Posted July 22, 200519 yr Well my friends little sister (who is 11, and beleives almost everything she sees in the internet, oh yeah she owns a mac too, so her little friends send her this stuff) Well i just wanted to share these funny (hoax) emails she was one day crying about to help these people.. well here they are From : Sariah Rickers <[email protected]> Sent : Wednesday, July 13, 2005 7:32 PM To : [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Subject : FW: I believe! | | | Inbox From: "Emily Aase" <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Subject: FW: I believe! Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 10:58:00 -0600 From: "Marisa Singson" <[email protected]> To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Subject: I believe! Date: Wed, 22 Jun 2005 20:22:20 -0600 I believe and I am happy to know that i can send this to all the people on my contact list!!!! -Marisa Singson THINK ABOUT THIS BEFORE YOU READ! IF SOMEONE HAD A GUN HELD IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE AND ASKED YOU IF YOU BELIEVED IN GOD, WHAT WOULD YOU DO? SAY NO AND FEEL ASHAMED THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? OR SAY YES, I DO, AND DIE STANDING UP FOR GOD? If you would say no, DELETE THIS E-MAIL , NOW. IF YOU WOULD SAY YES, AND STAND UP FOR JESUS CHRIST, PLEASE READ THIS AND PASS ON. Note: This is a true article that was printed in a southern newspaper less then a year ago TAKE A DEEP BREATH BEFORE READING THIS There was an atheist couple who had a child. The couple never told their daughter anything about the Lord. One night when the little girl was 5 years old, the parents fought with each other and the dad shot the Mom, right in front of the child. Then, the dad shot himself. The little girl watched it all. She then was sent to a foster home. The foster mother was a Christian and took the child to church. On the first day of Sunday School, the foster mother told the teacher that the girl had never heard of Jesus, and to have patience with her. The teacher held up a picture of Jesus and said, "Does anyone know who this is?" The little girl said, "I do, that's the man who was holding me the night my parents died." If you believe this little girl is telling the truth that even though she had never heard of Jesus, he still held her the night her parents died, then you will forward this to as many people as you can. Or you can delete it as if it never touched your heart. Funny, isn't it? Funny how simple it is for people to trash God and then wonder why the world's going to hell. Funny how we believe what the newspapers! say, but question what the Bible says. Funny how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to believe, think, say, or do anything the Bible says. (Or is it scary?) Funny how someone can say "I believe in God" but still follow Satan (who, by the way, also "believes" in God). Funny how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing. Funny how the lewd, crude, vulgar and obscene pass freely through cyberspace, but the public discussion of Jesus is suppressed in the school and workplace. Funny how when you go to forward this message, you will not send it to many on your address list because you're not sure what they believe, or what they will think of you for sending it to them. Funny how we can go to church for Christ on Sunday, but be an invisible Christian the rest of the week. (Are you laughing?) Funny how I can be more worried about what other people think of me than what God thinks of me. (Are you thinkin! g?) Pass this on only if you mean it.
July 22, 200519 yr Author Another one From : Sariah Rickers <[email protected]> Sent : Sunday, July 17, 2005 3:12 AM To : [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Subject : pass this on | | | Inbox To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Bcc: Subject: FW: NO!!!!! please dont! Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:48:33 -0600 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: multipart/mixed; boundary="----=_NextPart_000_48c7_2dc8_3611" X-OriginalArrivalTime: 16 Jul 2005 22:48:33.0898 (UTC) FILETIME=[7ECBFCA0:01C58A58] This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_48c7_2dc8_3611 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed From: "elena king" <[email protected]> To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:34:57 -0800 ------=_NextPart_000_48c7_2dc8_3611 Content-Type: message/rfc822 X-SID-PRA: elena king <[email protected]> X-SID-Result: Pass X-Message-Info: SuyIeF3cBu9G5pbyXFm6XNOftjsnZzcymcwYl1cQwcE= Received: from hotmail.com ([65.54.174.41]) by mc12-f14.hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC(6.0.3790.211); Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:34:57 -0700 Received: from mail pickup service by hotmail.com with Microsoft SMTPSVC; Sat, 16 Jul 2005 09:34:57 -0700 Message-ID: <[email protected]> Received: from 65.54.174.202 by by103fd.bay103.hotmail.msn.com with HTTP; Sat, 16 Jul 2005 16:34:57 GMT X-Originating-IP: [65.54.174.202] X-Originating-Email: [[email protected]] X-Sender: [email protected] From: "elena king" <[email protected]> To: [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected], [email protected] Bcc: Date: Sat, 16 Jul 2005 08:34:57 -0800 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/html; format=flowed X-OriginalArrivalTime: 16 Jul 2005 16:34:57.0430 (UTC) FILETIME=[4D8A6B60:01C58A24] Return-Path: [email protected] hey guys! im serious: please do this its not a joke!!MSN is planning to take away MSN Messenger by September 14th, 2005. 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Mo 62. Sean 63. Elena King 64. Lenny 65.Sariah I have one more, but its too long, its about a kid whos both parents died in the WTC and has no money to pay for the red cross, and they say they get 10 cents to every person the email gets forwarded to, my friend's little sister even wanted to go to wallmart and hand out flyers about this email to random people, LOL!
July 22, 200519 yr how about just don't open the chain letter and not post it here.. everybodyg ets those and we don't care abotu yours
July 25, 200519 yr HEH HEH HEH!!!! TIME TO SEND ALL THOESE PEOPLE PENIS ENLARGMENT E-MAILS!! :dfinger: :dfinger: :dfinger:
July 25, 200519 yr this shit is exactly like every other junk mail for me...once i get it i enjoy pressing the delete key. These fuckers started doing this on everything AIM chain mail, e-mail, guest books on web pages, shit even gay myspaces. The funneh thing is, people believe them. On my myspace (yes i have one stfu) I love getting bulletines like these, and then re-sending them with added words such as "If you're dumb enough to believe this then I hate you" i usually end up blocking all the ***s that send me that crap, because I dont read it anyway, and by looking at the bulletine board, I waste precious time on the intraweb.
July 25, 200519 yr Yeah chainletters are annoying. I have about 12 of them or so each day. I request they stop sending, but they do not adhere to my demands.
July 25, 200519 yr that was not funny, nor informative, nor intresting, it just sucked you fucking retard
July 25, 200519 yr why does she even have an e-mail if she's 11? 11 yr olds should not be fucking around on the internet.
July 25, 200519 yr sir, you deserve a +b for that. There is no relevance to ANYTHING with those emails.
July 25, 200519 yr chain letters rage me IF JOO DONT SEND THIS TO 349578345897 PEOPLE A GUY WILL COME IN YOUR HOUSE AND RIP YOUR FACE OFF LOL HAVE A NICE DAY, BITCH
