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i always wanted to capture a hedge hog or a racoon and put glow-in-the-dark paint all over it and let it out in the middle of downtown at night......wonder what the locals would say.

 

Now I wanna SEE THAT !!! Ingenious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i wear a green baseballcap with a red-black star on it... me so evil:devil:

 

The Chinese have this fucked up wives-tale thing, if you wear a green hat it means your girlsfriend is fucking someone with a bigger dick when you're not together.

Owned by the Chinese.

 

I tried to post a bunch of pics of my exes in "provocative" poses (afterpics :bj: :sleep2: ), but I tried to put too many and the forum wont allow it.

 

Would I be likely to get banned for posting that shit?

hm i dunno if this is rite in english but its not exactly green...it's "olive" whatever...

 

best thing is: there is no girlfriend so stfuplzkthnxbye

licked my own shit

Baja Fresh.

Hollywood Blvd.

Last week.

 

After consuming about 95% of a bean and cheese burrito, with plenty of Chalula and Tapatio, I proceded to acertain a "bathroom token".

 

Upon entering I noticed a tad bit of urine on the seat. And by tad bit I mean someone apparently has no control over their penis when it's releasing fluid and they got more outside the toilet than inside. Nonetheless I had some liquid trying to evacuate my ass and was going to do so with or without my consent. I then attempted a hover-squat shot. Bent over and aimed at what I thought was the toilet.

 

Next think I know the splatter hits the metal piping in the back of the toilet and completely engulfs the wall and floor in a dripping hot-chocolate mixed with chili looking concauction. After completely annihalating the restroom I figured I should go out in flames, and put the last of the toilet paper in the toilet and flushed untill it was gushing.

 

Quite a fun time, but doubt i'll eat there again anytime soon.

Baja Fresh.

Hollywood Blvd.

Last week.

 

After consuming about 95% of a bean and cheese burrito, with plenty of Chalula and Tapatio, I proceded to acertain a "bathroom token".

 

Upon entering I noticed a tad bit of urine on the seat. And by tad bit I mean someone apparently has no control over their penis when it's releasing fluid and they got more outside the toilet than inside. Nonetheless I had some liquid trying to evacuate my ass and was going to do so with or without my consent. I then attempted a hover-squat shot. Bent over and aimed at what I thought was the toilet.

 

Next think I know the splatter hits the metal piping in the back of the toilet and completely engulfs the wall and floor in a dripping hot-chocolate mixed with chili looking concauction. After completely annihalating the restroom I figured I should go out in flames, and put the last of the toilet paper in the toilet and flushed untill it was gushing.

 

Quite a fun time, but doubt i'll eat there again anytime soon.

 

2 lazy to read that but umm i think your awesome !! :D

Baja Fresh.

Hollywood Blvd.

Last week.

Next think I know the splatter hits the metal piping in the back of the toilet and completely engulfs the wall and floor in a dripping hot-chocolate mixed with chili looking concauction. After completely annihalating the restroom I figured I should go out in flames, and put the last of the toilet paper in the toilet and flushed untill it was gushing.

 

Quite a fun time, but doubt i'll eat there again anytime soon.

ung, thats disgusting. Good story though.

Baja Fresh.

Hollywood Blvd.

Last week.

 

[insert the rest of the story here].

 

RIFK. Oh man, that's horrible...

Baja Fresh.

Hollywood Blvd.

Last week.

 

After consuming about 95% of a bean and cheese burrito, with plenty of Chalula and Tapatio, I proceded to acertain a "bathroom token".

 

Upon entering I noticed a tad bit of urine on the seat. And by tad bit I mean someone apparently has no control over their penis when it's releasing fluid and they got more outside the toilet than inside. Nonetheless I had some liquid trying to evacuate my ass and was going to do so with or without my consent. I then attempted a hover-squat shot. Bent over and aimed at what I thought was the toilet.

 

Next think I know the splatter hits the metal piping in the back of the toilet and completely engulfs the wall and floor in a dripping hot-chocolate mixed with chili looking concauction. After completely annihalating the restroom I figured I should go out in flames, and put the last of the toilet paper in the toilet and flushed untill it was gushing.

 

Quite a fun time, but doubt i'll eat there again anytime soon.

 

That is a fucking awesome story...i cannot think of the words to describe how much I am laughing right now.

i `ve kicked v0dkas dog when he was asleep :eek3d: :eek3d:

i `ve kicked v0dkas dog when he was asleep :eek3d: :eek3d:

 

oh noes :(

I got v0dka drunk on some vodka once

i went to school its so fucking embarassing and full of little shits.

The worst shit I've ever done is view this thread.

i r bad and rifk at all the nasty shit posts

 

so.....awesome story

 

im grade 8 in math one day after coming home from camping trip i was sitting there nicely doing my math. then the teacher calls me up and asks me if i took this girls $5. i said no (cuz i didnt, how do u take money from some girls pocket without her noticing) but anyways they asked me to empty my pockets so i did and i sorta forgot to take my 3inch switchblade from my pocket. so of course teachers sees and suspects me of using it to threaten some1 and i get suspended from school for 2 frigin weeks and my parents hate when i get in trouble.

 

shorter story, i egg cars and i drink alot and i mean alot when my parents arent around (im 15) they dont even notice. its 10 am and ive been awake since 6pm and ive had.....3 or 4 corona extras, some of those girly breezers, a kaluah mudslide, rum+coke (i think) and some ect stuff

 

now pretend u didnt read that if u did cuz police will kill me :shifty: :shifty:

 

:copchase and i dont care much for grammar

I stole a cd-key for the greatest game ever in the world.... rainbow 6: ravenshield

i told my 14 year old friends and they considered me m3n

 

fun game... fun game

 

 

 

 

to HACK!

rolf u fucking liars, all of u saying u rob houses n shit. The worst shit all off u probaby did was jack off. the guy who started this thread is fucking gay :fawk: :dfinger: wut every1 in these forums certainly did---> :jerkit2:

rolf u fucking liars, all of u saying u rob houses n shit. The worst shit all off u probaby did was jack off. the guy who started this thread is fucking gay :fawk: :dfinger: wut every1 in these forums certainly did---> :jerkit2:

excessive flaming = ban

 

EAST SIIIIIDE

Once there were these fucking ricers outside my house being loud as hell (mainly due to the coffee-can sized mufflers) and I was annoyed as hell. So I went out, asked them to quiet down, and those wetbacks were like "Ok mang, it's cool, we'll leave". They came back like 10 minutes later louder than they were. This pissed me off to no end, so I went out there with a sledgehammer and literally knocked off this aluminum spoiler this ***got had on his Civic, and the spoiler fell through his rear windshield.

 

Needless to say, I never saw them again.

 

ROLF IMAO wut a fucking liar u wulda got ur ass capped or beaten and u think ur mad racist against them? well go to new york or south central and ull see how the black n spanish treat the white ppl, like shit. They mostly get robbed, beaten, killed, etc. Damn ur a fucking bad liar go touch urself some more :jerkit2: :rofl:

excessive flaming = ban

 

EAST SIIIIIDE

 

calm down im just saying the truth, do u actually belive wut most ppl say here?

I got v0dka drunk on some vodka once

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

the worst thing i eve rdone was beliving i could eat 30 tacos from taco bell :puke: <--- kinda like that but out my ass the stall was covered in shit. :snivel:

I took one of those kids guns that shoot the little orange suction darts and shot it at a passing by car on the freeway and it crashed into a semi and got squished. I've also put needles on the end of this automatic nerf gun and shot at people with thier windows down.

 

 

Better have been used Heroin needles with STD's on them!!!

edit: nevermind

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

Yeah and then we made out afterwards. He's a pretty good kisser.