This is pretty gay but it was funny. First of all, our school is fucking poor because California doesn't know how to manage money. Some kids put keys in, broke them off then shoved gum inside every lock to each hall. Cost about $1000 and a couple hours for them to replace every lock.

california = poor compton really brings us down

-i glued all the locks at my school

-borrow a friends video and recorded gay porn over it

-prank calls

 

I did cheep neighbor pranks

put 10 alka selzer in their hose and glue it

take air out of their car's wheels

I was going to see some basketball and i went with a couple of friends.

 

One of them decide he would get us all a coke and he came back with his hands and arms full. we asked him if he could hold onto them until we were actually in the arena and seated and hes like "sure"

 

we went through the gate and pushed him through first, and as we were walking down the stairs to our seats we dacked or pansed him including his underpants ( whatever you want to call it ) .... he couldnt pull his pants up because his hands were full so he threw the drinks at us and ran off crying and was kicked out of the place.

I used to be REALLY into prank calls before I turned 18, and I'd always phone up this one chinese restraunt with a voice changer or by just changing my voice. Chinese people HATE cheese or something, it's not on anything they eat.. So anyway, I'd always make huge orders of stuff say I was hosting a big party and get them all excited thinking I was going to give them such huge business, but while making the order extremely difficult and acting like I don't know what they hell they are saying and make them repeat everything a million times (they had bad english), and then ask if they could please put cheese on everything or else I wasn't intrested at the end of the order. I'd call all the time with a bunch of different stories and ideas. They would try to rage me when I called and actually put the phone in something which made really loud annoying noises and hit the phone against stuff to try to piss me off, it just made me find it funnier though. There was this one guy who'd get so fucking mad there every time and end up yelling IT'S THE CHEESE GUY AGAIN to all the employees, they eventually got my number blocked after months.

 

The thing that made me stop prank calling was this though --

 

Me and my friend got the idea to call random people from the phonebook and just make up random bullshit to get them mad or all scared one night. We told one guy someone was stealing his WINDSHIELD off his car and he ran outside with a baseball bat while on the phone with me, and I was giving him directions to where he was and that he ran away (said i was across the street). The next call we did this lady answered and I said that a group of kids were on her roof setting a fire and drinking and stuff, and she was all scared..Then I said the fire was going out of control and the whole roof was on fire (not smart) she started screaming really loud and woke up her entire family (they had like 4 kids), and her husband and hung up to call the police/fire department. I didn't think anything of it and thought it was quite funny, until the police showed up at my door the next day about the fire, AND THE FUCKING WINDSHIELD MORON called the cops too. The dumb bitch had actually called and gotten a bunch of ambulance/police/firetrucks down to her fucking huge ass house apparently, and it costs the city a lot of money to send out as many units as they did, and there was actual fires and crimes going on that they couldn't get to because of what I did. Long story short they wanted to take me and my friend to court over it and all this BS, but since we were 17 we just had to write a letter to the city/family and do some community service bullshit. If we were over 18 apparently it would've been a huge deal and ended up paying fines out the ass or possibly worse. We got charged with some shit but now our records are cleared because we stayed out of trouble. The end.

 

Anyway don't know if anyones even going to read all that, but prank calls were the shit before I turned 18.

Me and a couple of friends got some syrup and spraypaint and went to a highschool and put syrup on all the seats inside all the vending machine slots and on door handles and locks and we spraypainted shit saying the school blows all of the people there are ***s and so forth and in big letters we sprayed BTOWN 4 LIFE and so the *blank* school thought Bonanza was responsible for it and they trashed there campus and so forth. Repeat this back and forth a few times and you get people being arrested by cops camping the schools and lots of fines and repair fees.

Once when I was 9 I went to a hospital because my brother broked his leg and we were visiting him then later I went to the room where the mother gives birth I saw the docters trying to get the baby out and then the docters went to get something and I went over to the lady giving birth,her eyes was close and I looked at her pussy it was wide and stretched and red all over I touched her pussy and she didnt feel anything because her eyes was close and she was moaning because there was sooo much pain then I thought it would be funny if I opened her pussy and decided to see whats inside I see 2 little balls inside her like the shape of lima beans or kidneys I thought it would be funny to pull one of them balls out with a plier I pulled one of them out but heard of the docters coming so i quickly droped the ball and ran to my brother's room.Later that woman that was pregnate died because one of those balls was her ovaries...and i killed her.I was never caught and while I was coming out I saw docters puting a blanket of paper over the corspe that i killed and they went to the corspe chamber and locked the dead body up.The husband was crying and I felt really sorry.The husband yelled at the docter and punched him saying WDF U LIL BIACH U KILLED MY WIFE?!?! After that we went home because of that incindent.The husband went to jail beating up the docter and the wide died because of me.Wow what a prank...I didnt make it up.

But atleast the baby was born but too bad that kids mom died and his dad went to jail.

Once when I was 9 I went to a hospital because my brother broked his leg and we were visiting him then later I went to the room where the mother gives birth I saw the docters trying to get the baby out and then the docters went to get something and I went over to the lady giving birth,her eyes was close and I looked at her pussy it was wide and stretched and red all over I touched her pussy and she didnt feel anything because her eyes was close and she was moaning because there was sooo much pain then I thought it would be funny if I opened her pussy and decided to see whats inside I see 2 little balls inside her like the shape of lima beans or kidneys I thought it would be funny to pull one of them balls out with a plier I pulled one of them out but heard of the docters coming so i quickly droped the ball and ran to my brother's room.Later that woman that was pregnate died because one of those balls was her ovaries...and i killed her.I was never caught and while I was coming out I saw docters puting a blanket of paper over the corspe that i killed and they went to the corspe chamber and locked the dead body up.The husband was crying and I felt really sorry.The husband yelled at the docter and punched him saying WDF U LIL BIACH U KILLED MY WIFE?!?! After that we went home because of that incindent.The husband went to jail beating up the docter and the wide died because of me.Wow what a prank...I didnt make it up.

 

:bsflag: Even though I know thats bullshit, I found it kinda funny.

I DIDNT MADE IT UP!!!

when i wasa fresman in high school i had a health science class and the teacher made us do a power point presentation in the computer lab. she would assign each person a different suject (drugs and std's). i asked her very nicley if i can do a drug insted of a STD and she flipped out and was like "im the teacher, you have to do your power point presentation on syphilis!" so i was like fuck it then bitch...she told us that we had to include 10 pictures so most of the kids that got an std showed charts and graphs and stuff. well i found the most disturbing fucking nastiest pictures of syphilis infested dicks and pussies i could find...10 of them, it was bad. so i get done like in 3 days or something taking my time (most of the kids at that school have never touched a computer so it took the rest of the class like a week and a half or something, rifk). so i was finsished while the kid next to me was trying to fgure out how to use his mouse (he knew nothing about double clicking or nothing and hed double click links and theyd open hella times, rifk). ANYWAYS, im finsished so im just surfing the webernet and the teacher comes up to me all pissy "you better get started on your project!" then i told her i was done and she asked to see it, so i showed it to her and she was in totall digust because of all the syphilis infested penises she was seeing, hahaha. she tried to tell me i couldnt use that so i say "look, i asked you to do a drug, you refused and gave me syphilis (awkard moment after i told her "you gave me syphilis") and yoo said he have to have ATLEAST10 picture, its not like i wanna look at all these nasty people either, but im just following your orders ma'am." so she doesnt know what to say because i was right so she says "well you have to censor that!" and i said "how? the whole picture is someones private area and what would be the point of showing pics of syphilis when you cant see it" so she came to the agreement that i had to censor the heads od the dicks and the clits of the vagina. hahaha. so i go on the internet and find pictures of diffrent types of cartoon happy faces and put them over all the heads and clits. when it came time to show our projects the class ( mostley blacksl) jsut started going CRAZY. it was a proud moment in my life, the teacher hated it and hated me but she still had to give me an A because i followed the rules exactly.

 

 

long read k?

 

Proving teachers wrong is so funny, especially in front of the class.

A small list of what me and some chums would do:

 

+ I was the only one who knew how to use a computer, so I would set my geometry teacher's screensaver to nasty porn and password protect it.

+ Our school still used chalk. We drew patterns with the chalk on our hands and then slapped someone with dark clothing right on the back. Kudos if we got some freshman in the ass with a giant wang.

+ We superglued our Geometry teacher's mouse to the mousepad. Then her to her seat.

+ During dances we would go up to a couple who were slow dancing or just enjoying a moment together and party boy em.

+ For Homecoming, the teacher in charge of it decided to give us all stickers in the theme of the event. Big mistake. Every geek, fgt, and hated person got their lockers shut in with stickers. We would also penny their lockers shut.

+ We stole everything. I mean everything.

+ I photoshopped one of our doofus IT fgts (Which we nicknamed "Officer Doofy.") onto the most obese baby you have ever seen. Then I made xeroxes and posted it everywhere around campus.

+ I brought a sharpie I passed it around until we finished a gigantic dong that snaked all around our desks. The Geometry teacher never noticed.

+ We would engrave things on a slutty teacher's door. The school put a cross on the door in a vain attempt to stop the vandals, but they just wrote on the cross and the door.

A few months ago me and some friends went to the armor station and filled up some jugs with gas, then drove around town to find a secluded mailbox, me and 1 other person got out, he poured gas all over around and inside the mail boxes and then i lit it on fire.

 

i thought it was funny

A few months ago me and some friends went to the armor station and filled up some jugs with gas, then drove around town to find a secluded mailbox, me and 1 other person got out, he poured gas all over around and inside the mail boxes and then i lit it on fire.

 

i thought it was funny

 

 

not much of a prank, just plain vandlism. im too scared to fuck with mailboxes, that shits a felony if you get caught, im not getting a felony on my record just to blow up a mailbox. i have aways wanted to stick an m1000 in someones mailbox though.

not much of a prank, just plain vandlism. im too scared to fuck with mailboxes, that shits a felony if you get caught, im not getting a felony on my record just to blow up a mailbox. i have aways wanted to stick an m1000 in someones mailbox though.

 

 

ya and plus they might send a ups truck to come hit you :ughkiss:

Once when I was 9 I went to a hospital because my brother broked his leg and we were visiting him then later I went to the room where the mother gives birth I saw the docters trying to get the baby out and then the docters went to get something and I went over to the lady giving birth,her eyes was close and I looked at her pussy it was wide and stretched and red all over I touched her pussy and she didnt feel anything because her eyes was close and she was moaning because there was sooo much pain then I thought it would be funny if I opened her pussy and decided to see whats inside I see 2 little balls inside her like the shape of lima beans or kidneys I thought it would be funny to pull one of them balls out with a plier I pulled one of them out but heard of the docters coming so i quickly droped the ball and ran to my brother's room.Later that woman that was pregnate died because one of those balls was her ovaries...and i killed her.I was never caught and while I was coming out I saw docters puting a blanket of paper over the corspe that i killed and they went to the corspe chamber and locked the dead body up.The husband was crying and I felt really sorry.The husband yelled at the docter and punched him saying WDF U LIL BIACH U KILLED MY WIFE?!?! After that we went home because of that incindent.The husband went to jail beating up the docter and the wide died because of me.Wow what a prank...I didnt make it up.

 

you should write childrens books with pics

Last year there was this dude at my school who was being a real jackoff. He pissed me off by messing with a project or something of mine that i forgot about already. So i had to get back at him. The lockers at my school wont open if your locker is too full. If they're full then there was a teacher who had to open the locker next to yours to open the full locker. Well i found the guy who owned the locker next to the jackoff kids locker and gave him $5 to just fill it with everything we could. Then i slipped in pictures of tubgirl and lemon party and a few others, goatse, and some other sick fetish pictures printed from teh intarweb, all through the little slots they have at the top of the lockers. Now when the one guy i paid off asked the teacher to get his locker open he didnt have his keys, so he actually had to get the kid there to open his locker. The look on the teachers face wasnt as good as the look on the kid's face. If i didnt graduate i would go back to do it again.

Last year there was this dude at my school who was being a real jackoff. He pissed me off by messing with a project or something of mine that i forgot about already. So i had to get back at him. The lockers at my school wont open if your locker is too full. If they're full then there was a teacher who had to open the locker next to yours to open the full locker. Well i found the guy who owned the locker next to the jackoff kids locker and gave him $5 to just fill it with everything we could. Then i slipped in pictures of tubgirl and lemon party and a few others, goatse, and some other sick fetish pictures printed from teh intarweb, all through the little slots they have at the top of the lockers. Now when the one guy i paid off asked the teacher to get his locker open he didnt have his keys, so he actually had to get the kid there to open his locker. The look on the teachers face wasnt as good as the look on the kid's face. If i didnt graduate i would go back to do it again.

thats fuckin funny as hell

reminds me of something stupid some black kid from my school did 2 years ago...he got a gun that looked real enough, and drove around town pointing it at people. The funniest part was when he got arrested at school. it made me rofl

One time, i was driving past a petrol station, or gas station as you Americans would like me to refer to it as, and i saw someone had spilled copious amounts of "gas" next to a giant tanker, so what i decided to do was light up a giant cigar and whilst driving past at atleast 100 miles per hour, throw the cigar onto the "gas" and drive as fast as i could. Well needless to say, i murdered 7 people that day. Heh heh heh.

One time, i was driving past a petrol station, or gas station as you Americans would like me to refer to it as, and i saw someone had spilled copious amounts of "gas" next to a giant tanker, so what i decided to do was light up a giant cigar and whilst driving past at atleast 100 miles per hour, throw the cigar onto the "gas" and drive as fast as i could. Well needless to say, i murdered 7 people that day. Heh heh heh.

another bs one but still funny none the less.

My friends old shitty van had a fucked up windshield washer sprayer so it would spray out the side of his car instead of onto the windshield. We would drive around and ride up next to someone on the sidewalk then spray them with it. Pretty funny people usually got pretty pissed one guy even threw a rock at his van or they would look up in the sky to see if it was raining.

Last year there was this dude at my school who was being a real jackoff. He pissed me off by messing with a project or something of mine that i forgot about already. So i had to get back at him. The lockers at my school wont open if your locker is too full. If they're full then there was a teacher who had to open the locker next to yours to open the full locker. Well i found the guy who owned the locker next to the jackoff kids locker and gave him $5 to just fill it with everything we could. Then i slipped in pictures of tubgirl and lemon party and a few others, goatse, and some other sick fetish pictures printed from teh intarweb, all through the little slots they have at the top of the lockers. Now when the one guy i paid off asked the teacher to get his locker open he didnt have his keys, so he actually had to get the kid there to open his locker. The look on the teachers face wasnt as good as the look on the kid's face. If i didnt graduate i would go back to do it again.

 

Think of it this way: now you can be a pussy and pay people to do incredibly stupid and immature things in the adult world.

Sign switching! It works great!

 

Go for a walk and find some homes that are for sale, find two that are being sold by the same real estate company and take the "sold" insert from one sign and put it on the other.

 

If someone is selling a car and puts one of those forsale signs on it, take it off and put it on another car.

 

When someone sprays pesticide on their lawn, remove the hazard warning sign and stick it on someone elses lawn. This works really great cuz you get fined for spraying without a permit.

 

Washroom signs! Some restaurants like macdonalds use plastic signs that say "men" and "women" that are held in place by frames. Usualy they just slide right out.

 

Go wild people

some guys about 4 years ahead of me who went to my highschool once spraypainted all around the school "the sheep is coming" everywhere, it was there for a few days before it was removed. the next day, the writing was back, all over the school.. this continued for weeks until one monday everyone got to school and there was a sheep running around the school with its genitals painted bright blue.

this was just funny as fuck because i live in a city/suburban area where you need to drive for a long time before you can find a sheep, so a sheep being at school was something you just never would imagine. it was even funnier because the sheep wasn't caught for a few hours and it was just a massive disturbance to the school and people were talking about it for weeks.

 

one that was always a good laugh was in my final year of highschool, i had a cellphone with infrared. it was a series60 nokia that ran Symbian OS, so it was hot shit, it was a new nokia 7650. on it i had a program that would turn the phone into a universal remote control, and i had found a site with programming codes for every brand of TV, VCR, DVD player, etc. that i could find, so i uploaded them to the cellphone and i would sit there in class fucking with the TV. it was great when the teacher would snap and start yelling "ALRIGHT WHO HAS THE REMOTE?!" and someone would answer "it's in your hand". always good for rage and confusion.

 

i can't even think right now but there's so many better pranks i could talk about. mmh i'm goin to bed.

qs2']some guys about 4 years ahead of me who went to my highschool once spraypainted all around the school "the sheep is coming" everywhere, it was there for a few days before it was removed. the next day, the writing was back, all over the school.. this continued for weeks until one monday everyone got to school and there was a sheep running around the school with its genitals painted bright blue.

this was just funny as fuck because i live in a city/suburban area where you need to drive for a long time before you can find a sheep, so a sheep being at school was something you just never would imagine. it was even funnier because the sheep wasn't caught for a few hours and it was just a massive disturbance to the school and people were talking about it for weeks.

 

one that was always a good laugh was in my final year of highschool, i had a cellphone with infrared. it was a series60 nokia that ran Symbian OS, so it was hot shit, it was a new nokia 7650. on it i had a program that would turn the phone into a universal remote control, and i had found a site with programming codes for every brand of TV, VCR, DVD player, etc. that i could find, so i uploaded them to the cellphone and i would sit there in class fucking with the TV. it was great when the teacher would snap and start yelling "ALRIGHT WHO HAS THE REMOTE?!" and someone would answer "it's in your hand". always good for rage and confusion.

 

i can't even think right now but there's so many better pranks i could talk about. mmh i'm goin to bed.

rofl at that second one irl

I send free potty training DVDs to people I dont like.

I send free potty training DVDs to people I dont like.

 

So THAT'S why I got that...You bastard.