins, we decidied we couldnt wait that long and had to do something to pass the time... He opened up the shotgun locker and took some shells and his shotty, we got some HEINZ ketchup and smeared it all over my face and clothes (they where old clothes).. in my opinion it was realisitic. My cousin John is 6foot6 and so over here in Ireland hes the equvalent of a giant, im only 5,11 but then again thats also pretty tall over here as average would be about 5,8 and girls are usually 5,3 which is cool... but anyway back to the subject, cousin put on one of them chainsaw masks that protect your face from wood chippings when using a chainsaw, and put on a black boiler suit..we wrote in the condesation on the windows on the front door window pane and i lay in the entry to the front door, its kinda like a porch so im lying inside slumped beside a shotgun with two shells beside me covered in "blood" and my 6'6 cousin answers the door towering the small chinese lad doesnt speak but just drops the chainsaw and puts it to one side with his food, making it look like hes trying to conceal it, john puts his hand in his pocket, takes out the money that is covered in red stains and hands it to the chinese delivery boy and slams the door in his face, we watched as the chinese boys runs to the car and drives off... The reason it was so funny, is that Johns older sister works in the chinese in the reception part to take orders and that, she seen the boy coming back, she told us he was spooked as fuck and that we should apologise.. god it was a funny fucking nite -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep Em Coming
July 16, 200519 yr I bought an eight eight oldmobile shit brown car for 60$, It ran okay..... Now there is something called a smog pump and what it does it pump fresh air inside your exahust to help emissions in your catalitic converter...... Here is what i did, and it was on video too... unfortunate the kid that took the video was from high scool and i dont know where he is any more.... The story begins: I am a senior and 18 in highschool.... mid way through the year (winter time). We are sitting at the lunch table and my buddie that owns a 1991 caprice started laughing about how when i drive around my car stinks because of the smoke. I start laughing and say that i press on the gas to make it smoke alot..... The other guy at the table with a Large raised up ford tells us how he took his catalitic converter off and put a pipe through it and knocked out all of the platnum coated beeds for more power and how his smogs people slightly too. So we all sit there and laugh about it for awhile..... The next day at lunch, my buddie with the caprice comes up with the idea that we should smog people with my piece of shit car..... (What a glorius day that was) We decided it would be proper to meat at his house to work on ideas and look at the car.... That after noon (it was cold), We go in side and talk about injecting oil on the engien block.... then the I said no, i gotta drive this thing and it would all blow inside the car and on my windshield...... Then we come up with the idea of putting it in the exahust..... but how ??? Well we take a look around and see a smog pump (A rare thing on cars today)..... So we decide to Goto the plumbing store and buy a T, a greese cylinder that pushes 1:1 basicly you push from behind the cylinder. And so we drill a hole through the firewall etc etc T that thing into the smog pump..... And we directly inject oil in the the exhaust..... What a glorius few days.... We purposely would go slow in the piece of shit car and wait for people to tail gait us (common in michigan) Then we would smoke the shit out of them..... They would end up stopping because there was so much smoke that they couldt see and mostlikely couldt breethe.... Plus it coats thier whole car with oil ROFL. We had a probplem, the smog pump would continuouly push the cylinder back because of the smog pump pressure..... So after a few days of dealing with it , we bought a plumbing ball valve so after we were done pushing oil, we could shut off the pressure to the oil pump..... Pretty great Idea.... This was a perminate item in my car and I had my piece of shit car filled every day with people that want to smog tail gaiters..... I only did this on 2 lane roads max speed of 55 mph.... something like that on the high way would be bad..... I did it once in the middle of the city and no one could see rofl... it stopped trafic for a few minutes...... 1:1 pump ------------------- | | | ==| |==== | | | ------------------- Now here is a more funny part of this.... We decided it would be cool to goto a car wash and inject as much oil as possible..... So I took my piece of shit brown car to the car wash ROFL it didnt even deserve an oil change it looked so bad.... but I went the the premium one.... minum price of 6$....... best 6$ car wash I have ever been to..... Heres why, I got 4 of my buddies, in that car and we had 4 quarts of oil ready..... The pump we had held like 2 quarts of oil..... I got my car warmed up (the catalitic converter gets so hot that it actualy helps create the most smog)...... So then we went to the car wash...... We injected 4 quarts of smoggy oil into the car wash..... 1 guy was responsible for the pump.... I had to rev my V8 to like 2800 RPMS to keep the oil flowing through the exhaust..... I started to drive slightly before the blowers and you couldt see any fucking fucking thing behind me but smoke........ In the entrance, you couldt see anything either..... rofl I can only image what the other car behind me was going through...... must of sucked for that guy...... Any ways when I got out, the manager was trying to catch my car on foot.... ROFl he allmost touched my car, but I out ran him in my piece of shit car and got away with it...... Afterwards they had to shut down the carwash for 2 days..... All of the car was was filled with nothing but oil and smog....... That was probly the most fufilling rage I have ever had...... I would suggest going to the junk yard and getting windshield motors and putting a one way valve on that to a smog pump for any one who wishes to try that....... And then fucking ijecting oil through a button....... If any one has a better prank than that, I would be glad to hear it....
July 16, 200519 yr So Buttplug, that guy went to prison for what he did to you? Probably my best, "prank" is one I played on two of my fellow dickless classmates at college. They were stupid enough to leave their wallets laying around fucking everywhere with the doors wide opened. So one time I took their social security numbers and their dates of births. To asshole 1, I went into the school's computer and changed his class schedule. I signed him up for summer classes, some bullshit art and science classes. Then I dropped the rest of his classes for the next year, causing him to have to register all over again. Then to asshole 2, I created an Ebay account in his name. Then I REALLY had fun. I bought him several luxury cars, a Ferrai, a Porsche, and a mecedes benz I think. I then created a hotmail account that looked like it belonged to asshole 1, which thereby pitted them against each other. It was so funny, asshole 2 wrote on his AIM ID, "Looks like I'm moving up in the world. I just bought a $70,000 Ferrari and next a Porsche." LOL Believe it or not, I totally got off for everything. I had to see a detective at the local police who said he was going to charge me with a felony but he never did. Then at school, since I was such good friends with the Dean, all I had to do was write a paper. LOL. I even had a few classes with the guys I pranked, it was hilarious. The one was scared to death to even talk to me.
July 16, 200519 yr So Buttplug, that guy went to prison for what he did to you? Probably my best, "prank" is one I played on two of my fellow dickless classmates at college. They were stupid enough to leave their wallets laying around fucking everywhere with the doors wide opened. So one time I took their social security numbers and their dates of births. To asshole 1, I went into the school's computer and changed his class schedule. I signed him up for summer classes, some bullshit art and science classes. Then I dropped the rest of his classes for the next year, causing him to have to register all over again. Then to asshole 2, I created an Ebay account in his name. Then I REALLY had fun. I bought him several luxury cars, a Ferrai, a Porsche, and a mecedes benz I think. I then created a hotmail account that looked like it belonged to asshole 1, which thereby pitted them against each other. It was so funny, asshole 2 wrote on his AIM ID, "Looks like I'm moving up in the world. I just bought a $70,000 Ferrari and next a Porsche." LOL Believe it or not, I totally got off for everything. I had to see a detective at the local police who said he was going to charge me with a felony but he never did. Then at school, since I was such good friends with the Dean, all I had to do was write a paper. LOL. I even had a few classes with the guys I pranked, it was hilarious. The one was scared to death to even talk to me. I fucking love it..... gloious.... but not as good as mine :/
July 16, 200519 yr Author I bought an eight eight oldmobile shit brown car for 60$, It ran okay..... 1:1 pump ------------------- | | | ==| |==== | | | ------------------- Now here is a more funny part of this.... We decided it would be cool to goto a car wash and inject as much oil as possible..... TOTAL VIOLATION.....I HAVE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE MAN!!! FUCKIN FUNNY AS HELL!!! So Buttplug, that guy went to prison for what he did to you? he got caught trying to sell a trash bag's worth of pot to an undercover cop ....he also had a glock on him...funny thing is...he got busted more for the glock than the pot...fucked up. 3 year sentence if thats true, thats one fucking funny story.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Keep Em Coming ....oh it's true...you don't even know the half of it.......no reason to lie....GOOD TIMES. great pranks so far...keep'em goin
July 16, 200519 yr One time in health class, our teacher showedus how to make fake blood or something. So I got home and my brother which is just a little bit older than me is downstairs on the computer. So I make the blood and put it all over my hand and face. So I started to scream and I opened the base ment door and was like screaming. SO my brother comes up and starts screaming and was about to call 911. But then I started laughing so it was ruined. Lol my mom had to have a serious talk to me about that one. I also enjoy hiding in his room and then coming out and going BOOO! right to his face. Its good times.
July 16, 200519 yr when i wasa fresman in high school i had a health science class and the teacher made us do a power point presentation in the computer lab. she would assign each person a different suject (drugs and std's). i asked her very nicley if i can do a drug insted of a STD and she flipped out and was like "im the teacher, you have to do your power point presentation on syphilis!" so i was like fuck it then bitch...she told us that we had to include 10 pictures so most of the kids that got an std showed charts and graphs and stuff. well i found the most disturbing fucking nastiest pictures of syphilis infested dicks and pussies i could find...10 of them, it was bad. so i get done like in 3 days or something taking my time (most of the kids at that school have never touched a computer so it took the rest of the class like a week and a half or something, rifk). so i was finsished while the kid next to me was trying to fgure out how to use his mouse (he knew nothing about double clicking or nothing and hed double click links and theyd open hella times, rifk). ANYWAYS, im finsished so im just surfing the webernet and the teacher comes up to me all pissy "you better get started on your project!" then i told her i was done and she asked to see it, so i showed it to her and she was in totall digust because of all the syphilis infested penises she was seeing, hahaha. she tried to tell me i couldnt use that so i say "look, i asked you to do a drug, you refused and gave me syphilis (awkard moment after i told her "you gave me syphilis") and yoo said he have to have ATLEAST10 picture, its not like i wanna look at all these nasty people either, but im just following your orders ma'am." so she doesnt know what to say because i was right so she says "well you have to censor that!" and i said "how? the whole picture is someones private area and what would be the point of showing pics of syphilis when you cant see it" so she came to the agreement that i had to censor the heads od the dicks and the clits of the vagina. hahaha. so i go on the internet and find pictures of diffrent types of cartoon happy faces and put them over all the heads and clits. when it came time to show our projects the class ( mostley blacksl) jsut started going CRAZY. it was a proud moment in my life, the teacher hated it and hated me but she still had to give me an A because i followed the rules exactly. long read k?
July 16, 200519 yr get a large bag of glitter and a large bag of feathers pop the hood of the victims car open both bags and pour them out right behind the air vents so when they turn the air on, it blows everywhere (glitter is impossible to remove).
July 16, 200519 yr when i wasa fresman in high school i had a health science class and the teacher made us do a power point presentation in the computer lab. she would assign each person a different suject (drugs and std's). i asked her very nicley if i can do a drug insted of a STD and she flipped out and was like "im the teacher, you have to do your power point presentation on syphilis!" so i was like fuck it then bitch...she told us that we had to include 10 pictures so most of the kids that got an std showed charts and graphs and stuff. well i found the most disturbing fucking nastiest pictures of syphilis infested dicks and pussies i could find...10 of them, it was bad. so i get done like in 3 days or something taking my time (most of the kids at that school have never touched a computer so it took the rest of the class like a week and a half or something, rifk). so i was finsished while the kid next to me was trying to fgure out how to use his mouse (he knew nothing about double clicking or nothing and hed double click links and theyd open hella times, rifk). ANYWAYS, im finsished so im just surfing the webernet and the teacher comes up to me all pissy "you better get started on your project!" then i told her i was done and she asked to see it, so i showed it to her and she was in totall digust because of all the syphilis infested penises she was seeing, hahaha. she tried to tell me i couldnt use that so i say "look, i asked you to do a drug, you refused and gave me syphilis (awkard moment after i told her "you gave me syphilis") and yoo said he have to have ATLEAST10 picture, its not like i wanna look at all these nasty people either, but im just following your orders ma'am." so she doesnt know what to say because i was right so she says "well you have to censor that!" and i said "how? the whole picture is someones private area and what would be the point of showing pics of syphilis when you cant see it" so she came to the agreement that i had to censor the heads od the dicks and the clits of the vagina. hahaha. so i go on the internet and find pictures of diffrent types of cartoon happy faces and put them over all the heads and clits. when it came time to show our projects the class ( mostley blacksl) jsut started going CRAZY. it was a proud moment in my life, the teacher hated it and hated me but she still had to give me an A because i followed the rules exactly. long read k? Haha that was worth the time I spent reading it. :rofl:
July 16, 200519 yr BUTT_PLUG']what pranks have you done to peeps? Bunch of shit here Word Wrap = bad k thx. NOW ME! 1 TYME I PUTTED MY PENISER IN A VAGINAL HOLE LOL WHYLE SLEYPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WIN! :O_o:
July 16, 200519 yr Well can't think much right now, but here is an OLD one that comes to mind. When we were 11 a buddy and me would go down to this old folks home near my Moms house and walk around the outside. We'd find a room where there would be a couple of really old ladies sitting there, put our naked butts up against the window, and knock. It would scare the shit out of them. Another thing we did a couple of times in his neighbourhood......we would find a house with a pool and throw everything we could find into the pool.
July 16, 200519 yr when i wasa fresman in high school i had a health science class and the teacher made us do a power point presentation in the computer lab. she would assign each person a different suject (drugs and std's). i asked her very nicley if i can do a drug insted of a STD and she flipped out and was like "im the teacher, you have to do your power point presentation on syphilis!" so i was like fuck it then bitch...she told us that we had to include 10 pictures so most of the kids that got an std showed charts and graphs and stuff. well i found the most disturbing fucking nastiest pictures of syphilis infested dicks and pussies i could find...10 of them, it was bad. so i get done like in 3 days or something taking my time (most of the kids at that school have never touched a computer so it took the rest of the class like a week and a half or something, rifk). so i was finsished while the kid next to me was trying to fgure out how to use his mouse (he knew nothing about double clicking or nothing and hed double click links and theyd open hella times, rifk). ANYWAYS, im finsished so im just surfing the webernet and the teacher comes up to me all pissy "you better get started on your project!" then i told her i was done and she asked to see it, so i showed it to her and she was in totall digust because of all the syphilis infested penises she was seeing, hahaha. she tried to tell me i couldnt use that so i say "look, i asked you to do a drug, you refused and gave me syphilis (awkard moment after i told her "you gave me syphilis") and yoo said he have to have ATLEAST10 picture, its not like i wanna look at all these nasty people either, but im just following your orders ma'am." so she doesnt know what to say because i was right so she says "well you have to censor that!" and i said "how? the whole picture is someones private area and what would be the point of showing pics of syphilis when you cant see it" so she came to the agreement that i had to censor the heads od the dicks and the clits of the vagina. hahaha. so i go on the internet and find pictures of diffrent types of cartoon happy faces and put them over all the heads and clits. when it came time to show our projects the class ( mostley blacksl) jsut started going CRAZY. it was a proud moment in my life, the teacher hated it and hated me but she still had to give me an A because i followed the rules exactly. long read k? HOLY FUCK LMFAO IRL, lmfao at the cartoon faces hahahah
July 16, 200519 yr Author v0dka']get a large bag of glitter and a large bag of feathers pop the hood of the victims car open both bags and pour them out right behind the air vents so when they turn the air on, it blows everywhere (glitter is impossible to remove). nice! talk about impossible to remove....for your enemy's--take a tube of grease and shove an m80 in it and throw into car....lots of laughs
July 16, 200519 yr Idont feel like reading them all, but theres some really funny pranks in this thread, i'll come back when im REALLY fucking bored. PROPS rippednail.
July 16, 200519 yr when i wasa fresman in high school i had a health science class and the teacher made us do a power point presentation in the computer lab. she would assign each person a different suject (drugs and std's). i asked her very nicley if i can do a drug insted of a STD and she flipped out and was like "im the teacher, you have to do your power point presentation on syphilis!" so i was like fuck it then bitch...she told us that we had to include 10 pictures so most of the kids that got an std showed charts and graphs and stuff. well i found the most disturbing fucking nastiest pictures of syphilis infested dicks and pussies i could find...10 of them, it was bad. so i get done like in 3 days or something taking my time (most of the kids at that school have never touched a computer so it took the rest of the class like a week and a half or something, rifk). so i was finsished while the kid next to me was trying to fgure out how to use his mouse (he knew nothing about double clicking or nothing and hed double click links and theyd open hella times, rifk). ANYWAYS, im finsished so im just surfing the webernet and the teacher comes up to me all pissy "you better get started on your project!" then i told her i was done and she asked to see it, so i showed it to her and she was in totall digust because of all the syphilis infested penises she was seeing, hahaha. she tried to tell me i couldnt use that so i say "look, i asked you to do a drug, you refused and gave me syphilis (awkard moment after i told her "you gave me syphilis") and yoo said he have to have ATLEAST10 picture, its not like i wanna look at all these nasty people either, but im just following your orders ma'am." so she doesnt know what to say because i was right so she says "well you have to censor that!" and i said "how? the whole picture is someones private area and what would be the point of showing pics of syphilis when you cant see it" so she came to the agreement that i had to censor the heads od the dicks and the clits of the vagina. hahaha. so i go on the internet and find pictures of diffrent types of cartoon happy faces and put them over all the heads and clits. when it came time to show our projects the class ( mostley blacksl) jsut started going CRAZY. it was a proud moment in my life, the teacher hated it and hated me but she still had to give me an A because i followed the rules exactly. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFLLLLLLL By Far the best man. :rofl:
July 16, 200519 yr when i wasa fresman in high school i had a health science class and the teacher made us do a power point presentation in the computer lab. she would assign each person a different suject (drugs and std's). i asked her very nicley if i can do a drug insted of a STD and she flipped out and was like "im the teacher, you have to do your power point presentation on syphilis!" so i was like fuck it then bitch...she told us that we had to include 10 pictures so most of the kids that got an std showed charts and graphs and stuff. well i found the most disturbing fucking nastiest pictures of syphilis infested dicks and pussies i could find...10 of them, it was bad. so i get done like in 3 days or something taking my time (most of the kids at that school have never touched a computer so it took the rest of the class like a week and a half or something, rifk). so i was finsished while the kid next to me was trying to fgure out how to use his mouse (he knew nothing about double clicking or nothing and hed double click links and theyd open hella times, rifk). ANYWAYS, im finsished so im just surfing the webernet and the teacher comes up to me all pissy "you better get started on your project!" then i told her i was done and she asked to see it, so i showed it to her and she was in totall digust because of all the syphilis infested penises she was seeing, hahaha. she tried to tell me i couldnt use that so i say "look, i asked you to do a drug, you refused and gave me syphilis (awkard moment after i told her "you gave me syphilis") and yoo said he have to have ATLEAST10 picture, its not like i wanna look at all these nasty people either, but im just following your orders ma'am." so she doesnt know what to say because i was right so she says "well you have to censor that!" and i said "how? the whole picture is someones private area and what would be the point of showing pics of syphilis when you cant see it" so she came to the agreement that i had to censor the heads od the dicks and the clits of the vagina. hahaha. so i go on the internet and find pictures of diffrent types of cartoon happy faces and put them over all the heads and clits. when it came time to show our projects the class ( mostley blacksl) jsut started going CRAZY. it was a proud moment in my life, the teacher hated it and hated me but she still had to give me an A because i followed the rules exactly. long read k? Hahahahaha. That sounds like something I would've done in school. A+
July 16, 200519 yr This is pretty gay but it was funny. First of all, our school is fucking poor because California doesn't know how to manage money. Some kids put keys in, broke them off then shoved gum inside every lock to each hall. Cost about $1000 and a couple hours for them to replace every lock.
July 16, 200519 yr theres a bathroom with liek windows outside by teh school so me and my friend shoved 2 hoses in there and some kid was in there turned em on and started throwing dirt and stuff in there was funny u can hear guy screamin he was like a 6th grader so i wasnt scared muahahahahah but then we got caught and had to help janitor for rest of year for agriculture period thats how we got hoses kay :D we were watering plants!
July 16, 200519 yr Tequila']Idont feel like reading them all, but theres some really funny pranks in this thread, i'll come back when im REALLY fucking bored. PROPS rippednail. thx... I had the car for 3 months+ before it blew up..... that was the best rage..... That car will never die in my mind.... it caused so much rukus.... there were middel school kids talking about it that i harrased when they were walking by to fucking teachers talking about a car that looked like it was on fire but then drove away and was fine rofl....... I even got ticketed for rolling a stop sign.... but was never caught with the oil injection.....
July 17, 200519 yr Lol.... not exactly a prank but I had some fun with a few friends and a few ninja smoke bombs in a donut shop. To build them you need ping pong balls, needles, and tinfoil. You poke a needle in the tin foil, wiggle it around to make a big hole, then with the needle still in, wrap the whole thing in tinfoil (shiny side down). Then remove the needles. Hold them under a flame for like 15 seconds, and then throw at your leisure. When they hit the ground they explode into a poof of white pine smelling smoke, alot of it too, 1 can easily flood a room about 10' x 10'. So me and the guys went to this little donut shop late one night, maybe 5 customers + 3 staff. We lit up the bombs outside, pokets them and walked in, then set them off, about a dozen of them, then ran like hell. All you could see through the windows from outside was pure white.
