Pr3d said:

im sure your 14 yourself, shut face.

 

you, sir, are wrong kthxbye

I shot a man.

  Hysteria said:

What's the WORST shit you've ever done?

 

This one time , I had Indian Curry at an Indian Restaurant . I think I shit fire for 3 days . Since then I have never ate curry again !

 

hahhahhahhaha.......nice!!!

 

 

my worst shit? ...hmmmm well...as i recall i once sprayed shredded wheat all over

the toilet seat and beyond....i have no idea what i ate.

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my worst shit? ...hmmmm well...as i recall i once sprayed shredded wheat all over

the toilet seat and beyond....i have no idea what i ate.

 

Shredded wheat, perhaps?

  DKayismyhero said:

Shredded wheat, perhaps?

 

no...i hate shredded wheat

I stole a ring pop once.

leaked naked videos of a girl in my class that was intended for her boyfriend. i took captures and scanned it and left scans all over the school walls. "Worst" is not applicable because this was good lol.

On a sidenote, she was fat, ugly and screamed "OH TIM" while she was stimulating herself.

i've hunted down, killed, and raped, various people on these forums that keep making gay ass threads.

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in that order? :O

 

Btw Tequila, pics/vid plz.

My friend and I got drunk in school and I had to drive a long distance to get home after that. The roads were too wet for me to be driving fast with my shitty car with shitty locking brakes. For some reason I decided to cut off a car and still have enough time to stop behind the car already stopped at the light. I hit the car at a speed of about 35 because my brakes locked and I forgot to tap them. Without thinking I made a quick left turn on the red light and the car I wanted to cut off started chasing me. I was doing really reckless shit in the rain like running stop signs and drifting on turns because I was going too fast. Long story short, I got away without anyone catching my plates and got my bumper replaced.

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durka jehad durka?

  narcoleptix said:

My friend and I got drunk in school and I had to drive a long distance to get home after that. The roads were too wet for me to be driving fast with my shitty car with shitty locking brakes. For some reason I decided to cut off a car and still have enough time to stop behind the car already stopped at the light. I hit the car at a speed of about 35 because my brakes locked and I forgot to tap them. Without thinking I made a quick left turn on the red light and the car I wanted to cut off started chasing me. I was doing really reckless shit in the rain like running stop signs and drifting on turns because I was going too fast. Long story short, I got away without anyone catching my plates and got my bumper replaced.

 

You should be shot in the head k?

  mighty_donut said:

 

What's the WORST shit you've ever done?

 

We're talking hard core felon shit. .

 

does pooring drain oil within a 10 foot radius in front of a stop sign at 2:00 am count?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/wne/402.jpg

 

theft and vandalism

i'm currently enrolled in a women's self defence course just so i can rape them easier

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theft and vandalism

rusto is good i like the flouro.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worst shit I ever did was on Saint Patrick's day. My parents put too much green food coloring in my dinner and I took a shit and clumps of green came out my ass. It kinda looked like buds without the crystals.

i stole a lot of cards

  THROW-UPS said:

rusto is good i like the flouro.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Worst shit I ever did was on Saint Patrick's day. My parents put too much green food coloring in my dinner and I took a shit and clumps of green came out my ass. It kinda looked like buds without the crystals.

 

LMFAO!

  mister barleyhops said:

i'm currently enrolled in a women's self defence course just so i can rape them easier

 

 

 

That's the funniest thing i've heard all day.

  mighty_donut said:

Oh really blackie? Is that why negroes are tens times more likely than whites to beat their wives than whites are? Stupid ass.

 

WTF dude? Black dudes never touch black wives, you're the dumbass. Let's see you try to do that and watch she kick your ass in 4 different ways. Now on the other hand, there are exceptions with those crazy fucks who do that. But then again, we have whites who do the same,or even worse?

 

And where the fuck did you get those statistics? That sounded like you were talking out of your ass because if you honestly knew black couples you'd know that even if a woman and man were fighting more or less the man would get his ass kicked one way or another, if not by her, her kin. That's why I also believe that is statistically incorrect. I guess where you live you don't see too many blacks, or you see those preppy ones who walk and talk like they got sticks shove up their asses.

 

On another foot, another worse thing I've ever done: Stole a credit card account. Should've used the thing like crazy, but fear overcomes greed, so I only used it once :D

After I got out of the Army I got an apartment in my hometown and the Landlady's daughter lived next door. The daughter was a hot MILF and her husband was in prison. I was like no,no,no I'm not gonna fuck her. I'm not gonna be a scumbag.

 

 

......Long story short,.,.I fucked her,.I'm a scumbag.

i wear a green baseballcap with a red-black star on it... me so evil:devil:

  mister barleyhops said:

i'm currently enrolled in a women's self defence course just so i can rape them easier

you never fail make me rifk mister barleyhops <3

I took one of those kids guns that shoot the little orange suction darts and shot it at a passing by car on the freeway and it crashed into a semi and got squished. I've also put needles on the end of this automatic nerf gun and shot at people with thier windows down.

My worst shit is one time when I took this anti-depressant, it turned my shit into pure liquid, almost like liquid mercury. I went to fart and the stuff just poured out all into my underwear and got in my pants, too. It was liquidy, it looked like someone put green jello in lemonade.