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I once slaughtered 5 baby seals and participated in a drive-by shooting...AT the same time. We drove by the seals and shot them.

Once there were these fucking ricers outside my house being loud as hell (mainly due to the coffee-can sized mufflers) and I was annoyed as hell. So I went out, asked them to quiet down, and those wetbacks were like "Ok mang, it's cool, we'll leave". They came back like 10 minutes later louder than they were. This pissed me off to no end, so I went out there with a sledgehammer and literally knocked off this aluminum spoiler this ***got had on his Civic, and the spoiler fell through his rear windshield.

 

Needless to say, I never saw them again.

Once there were these fucking ricers outside my house being loud as hell (mainly due to the coffee-can sized mufflers) and I was annoyed as hell. So I went out, asked them to quiet down, and those wetbacks were like "Ok mang, it's cool, we'll leave". They came back like 10 minutes later louder than they were. This pissed me off to no end, so I went out there with a sledgehammer and literally knocked off this aluminum spoiler this ***got had on his Civic, and the spoiler fell through his rear windshield.

 

Needless to say, I never saw them again.

 

so you're telling me that they just calmly drove away after you, probably a 15 year old 110 lb kid took a sledgehammer to a GROUP of mexicans' car. let me think this over and see if i believe you

so you're telling me that they just calmly drove away after you, probably a 15 year old 110 lb kid took a sledgehammer to a GROUP of mexicans' car. let me think this over and see if i believe you

someone is a little anerexic

someone is a little anerexic

 

the last 3 posts are incomprehensibly stupid sounding, whether it's missing punctuation, spelling, or just leaving out whole words altogether. i commend these forums on a combined IQ of 62

 

ps: i'm a grammar snob :{

the last 3 posts are incomprehensibly stupid sounding, whether it's missing punctuation, spelling, or just leaving out whole words altogether. i commend these forums on a combined IQ of 62

 

ps: i'm a grammar snob :{

 

PS i have an IQ of 139 which is in the gifted range

PS i have an IQ of 139 which is in the gifted range

 

 

I would assume that a "GIFTED RANGE" individual would at the very least capitalize "I" .

 

 

 

Doe's your "GIFTED RANGE" privilege allow you to ride the short bus ?

I would assume that a "GIFTED RANGE" individual would at the very least capitalize "I" .

 

 

 

Doe's your "GIFTED RANGE" privilege allow you to ride the short bus ?

 

that deserves a FUCKING PWNED k thanks...

 

 

 

errrr...topic

 

yea....i once went on a rampage and took out some city lamp lights with a bb gun

 

 

 

i always wanted to capture a hedge hog or a racoon and put glow-in-the-dark paint all over it and let it out in the middle of downtown at night......wonder what the locals would say.

Worst shit i've ever done was when I was out with my GF and her friends and I made the mistake of eating Taco Bell. I ended up shitting myself in the car ride home but I managed to blame it on her dog(who was in the car too).
When I was a wee lad, at about the age of 7 or so, I was at my friend's birthday party. Well, we ate from this local greasy pizza place, which has always gave me bowel problems. Awhile afterwards, we were all jumping off the trampoline, and before I could even react, my stomach lurched and the feces just dropped like a running facet drops water. Luckily, I had on tighty-whities and pants, so nothing escaped to the outside world. I quickly got off the trampoline and watched everyone else from a distance. I couldn't go inside so I just had to tough it out for a bit. On the way home, the car was stuffed with 4 or 5 people, and boy did it smell awful. I claimed that it was from a pig farm that we had passed. I got home, ran to my drawer, grabbed some undies, ran to the bathroom and changed. Soon after everyone found out what had happened. :boo:
I got caught growing 200 dope plants in a rented house . Woulda been great other than that . I woulda made like 24000 in 3 months doh.Ah well shit happens.
so you're telling me that they just calmly drove away after you, probably a 15 year old 110 lb kid took a sledgehammer to a GROUP of mexicans' car. let me think this over and see if i believe you

 

LOL Whena group of short, fat vatos get a 6'3" 220lbs gringo mad, they'll fucking scatter like the rats they are.

i wont put down the worst crime but ill put down the most recent

 

::i stole two line-mans head sets for an SBC phone company van, amongue other equipment... total valued over 2 grand:::

ummm.....lets see

 

i uncircumsized a kid without a license

 

so you put his foreskin back on his penis?

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