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lmao.... 1st post XD

 

I have to say the worst thing I ever done was shot a smelly Russian in the chin with a bb gun point blank on accident...

 

He came over and he smelt and was annoying so I wanted him to leave and if he didn’t I would shoot him in the face...

 

I had the clip in the top and showed him the BB’s, I thought I didn’t push the clip in all of the way so none would come out just co2 would.... boy was I wrong when I shot... the bb was logged in the side of his chin and I made him take it out and I was like ill let you have my n64 if you don’t tell anyone...

 

So he was like yes! I won’t tell so I made him go home and in a couple days he could get the n64 so I knew he wouldn’t tell... needless to say he never got the n64 and I never got in trouble....

 

I still think to this day what would have happened if I put it to his temple...

ive done loads of bad shit.

 

but im not gonna blabber it all here and look like im chatting bullshit.

the last bad thing i have done is beat the fuck out of a black guy that wanted a ciggie when there was 3 of us. it was in a pizza place aswell.

 

i have a pic 3 seconds b4 my mate smashes his jaw. (i dont have vid cam on my phone)

ill edit it when i find the pic

 

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lol

believe it if u want.

 

 

earlier about 3 weeks ago i posted pictures of me and the girl i was dating. after we broke up because of her acting like a bitch. i broke up with her. i also found out she had slept with this kid i hated at school. not once but twice. so next few days at school i was picked on by the kid. so i decided to bring a butterfly knife to school to scare him as a scare tatic. which i wasnt planning on hurting him. i told corinn that i was going to kill him as the scare tatic which was stupid of me cause she went and snitched soon. the cops showed up 20 minutes later at my 8th hour door and cuff me right in front of the class. they searched and found the knife and also about 4,000 miligrams of vicodin 2 darvasets and 90 miligrams of adderall. after i got suspended and taken to the police station for booking. they notified my probation officer. which now im on house arrest and teather. i was on probation for assualt with a dangerous weapon and minor in possesion of a bb gun. so few days ago i found out that im currently exspelled 1 year from all michigan schools and peremenitaly from all utica schools. now im awaiting court on febuary 17th. i have another court date which i dont know when for violating probation. im 16 and will be 17 on april 15. which my detective on the case has notified me that i will be charged as an adult for drugs and knife issue. so im currently sitting down at home. talking to some friends and enjoying the indoors and pleasures of my house. ill send more information later.

believe it if u want.

 

 

earlier about 3 weeks ago i posted pictures of me and the girl i was dating. after we broke up because of her acting like a bitch. i broke up with her. i also found out she had slept with this kid i hated at school. not once but twice. so next few days at school i was picked on by the kid. so i decided to bring a butterfly knife to school to scare him as a scare tatic. which i wasnt planning on hurting him. i told corinn that i was going to kill him as the scare tatic which was stupid of me cause she went and snitched soon. the cops showed up 20 minutes later at my 8th hour door and cuff me right in front of the class. they searched and found the knife and also about 4,000 miligrams of vicodin 2 darvasets and 90 miligrams of adderall. after i got suspended and taken to the police station for booking. they notified my probation officer. which now im on house arrest and teather. i was on probation for assualt with a dangerous weapon and minor in possesion of a bb gun. so few days ago i found out that im currently exspelled 1 year from all michigan schools and peremenitaly from all utica schools. now im awaiting court on febuary 17th. i have another court date which i dont know when for violating probation. im 16 and will be 17 on april 15. which my detective on the case has notified me that i will be charged as an adult for drugs and knife issue. so im currently sitting down at home. talking to some friends and enjoying the indoors and pleasures of my house. ill send more information later.

 

lol

Meh, I guess the worst ive done is scream at people that piss me off when im driving. Of course i have my windows up when i scream because thats how i roll
For one of our senior pranks me and a few friends poped 2 blue stars (xtc) and went to school rollin.... it was great becasue we looked so fucked up... sorts sweaty and massive dilated eyes lo but that lasted for 2 classes untill we got kick out of class and serched but they could not do shit.
When I was 13' date=' I got a raging boner. I had never been with a girl before so I started fondling my sister and undid her pajama top and bra. She never woke up, even after I put my penis in her mouth. It felt really good, and it was the first time I came. Not in her mouth of course.[/quote']

 

:ugh: :ugh: :ugh:

believe it if u want.

 

 

earlier about 3 weeks ago i posted pictures of me and the girl i was dating. after we broke up because of her acting like a bitch. i broke up with her. i also found out she had slept with this kid i hated at school. not once but twice. so next few days at school i was picked on by the kid. so i decided to bring a butterfly knife to school to scare him as a scare tatic. which i wasnt planning on hurting him. i told corinn that i was going to kill him as the scare tatic which was stupid of me cause she went and snitched soon. the cops showed up 20 minutes later at my 8th hour door and cuff me right in front of the class. they searched and found the knife and also about 4,000 miligrams of vicodin 2 darvasets and 90 miligrams of adderall. after i got suspended and taken to the police station for booking. they notified my probation officer. which now im on house arrest and teather. i was on probation for assualt with a dangerous weapon and minor in possesion of a bb gun. so few days ago i found out that im currently exspelled 1 year from all michigan schools and peremenitaly from all utica schools. now im awaiting court on febuary 17th. i have another court date which i dont know when for violating probation. im 16 and will be 17 on april 15. which my detective on the case has notified me that i will be charged as an adult for drugs and knife issue. so im currently sitting down at home. talking to some friends and enjoying the indoors and pleasures of my house. ill send more information later.

Lies. No one is THAT stupid.

remember when flat screens were like super expensive? Well my parents had just bought one which set them back a few grand.

 

I smashed it. I almost got sent to military school.

Meh, I guess the worst ive done is scream at people that piss me off when im driving. Of course i have my windows up when i scream because thats how i roll

 

Rifk.

 

Once me and my friends went to this old broken down house and threw rocks at it, there was a farmer at te top of the hill and he yelled out "i see yuo"

we ran giggling our tits off and never went back.

Once I invited my whole msn contact list into a big convo andthey didn't know who did it :gaykeke:

 

 

:wow:

it was funny, one time in my freshman year of high school i took a bottle of scotch and was just drinking it in the middle of class everytime the teacher turned around. it was hilarious. the really funny part was that it was a health ed class and we were discussing the dangers of drugs and alcohol. Lol everytime she asked a question i would hide my bottle and say "Only idiots drink alcohol" and then just start drinking again. everyone was laughing and the teacher didnt know what was so funny. Luckily i didnt get too wasted until school ended, so i was safe.

wow, what a coincidence, i did the same thing deathdoor, not with scotch tho, i had a can of coke, and i just poured rum in it at school, and walked around school with this can of coke, and the teacher goes... "no drinks in class" so i put it on the floor, and there was some left... and getting up i accidentally kick it over, and im like oh shit so i mop it up before the teacher could smell it, never got caught... another thing, since we have cameras in our school... i ran around the school in a bin laden mask and flipped off all the cameras and classes.. then i got caught and suspended.

 

I've done worse but thats just the dumb shit.

it was funny, one time in my freshman year of high school i took a bottle of scotch and was just drinking it in the middle of class everytime the teacher turned around. it was hilarious. the really funny part was that it was a health ed class and we were discussing the dangers of drugs and alcohol. Lol everytime she asked a question i would hide my bottle and say "Only idiots drink alcohol" and then just start drinking again. everyone was laughing and the teacher didnt know what was so funny. Luckily i didnt get too wasted until school ended, so i was safe.

Wow! You're such an outlaw! A daredevil of modern day america!

wow, what a coincidence, i did the same thing deathdoor, not with scotch tho, i had a can of coke, and i just poured rum in it at school, and walked around school with this can of coke, and the teacher goes... "no drinks in class" so i put it on the floor, and there was some left... and getting up i accidentally kick it over, and im like oh shit so i mop it up before the teacher could smell it, never got caught... another thing, since we have cameras in our school... i ran around the school in a bin laden mask and flipped off all the cameras and classes.. then i got caught and suspended.

 

I've done worse but thats just the dumb shit.

made me lol a bit, would be funny as hell.

 

thing that got me in a lot of trouble in college was when they had a whole new set of dell computers set up. all spanking new, with many features still accesable through run command, namely the one that got me in trouble- netsend.

 

upon finding out about it, then telling friends about it, we proceeded to send messages to every single computer in the college, teachers and students (roughly 500 i believe), saying things such as "OMG LYKE HAI" "FUCK/SHIT/BITCH" "click ok if you're a ***" and other general crap. each one popping up in succesion when the computer was accessed.

One time me and my friends were driving home from a bar, him sober, me drunk. and I had to piss so I pissed in an empty beer bottle, he pulled us over told us he'd let us off and told my friend to drive away. but he told us to give the only full bottle (the one I pissed in) sure enough he drank it and I bursted out laughing and I told him I pissed in it, then I got in shit for that,

I think you just watched Dumb and Dumber, and then rushed to myg0t forums and posted :wow:

nimrod']well, i had a "best girlfriend", if there is such a thing. of course we were best friends because we liked each other. and of course, like it is wanted by mother nature, we did it. next day, i got bored, cuz i had her, usualy way and so i put her diary in my pocket. it wasnt one of those pokemon diarys of a 16 yr old gal, more than a pretty thick book of a 25 yr old. she wrote everything down, since she was like 12. i published some of the things i found there to her friends. when she sent some dudes to beat me up, i gave her diary back and sent her flowers. we never talked again.

 

well that was a different prank than the one when i ordered pizza for 50 dollar to my neighbour, what we all did in the past.

 

PAINTBALL GUN>DUDES A BITCH SENDS...

If you were to fuck em' up, all of them, that would be m3n.:cool:

Last night while my girlfriend was in the shower I stripped down naked and put her victorias secret panties on, then I took a picture of myself with her camera after releasing a small portion of pre-cum.

 

She will hate me when she finds the picture.

i broke into my neighnors housr to get a drink of fruit punch while they where on vantion...i had the cup until the fat bitch next door told on me:gaykeke:
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