I was born.

I was introduced to the internet.

 

 

but the worst for me... umm i had a tank of gasoline and spread it on my friends driveway threw fireworks on it and lit it. Now note this... it was about 3 by 4 feet, now my friend being such a dick i grab the water gun, the gun was filled with gas, spray i almost burn myself. i was a dumb 13 year old. now i have upgraded, i am 14.52 version.

recently ran up £200 on my dads credit card, he hasnt found out yet..

I broke into a church and sodomized my little brother while listening to "We're all Stars now, in the Dope Show".

 

Beat that.

 

Breaking and entering.

Gay.

Sodomy.

Incest.

Maralyn Manson.

 

The list goes on folks...

Hit a guy in the face and showed his parents the video.

7 counts of identity theft, 4 counts of credit card fraud. I currently sell pot and methamphetamine. Got stuck with $25,000 in restitution on the id theft and cc fraud. Still paying at $375 a month. Unfortunately I accidently got a hold of a district court judge's social. That's what got me busted. Thankfully I was a minor at the time.

well I commit felnoies on the daily and got lucky in court many times.

 

The only felonies I ever got convicted of was 5 counts of forgery.

7 counts of identity theft, 4 counts of credit card fraud. I currently sell pot and methamphetamine. Got stuck with $25,000 in restitution on the id theft and cc fraud. Still paying at $375 a month. Unfortunately I accidently got a hold of a district court judge's social. That's what got me busted. Thankfully I was a minor at the time.

YOUR E-PENIS IS SO BIG RIGHT NOW

illegal discharge of a firearm:ugh:

4 counts of credit card fraud.

like thats hard to get?:sleep:

stealing random shit from people, jizzing on it then slipping it back without them noticing. i do this on a regular basis, whenever the opportunity pops up.

I got a DWI/DUI back in 2004 and only had my license for 3 months prior..

 

So I got 2 years stayed probation for that. meaning if i get any other alcohol offenses in the next 2 years Id be double fucked(all my charges they dropped when i got the dwi..wreckless driving/tobbacco/marijuana-would come back)

 

Then in August of 2005 I got a minor..My friend who was in the same shit as me.. got one too

 

3 weeks later he got a court date in the mail, I didnt. 2 weeks later I got a diversion program in the mail and paid $40 bucks for the minor. Just goes to show how stupid and unorganized the court system is, in my county anyway.

the holocaust um... killing ***s and buring jews

 

oh and i always carry a desert eagle where i go :P its a good luck charm lol

i jumped some indian walking on my turf, i stabbed him in the back, then when he was falling i kicked him in the back of the head, he was vegetated for 5 weeks before they pulled the plug and let him die, i never got caught but the police came to my house to ask some questions(it was close to my house). and i also once went to some indian church and spray painted all over it, 'i want to pick off your hindu spots with a spoon, want to touch me penis''. That was in the local paper...what else did i do...ill add more when i can remember

Well this isnt the worst thing i've ever done but it was pretty damn funny...I ordered

 

food to my friends house from every place in town that does delieveries(about 7

 

places) and me and my friends watched the delievery guys go to the house from a

 

parking lot across the street where he lived

i jumped some indian walking on my turf, i stabbed him in the back, then when he was falling i kicked him in the back of the head, he was vegetated for 5 weeks before they pulled the plug and let him die, i never got caught but the police came to my house to ask some questions(it was close to my house). and i also once went to some indian church and spray painted all over it, 'i want to pick off your hindu spots with a spoon, want to touch me penis''. That was in the local paper...what else did i do...ill add more when i can remember

An Indian church? die liar

i jumped some indian walking on my turf, i stabbed him in the back, then when he was falling i kicked him in the back of the head, he was vegetated for 5 weeks before they pulled the plug and let him die, i never got caught but the police came to my house to ask some questions(it was close to my house). and i also once went to some indian church and spray painted all over it, 'i want to pick off your hindu spots with a spoon, want to touch me penis''. That was in the local paper...what else did i do...ill add more when i can remember

 

wat a load of bs

4 charges one being possession of an IED in a public place.

 

2 years surprived probation

100+ hrs community service

$250 restitution

12 court visits

30 day house arrest

Arson, i set fire to school block plus other numerous things.

 

Oh yeh and made a home made bomb and got done for criminal damage.

Zomg, I shoplifted once, that's how hardcore I am.

i read the diary of my best girl friend.

nimrod']i read the diary of my best girl friend.

lol nimrod.. you posted that before....:madkeke:

once me and a friend smoked a shitload of weed and did a few lines of coke and speed and decieded to go out for a cruse in my friends car (bad idea we were way fucked up lol)

 

anyway we were driving all over the road laughing it up and doing skids and burnouts and shit and we accidently hit his neighbours dog with his car and killed it. It was really fucked up because we didnt even try to miss it, just ran it down lol

 

then we picked up the dog and dumped it on their front door step all mangled and shit and rang the doorbell and got the fuck outta there. We could his his little girls screaming because they must of answered the door lol

 

haha we were so fucked up on drugs that night.....good times

i sed "fuck u" TO A COP!!!!!!!! and he got mad so i beat him up and the GIRL COPS WANTED MY GENES so i fukkened them all nite long heheheh :smoakin420:

In chronological order, from most recent to oldest.

 

Battery with a sharp object-Got in a fight at school over my girlfriend, guy was a lot bigger than me so I cut his arm with a piece of glass, my P.O. didn't care, and the cop let me off so nothing happened, not even a fine.

 

Probation Violation-Got caught doing ecstasy again, this time by probation. Went back to jail for a weekend.

 

Assault w/ a deadly weapon, violent robbery-Beat the shit out of this guy for 16 grams of weed and some ecstasy. Did 1 month in jail, 1 month on house arrest, and I'm about to get off 13 months of strict probation for it.

 

Minor in possesion of alcohol-10 hrs. community service

 

Delinquincy, evasion of arrest-Ran away from home, didn't get caught for 10 days but when the cops tried to arrest me in San Fransisco I fought pretty hard. No legal consequences.

 

Done and sold every drug in the book throughout all of these, got caught dozens of times, either by school or parents. During my recent probation, however, drug tests and other shit have kinda helped me. The 1 month stint didn't bother me, I was in max security with all these fucked up kids that had gotten arrested for murder, rape, torture, kidnapping, all kinds of fucked up shit. Most of them were actually pretty nice though, you really can't judge people. The second time I went back for a dirty drug test on probation, it kinda scared me and woke me up. I've been clean for like 2 months and have quit everything but cigarettes. I have a steady job, I'm getting a car, and I have a girlfriend and a kid I love very much that I need to stay out of trouble for.

 

Yep, I'm that success story health teachers make you read books about.

7 counts of identity theft, 4 counts of credit card fraud. I currently sell pot and methamphetamine. Got stuck with $25,000 in restitution on the id theft and cc fraud. Still paying at $375 a month. Unfortunately I accidently got a hold of a district court judge's social. That's what got me busted. Thankfully I was a minor at the time.

You're the star now, in the dope show?