worst thread ever.

 

 

lol I was just curious as to what people would say and I thought it would be a good addition to the prank thread, which seemed to be relatively popular.

its bad enough people feel the need to brag about "bad shit theyve done" over the internet, its even worse that the things they think are the "worst shit ever" are stupid kids games that take no balls. just sayin.

Bush? Is that you? You bastard.

 

Bush cant use the internets

When I was 13, my family was staying in two hotel rooms for a vacation. My mom, dad, and little sister were in one room and my sister and I were in the other room. Our room only had a queen sized bed, and halfway through the night I got a raging boner. I had never been with a girl before so I started fondling my sister and undid her pajama top and bra. She never woke up, even after I put my penis in her mouth. It felt really good, and it was the first time I came. Not in her mouth of course.

I pirated a movie...thats a felony :gaysex:

 

i run a bootleg shop in my garage :(

When I was 13' date=' my family was staying in two hotel rooms for a vacation. My mom, dad, and little sister were in one room and my sister and I were in the other room. Our room only had a queen sized bed, and halfway through the night I got a raging boner. I had never been with a girl before so I started fondling my sister and undid her pajama top and bra. She never woke up, even after I put my penis in her mouth. It felt really good, and it was the first time I came. Not in her mouth of course.[/quote']

 

roflpants

Your mother kicked your ass? rifk, were you like 6 or something?

 

No, I was 12, but being a black kid in a black family, your parents discipline you by "whooping your ass". They don't do that "Ok son, we need to talk.", or "YOU'RE GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOM!" shit.

 

And as for Niccuh, you must be one of the most stupidest dudes in history. Of course I can beat up my mother, even my mom knows I'm not scared of her, hell she even said that to me. But only undiciplined kids do that (I'm sorry to be racist, but yes it's only white kids that beat up their own moms, with the exception of a few on both sides. Look at that damn nanny show that comes on cable and all those tv talk shows.)

:wow: @ people who quoted me

No, I was 12, but being a black kid in a black family, your parents discipline you by "whooping your ass". They don't do that "Ok son, we need to talk.", or "YOU'RE GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOM!" shit.

 

And as for Niccuh, you must be one of the most stupidest dudes in history. Of course I can beat up my mother, even my mom knows I'm not scared of her, hell she even said that to me. But only undiciplined kids do that (I'm sorry to be racist, but yes it's only white kids that beat up their own moms, with the exception of a few on both sides. Look at that damn nanny show that comes on cable and all those tv talk shows.)

 

Oh really blackie? Is that why negroes are tens times more likely than whites to beat their wives than whites are? Stupid ass.

I killed three ******s with a spoon and then had my dick sucked for a crack rock.

Oh really blackie? Is that why negroes are tens times more likely than whites to beat their wives than whites are? Stupid ass.

 

Thats statistically incorrect, everyone knows black womans don't take no shit off nobbodies.

Thats statistically incorrect, everyone knows black womans don't take no shit off nobbodies.

 

 

 

lmao AW SHUCKS YOU GOT ME, DAMN

SUBL1ME']I helped construct the Drug Tunnel from Canada > U.S.

More info:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/politics/2002395422_tunnel22m.html

 

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I lit a portable-toliet onfire at a construction site which also accidently caught the plastic covering the house behind it (it was winter) on fire, in turn setting the house itself on fire, which in turn made the propane tank (or tanks, Im not sure) heating the house explode, in turn causing damage to approx. 4 other houses.

 

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I broke into several houses in the course of 2 hours, getting what turned out to be about 5,300$ worth of merchandise I sold on eBay.

 

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I lit two bunnies onfire outside my house because they scared me the night before when coming back home and walking to my door.

 

Shut face? Wannabe

i stole a yu-gi-oh game when i was younger...i pwn...

i listen to punkrock music...

i took a photograph of a cop and he was like "no photos, no photos!" and i was like "stfu i do whatever i want k?"

 

aww i pwn so hard zomg

i planned 9/11

i planned 9/11

 

 

me too.

me too.

 

oh, hey ahkmed.

well im 14, and i worked at this camp, so like me and my friend always got r knives on us, so i was really bored and we decided to cut up the bus seats on the way to work, so i pull out my butterfly and make like 8 four inch slits in the seats, so then some fucking kid told on us and like we were all, idk how it happend lol. so hes "ima call teh copz!" and we were like.. "ok" so he left me in a room and him in another for an hour, and my friend from work was all, "wtf u do?" i goes nothing and i say to give his phone to my friend in crime, so he gets it, calls me and says "u wanna run?" i say fuck yeahs! so we run and see a movie, then go home. oh and we left notes that we quit... lame story but it was funny as hell when we ran cuz i heard the people on the intercom saying "missing children from the camp!" and shit lyke that!

i planned 9/11

 

yeah me too are you Ajlakalehmalatozareh? or Jimbleoasfog?

well im 14, and i worked at this camp, so like me and my friend always got r knives on us, so i was really bored and we decided to cut up the bus seats on the way to work, so i pull out my butterfly and make like 8 four inch slits in the seats, so then some fucking kid told on us and like we were all, idk how it happend lol. so hes "ima call teh copz!" and we were like.. "ok" so he left me in a room and him in another for an hour, and my friend from work was all, "wtf u do?" i goes nothing and i say to give his phone to my friend in crime, so he gets it, calls me and says "u wanna run?" i say fuck yeahs! so we run and see a movie, then go home. oh and we left notes that we quit... lame story but it was funny as hell when we ran cuz i heard the people on the intercom saying "missing children from the camp!" and shit lyke that!

 

you're 14 :rofl:

 

butterflies (knives) pwn hard, i could play hours n hours with those shitty things :jerkit2:

you're 14 :rofl:

 

butterflies (knives) pwn hard, i could play hours n hours with those shitty things :jerkit2:

 

 

im sure your 14 yourself, shut face.

i punched my mom in the face once.

oh, hey ahkmed.

 

What's up Jafar?

What's up Jafar?

 

 

lol i like it, thx for name :D

i took a photograph of a cop and he was like "no photos, no photos!" and i was like "stfu i do whatever i want k?"

lol