July 20, 200519 yr my high school used to use remote control software where the teacher could take control of every student workstation in his classroom and do whatever he liked, make it show his screen etc. for demos and shit but the dumbass admin (idiot chinese guy) never put a password on it, and it was setup on every lab in the school. (about 6) so all you needed to control it was the custom client software, which I conveniently found on an unpassworded windows 98 share. Me and a couple other guys, while we were bored in shop( we had a sub who wasnt allowed to supervise power tools) we took over every computer in the school, made additions to people's word documents, hotmail etc. someone would be typing "wuts up nicole this class is like so gay" and we would add "God hates you" or some shit like that one time we just sent a message to every computer in the school "This is Mr. Tsang (admin) Everyone turn off your computers immediately to resolve a power failure. This is very important, don't worry I have backed up your work." we'd have someone walk by classrooms and watch the teacher go apeshit as everyone turned off their computer without saving their work. it took the dumbass teachers about 5 days of doing this to finally track us down, and in the end I wasn't punnished because i showed them how to close the vulnerability edit: another good prank is to capture 9 ducks/chickens/whatever, but number them 1-10 and skip a number, then release them all in the school They will spend ages searching for the last one
July 20, 200519 yr blocky'] edit: another good prank is to capture 9 ducks/chickens/whatever, but number them 1-10 and skip a number, then release them all in the school They will spend ages searching for the last one thats pretty fucking funny
July 20, 200519 yr These stories are actully not that bad. Ok, here's mine.. A few years back I was in my school's library doing research on WW2 (or something like that). People behind me were getting really raged, and kept telling me my time was up for the computer, and that I should get off. (I really was taking a long time.) So, after a few mintues the impatient people behind me left to go get a soda. This gave me ideas. The first thing I did was punch the goatse website into my browser. Next, I took a screenshot of goatse open in the browser. After that I cleared the desktop of all the icons, and made the screenshot the wallpaper. If you had just taken a look at the screen it would have looked like goatse was open in the browser. After a minute or two the people came back. I apologized, and told them the computer was broken. Immedatley after looking at it, the people made disgusted looks, and got really raged. I told them it was like that when I got there. Naturally, the idiots believed me and told the librarian. The librarian, a seventy year old woman came to help the people with their computer quandry. I can still picture the look on her face, and the scream she made when she saw it. At first, she had a smile, and warm, welcoming eyes; after about a second, her eyes bugged out and her mouth was open. The librarian screamed and said, "OH MY GOD WHO WOULD LOOK AT THIS! HOW FOUL! THIS IS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN! JESUS CHRIST." Needless to say, the computer was down for about a month before they figured it out. This is an easy rage, I've done it many times with gayporn. I strongly recommend it.
July 21, 200519 yr MAKONG']These stories are actully not that bad. Ok, here's mine.. A few years back I was in my school's library doing research on WW2 (or something like that). People behind me were getting really raged, and kept telling me my time was up for the computer, and that I should get off. (I really was taking a long time.) So, after a few mintues the impatient people behind me left to go get a soda. This gave me ideas. The first thing I did was punch the goatse website into my browser. Next, I took a screenshot of goatse open in the browser. After that I cleared the desktop of all the icons, and made the screenshot the wallpaper. If you had just taken a look at the screen it would have looked like goatse was open in the browser. After a minute or two the people came back. I apologized, and told them the computer was broken. Immedatley after looking at it, the people made disgusted looks, and got really raged. I told them it was like that when I got there. Naturally, the idiots believed me and told the librarian. The librarian, a seventy year old woman came to help the people with their computer quandry. I can still picture the look on her face, and the scream she made when she saw it. At first, she had a smile, and warm, welcoming eyes; after about a second, her eyes bugged out and her mouth was open. The librarian screamed and said, "OH MY GOD WHO WOULD LOOK AT THIS! HOW FOUL! THIS IS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN! JESUS CHRIST." Needless to say, the computer was down for about a month before they figured it out. This is an easy rage, I've done it many times with gayporn. I strongly recommend it. Rofl.... thats funny.... I wanted to print goatse and put it on the back of semi trucks and vehicles.... that would really rage people..... I was thinking a stand 8.5"X11" page would do the trick.....
July 21, 200519 yr One great, but simple rage is to print out nasty pictures ( Goatse, tubgirl, etc... ) and slid them into the little slits of lockers. I stuffed a shit load of them into a friends locker and when he opened it, it all fell out while everyone watched. Teachers were walking by and one even screamed. Haha, good times.
July 21, 200519 yr When I was in high school, vocational school was the best...we did so many pranks..I took electrical there and we had these modules where we would wire rooms up in these modules..you know like lights, fans, breaker boxes, 3 way switches, and tons of shit..Well this one group who was like the total teachers ass kissers of the class..And were way ahead of everyone cuz they took it so seriously..they were doing the kitchen which takes about 2-3 weeks. They got it all done and tested it...it worked perfectly of course and they go downstairs into the lab to get the teacher to grade their project and while they were gone I loosened every lightbulb enough so that they were still in the sockets but not tight enough to light up when the switch was flipped and I also disconnected the neutral on the fan so that it wouldnt turn on. I hear the teacher say... ok you sure it works because im grading it this time. They are like ya we tested it and they hit the switches and nothing works...omg their faces were priceless. Frantically flipping the switches and nothing happens...but since they kissed the instructors ass so much he didnt fail them..However they never knew what happened so they cut all the wires and tore it down and started all over..Which put them behind 2 weeks. Computer labs were also a blast because of the way it was set up..They were like in rows and you could so easily fuck with the persons computer across from you without them seeing you...like unplugging the mouse or resetting it. or coming to class early and setting all the homepages to lemonparty.org or salsatech.com/pics.