shorter story, i egg cars and i drink alot and i mean alot when my parents arent around (im 15) they dont even notice. its 10 am and ive been awake since 6pm and ive had.....3 or 4 corona extras, some of those girly breezers, a kaluah mudslide, rum+coke (i think) and some ect stuff

WHOLY SHIT YOU DRINK THAT"S SO COOL AND SO BADASS!!!!11 I WANT TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

I WANT TO BE YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

 

 

Lol.

r u 15?

I hopped 23 cars in 2 hours I got the following

 

-3 watches

-26 DvDs (most of them shitty movies)

-5 packs of smokes (2 colts aka cigars)

-24 case of coke

-3 cell phones (one with picturing)

 

not bad I thought so it was fun too lol

I hopped 23 cars in 2 hours I got the following

 

-3 watches understandable

-26 DvDs (most of them shitty movies) understandable

-5 packs of smokes (2 colts aka cigars) surprised you didnt get more

-24 case of coke WTF?!!

-3 cell phones (one with picturing) understandable

 

not bad I thought so it was fun too lol

^

One time I ran in my neighbors back yard jerking off and growling.

 

 

It was fucking crazy!

I set up a lemonade stand once...

I set up a lemonade stand once...

 

Hurray for the idiot bumping the 6 month old thread with a stupid comment!

funny shit - hittin emos that i pass with shit outta my car =]

 

illegal shit - stealin, drankin, smokin, and laundering money for these dumbass cubans and other shit

 

meanest shit - my ex-gf was pregnant(dont know if mine or not) and i "accidently" tripped her lol it killed the baby

meanest shit - my ex-gf was pregnant(dont know if mine or not) and i "accidently" tripped her lol it killed the baby

 

thats not funny

monday night My shit was pure liquid and was a horrible smell.. worst shit I've ever done...

thats not funny

i had to dude or i would of been in the pen.........

i stabbed my cousin in knee cause he was aiming a gun at me

masturbated to mighty_donut's sig?

Originally Posted by illuminata

i once haxored the CIA and stole 1792641876578365 trillion dollars, then launced some nukes at russia

Bush? Is that you? You bastard.

 

 

lol umm ok u know that whole 9/11 shit? yaeh well me and sum of my friends took a myg0t control virus and put it in a commercial flight plane that was heading to florida, we used the virus to control the plans gears (basicly flying it) we were just going to have some fun and make the plane dive around and scare the shit outta the people inside, but a error occured and we lost alot of control, we tried to keep it airborn as to not to hurt anyone, about in the area of new york we lost complete control and visuals and thre plane crashed into the twin towers. yep thats the real truth people their was no terrorists hijacking it. but me and my friends all had a good laugh later about it, since we basicly started this whole damn war in iraq oh well.

 

AND i know what your thinking! OH WHATSHISFACE171 UR DUMB THERE WAS 2 PLANES!!

 

well the funny thing about that is, the pilot was drunk, there was no terrorists on that plane ethier.

 

soo basicly i commited the worst crime in this tread the rest of u r newbs commpared to that, ive bet none of you have ever even thought of starting a major war in iraq!

 

oh and since we never told anyone (except now) the terrorists took credit lol.

I lit someone's sweatshirt on fire in a movie theatre line because they wouldn't move up and were being general assholes. It wasn't much but it got them out of the line.

You're all gay.

 

 

Why would you bump this? :'(

When i was about 13 i ran into my next door neighbor garden and broke all the back windows and smashed all their Vases.

well, i cant really remember the worst thing i ever done, i almost started a forest fire, but thats not much. I can tell you what i am going to do though, me and my friends are gonna go snowboarding, and on this closed run there is this house just beside the path, The owners of the house i think are on vacasion so were gonna bust in there and steel everything, either throw it in a near by ditch and come back for it later or bring bags and then stuff it all in the bags

Shoot somebody in the face with a paintball gun.

The worst thing I've done is stab someone, and I used to deal drugs for like a month. Nothing really that bad.

I was in a friends car and i had come creamer for coffee, well i took the lids off and we passed this WT moron in his car with the window down rocking out to twisted sister... I threw a cup of creamer in his window and he swerved into the ditch. White trash people are funny to me.

why the fuck did you bump this thread?

One time I ran in my neighbors back yard jerking off and growling.

 

 

It was fucking crazy!

 

 

RIFK x10!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

i dunno

the worst thing i got caught doing was i burned down a porta potty

it was pretty gay

108 hours of community service

72 just to pay back the porta potty

and 36 for 2nd degree arson

 

me and a buddy did it

 

the cops came to me and i told them yea i was at the park and i saw it happen and that some mexicans did it

my buddy told them we did it