Posted July 21, 200519 yr Found this on a forum... so i dont take credit for this shit but i laughed WWII Battlefront ONLINE: ------------------------ -------- *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined the game.* Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0JO: lol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got crap to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck *deGaulle has left the game.* Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an arss Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help Hitler: o man ur focked paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol *benny-tow has been eliminated.* benny-tow: lame Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my **** Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.* benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows *Hitler[AoE] has left the game* paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: my teammates are n00bs benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk Eisenhower: yah this is gay *Roosevelt has left the game.* Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join *tru_m4n has joined the game.* tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111 *T0J0 has been eliminated.* *The Allied team has won the game!* Eisenhower: awesome! Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck *T0J0 has left the game.* *Eisenhower has left the game.* Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: fock u all tru_m4n: shut up commie lol *tru_m4n has left the game.* benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie *Churchill has left the game.* *benny~tow has left the game.* Stalin: i hate u all ***s *Stalin has left the game.* paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o ****! *paTTon has left the game.*
July 21, 200519 yr Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker rofl, good find
July 21, 200519 yr paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep *paTTon has been eliminated.* paTTon: o ****! *paTTon has left the game.* RIFK
July 21, 200519 yr Author theMinkey']i didnt notice any quotes from our canadian boys in arms yea, the person who wrote this prolly hates canada ='(
July 21, 200519 yr What country was patton? and whats this about a jeep? As much as it is pretty funny because of the stupidity..........i also gota say making fun of world war 2 aint actually that funny because of all the ppl that died.yes flame me if you want but a least il actually say what i think unlike some ppl here who are probably thinking the same but write lol instead so shut face kthx
July 21, 200519 yr What country was patton? and whats this about a jeep? As much as it is pretty funny because of the stupidity..........i also gota say making fun of world war 2 aint actually that funny because of all the ppl that died.yes flame me if you want but a least il actually say what i think unlike some ppl here who are probably thinking the same but write lol instead so shut face kthx you try to be a patriot by sticking up for allies that died in the war but you don't even know who general patton fought for
July 21, 200519 yr What country was patton? and whats this about a jeep? As much as it is pretty funny because of the stupidity..........i also gota say making fun of world war 2 aint actually that funny because of all the ppl that died.yes flame me if you want but a least il actually say what i think unlike some ppl here who are probably thinking the same but write lol instead so shut face kthx WWII is fucking funny because Hitler outlined everything he was going to do to the jews, war, etc. in his book Mein Kampf. Morons, didn't read it. Also, the New York Times, which was run by a jewish person ignored the holocaust. Patton was a U.S. General. From, you guessed it, the United States. He died when his jeep sidelined. History lesson for you ***s.
July 22, 200519 yr I was auctually thinking this was going to eb a really really REALLY lame thread but it gave me a good laugh T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol Eisenhower: fock u
July 23, 200519 yr Even though without the Soviets Hitler would have won. Good job on believing it was all america/england numbnuts.
July 23, 200519 yr Even though without the Soviets Hitler would have won. Good job on believing it was all america/england numbnuts. I doubt the Germans would have won even if Russia hadn't been involved. I bet it would have lasted much longer, but the Allies still would have probably won. We were producing much more tanks, planes and supplies than Germany was, bombing the shit out of their factories, plus our pilots were getting better and better as the war went on. True that the Russians inflicted 75% of the German casualties in WWII, but that doesn't mean the Americans couldn't have done the same if it kept putting a shitload of men into the war like Russia did. Saying that Hitler would have won without Russia in the war would be pretty stupid. Now if Hitler would have held with the non-agression pact and not attacked Russia, and Russia would have fought alongside the Germans, it would have been an entirely different war, probably one that the Allies would have lost.
