i broke into my neighnors housr to get a drink of fruit punch while they where on vantion...i had the cup until the fat bitch next door told on me:gaykeke:

 

I read that post, it broke my heart junior... ='(

i broke into my neighnors housr to get a drink of fruit punch while they where on vantion...i had the cup until the fat bitch next door told on me:gaykeke:

 

 

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I went on this class trip for state competition for SkillsUSA, well I was in computer maintainence and repair, so I got the teachers to let me bring my computer. My computer was full of movies, games, and porn. Well, I had about 15 people in my room watching this porn, both guys and girls. At the end of the porn, 3 different guys cummed into the girl, one after the other, they put a mirror under her and let the cum drip out, and they made her lick it up. This big ass black girl ran out the room and threw up, that made my day. And needless to say, I won first in my state and went to nationals, end of story ;0

I took a shit on the floor of my elementary school bathroom and then videotaped the janitor cleaning it up.

 

thats hilarious. I climb on top of schools and shit on them.

In uk when i was 5 took a shit on the floor in the bathroom at a whacky warehouse and smeared it on all the walls.

Two years ago I lived in a house with two other guys and one of them sold a lot of weed and coke. One afternoon when he had just got a bunch of shit, these two ******s broke in the back door and came into the living room where we were. One of them had a gun and was like give us all the weed, coke, and cash NOW FUCKER NOW NOWNOW! The stupid fucking retards who had been watching the house to wait until everyone except me and one of my roomates left didnt even know we had a third roomate. fucking nigs. anyway my other roomate was taking a shit and heard the commotion outside. He took the top off the toilet and came out and hit the guy with the gun in the head. His shit got fucked up pretty bad. Me and my other roomate beat the shit out of the other guy. we wrapped them up in duct tape, drove them like 10 miles out to a farm and put them in the woods. I have no idea what happened to them. We moved out a week after it happened. I still get fucking nightmares.

Two years ago I lived in a house with two other guys and one of them sold a lot of weed and coke. One afternoon when he had just got a bunch of shit, these two ******s broke in the back door and came into the living room where we were. One of them had a gun and was like give us all the weed, coke, and cash NOW FUCKER NOW NOWNOW! The stupid fucking retards who had been watching the house to wait until everyone except me and one of my roomates left didnt even know we had a third roomate. fucking nigs. anyway my other roomate was taking a shit and heard the commotion outside. He took the top off the toilet and came out and hit the guy with the gun in the head. His shit got fucked up pretty bad. Me and my other roomate beat the shit out of the other guy. we wrapped them up in duct tape, drove them like 10 miles out to a farm and put them in the woods. I have no idea what happened to them. We moved out a week after it happened. I still get fucking nightmares.

 

o rly?

o rly?

nope

once i took alot of pills with beer and exploded my pants just b4 i reached the bog

I understand it is a little hard to beleive for you douche bags living in your bubble of peace, but yeah it really happened. fuck if I care about you or your dead relatives who I shit on and eat and have sex with. fuckers.

I understand it is a little hard to beleive for you douche bags living in your bubble of peace, but yeah it really happened. fuck if I care about you or your dead relatives who I shit on and eat and have sex with. fuckers.

 

 

youre lying

theres no such thing as ******s

lol what a fucking moron

I am almost positive they were black. If they weren't black they were disguised as black people. I have seen commercials for a new show by Ice Cube where he turns white people into ******s, so it is possible.