Posted July 22, 200519 yr I was looking up on movies coming out when I came across this intresting one... It's basically a whole movie about comedians or famous people being made tell their version of the worlds "dirtiest joke". This is seriously going to be the most offensive movie in a long long time if this is what it's like. It's sure to rage lots of people. Seriously check this trailer out. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/aristocrats/trailers.php Go to the South Park one. No download it'll come up fast. Even if you don't like South Park I suggest you check it out for the extreme vulgarness of the joke. It's completely uncensored.
July 22, 200519 yr Author I think so too. Most people would be fucking UPSET over hearing something like that, that's definatly not something you hear every day. I hope it rages everyone, and the best part is that's probably one of the tamer jokes, there's going to be bits by Carlin and other offensive comedians. Should be good.
July 22, 200519 yr Author I dont get it, whats the joke? The ending of their joke isn't supposed to make sense... It was probably just made to shock and piss people off, especially with the whole baby and 9/11 thing. That's sure to push a lot of peoples buttons, those guys are like professional ragers. That would disgust / rage pretty much 80% of most people, especially americans.
July 22, 200519 yr It was a joke made by a group of comedians, It was a formula joke, the beginning was the family of 5 to the talent agent it then transistions to no middle which is filled by the comedian, the end is them saying tada.. aristocrats...etc. The middle being the focal point of comedy.
July 23, 200519 yr The point is for morons that will laugh after any joke is told to make complete fools of themselves, as there was nothing in that routine to understand or laugh about.
July 23, 200519 yr if its a movie its been in production for like a year+ cause thats when i saw this
July 23, 200519 yr looks like that joke has already begun to rage tear You're kidding, right? Watching confused people force themselves to laugh without understanding what's going on is hilarious.
July 23, 200519 yr "There is this talent agency and they are looking for fresh talent in the region so they put up posters everywhere. After a long day of casting calls the talent agent's secretary announces that the last candidates are ready to perform. A family of four walks into the talent office, a mother, a father, a girl and her younger brother. The little brother lays down a cardboard mat and the father sets a boom box on the talent agent's desk. He presses play and this really fast rap music starts playing. The talent agent says wearily, 'well, let's see the act.' With no further introduction they break into their routine. The young girl pulls off her father's tear-away pants and starts sucking his dick, while the mother starts eating the little boy's asshole. Once he's hard she picks him up and the father bends over and she starts feeding his dick into the dad's asshole while the daughter bends over underneath him and starts fucking him. The mother switches back and forth between licking balls and licking her daughter's pussy while her husband fucks her. When the father is just about to cum in his daughter he pulls a funnel out and sticks it in the mother's ass. He and his son beat each other off into the funnel until they fill the mother's ass up with cum, then the father pulls the funnel out of her ass and she squats over the daughter's face and shits the cum into her mouth. The daughter snowballs the shitty cum to the son and the son snowballs the cum to his dad and then finally the mother takes her glass eye out and the father drools the mouthful of cum into the mother's eye socket. They all stand up and spread their arms apart, cum running down their faces and shit all over them, and they cry in unison, 'we're the aristocrats!'" those are real aristocrats (taken from somethingawful's "kids say the darndest shit" thx)
July 23, 200519 yr Isnt this old, ive heard this joke before and its not funny and i wouldnt say there professional ragers any kid could come up with that
July 24, 200519 yr that south park joke was comedy gold. especially when cartman starts talking about the dad sucking the baby's dick and fucking it. good find.
July 24, 200519 yr Author Old? I doubt this CLIP is old, the joke might be old, but not the way they set it up. Also, I do say Matt Stone and Trey Parker are professional ragers, because they are good at what they do, which is basically making fun of people. There is so many little jokes in South Park that no one realizes they are making fun of people. I'm a big fan of South Park though, so people who don't like the show their opinion might be different, to each his own. Just watch Team America.. That movie is fucking offensive as hell but it's funny at the same time...It's not offensive to me or anything, but to a lot of people it was, and it pissed off a lot of famous people. DERRRRRR I'M MATTT DAMMMMMON.
July 24, 200519 yr Old? I doubt this CLIP is old, the joke might be old, but not the way they set it up. Also, I do say Matt Stone and Trey Parker are professional ragers, because they are good at what they do, which is basically making fun of people. There is so many little jokes in South Park that no one realizes they are making fun of people. I'm a big fan of South Park though, so people who don't like the show their opinion might be different, to each his own. Just watch Team America.. That movie is fucking offensive as hell but it's funny at the same time...It's not offensive to me or anything, but to a lot of people it was, and it pissed off a lot of famous people. DERRRRRR I'M MATTT DAMMMMMON. that southpark shit is old i saw it well over a year or two ago and i have the clip downloaded alongside the masses of useless funny videos and/or sick pornography i have
July 24, 200519 yr Old? I doubt this CLIP is old, the joke might be old, but not the way they set it up. Also, I do say Matt Stone and Trey Parker are professional ragers, because they are good at what they do, which is basically making fun of people. There is so many little jokes in South Park that no one realizes they are making fun of people. I'm a big fan of South Park though, so people who don't like the show their opinion might be different, to each his own. Just watch Team America.. That movie is fucking offensive as hell but it's funny at the same time...It's not offensive to me or anything, but to a lot of people it was, and it pissed off a lot of famous people. DERRRRRR I'M MATTT DAMMMMMON. trey parker is a fucking genius. south park will probably be around for a long time because trey and matt said they'd make sp episodes as long as comedy central allows them to. team america was also a masterpiece, mainly because of the songs they put in there. america, fuck yeah was hilarious and that pearl harbor sucked song made me rifl too.
July 24, 200519 yr The aristocrat joke had been around for decades before the movie, it was sort of passed between comedians. The movie was just something to introduce it to the public. Also, the south park video isnt a trailer for the movie, its just cartman telling a joke.
July 24, 200519 yr Author FAK3R']that southpark shit is old i saw it well over a year or two ago and i have the clip downloaded alongside the masses of useless funny videos and/or sick pornography i have Oh really? I had no idea, thought it was new...Suprised I haven't seen it before. Ah well, funny anyway. I know the jokes been around for a while, just thought the South Park thing was new. Kinda misleading to put that in the trailer of the movie section. :O_o:
July 24, 200519 yr Aristocrats is about 2 years old. It's been doing the film festival tour and is now just being picked up by theatres (AMC has decided not to show this film because it is too vulgar, even though they showed Passions of the Christ). One of the guys from Penn & Teller is the creative mind behind this project. It'll be worth seeing when it comes out.
