Posted August 6, 200519 yr ok, tomorrow is my mom's birthday, i wanna rage her, how can i make it her worst birthday ever?
August 6, 200519 yr ok, tomorrow is my mom's birthday, i wanna rage her, how can i make it her worst birthday ever? Kill her.
August 6, 200519 yr HAHAHAH YOU ARE M#N ok take a dump and wrap it in birthday wrapping paper. bonus points if you somehow make it bounce into her face when she opens it.
August 6, 200519 yr r4iney']Hang yourself in your room with a note attached to your body saying "happy birthday mom" he said worst not best
August 6, 200519 yr ok, tomorrow is my mom's birthday, i wanna rage her, how can i make it her worst birthday ever? Rape her. "Mum raped by Son on her birthday" im sure yuo would do it too.
August 6, 200519 yr ok. crap a paper plate, then put "myg0t pwns you bitch" on it. put candels, and give it to her as her birthday cake. :buttseks:
August 6, 200519 yr Wear a woman's thong, and let find a way to let her catch you with it. Then once she asks you call her a cunt, and a cocktease.. Run into your living room and slap yourself five times, then piss on the couch.. After you do this, run into the room your mom is in and say LOOK AT THE COUCH! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! Proceed to run away, then take a shit on the floor and write "myg0t has owned you" with it on the windsheild of her car. When you're done with that, decapitate your cat, and wrap the head up in a box with wrapping paper. Then give to your mom with a note attached that should read, "MAKONG HAS FIVE DICKS." Do all of this, and make a video.. k
August 6, 200519 yr MAKONG']Wear a woman's thong, and let find a way to let her catch you with it. Then once she asks you call her a cunt, and a cocktease.. Run into your living room and slap yourself five times, then piss on the couch.. After you do this, run into the room your mom is in and say LOOK AT THE COUCH! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! Proceed to run away, then take a shit on the floor and write "myg0t has owned you" with it on the windsheild of her car. When you're done with that, decapitate your cat, and wrap the head up in a box with wrapping paper. Then give to your mom with a note attached that should read, "MAKONG HAS FIVE DICKS." Do all of this, and make a video.. k rifk makong you pwn
August 6, 200519 yr MAKONG']Wear a woman's thong, and let find a way to let her catch you with it. Then once she asks you call her a cunt, and a cocktease.. Run into your living room and slap yourself five times, then piss on the couch.. After you do this, run into the room your mom is in and say LOOK AT THE COUCH! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! Proceed to run away, then take a shit on the floor and write "myg0t has owned you" with it on the windsheild of her car. When you're done with that, decapitate your cat, and wrap the head up in a box with wrapping paper. Then give to your mom with a note attached that should read, "MAKONG HAS FIVE DICKS." Do all of this, and make a video.. k youve done this before, havn't you?
August 6, 200519 yr Put some chemical in her drink so she will pass out for an hour or so.. Rape her until she wakes up, and then scream "I raged you!" :drama:
August 6, 200519 yr um.... [myg0t]v0dka is Offline: Account Suspended wtf happened there? He probably just changed his title to "Account Suspended". It's a very complicated procedure.
August 6, 200519 yr MAKONG']Wear a woman's thong, and let find a way to let her catch you with it. Then once she asks you call her a cunt, and a cocktease.. Run into your living room and slap yourself five times, then piss on the couch.. After you do this, run into the room your mom is in and say LOOK AT THE COUCH! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO! Proceed to run away, then take a shit on the floor and write "myg0t has owned you" with it on the windsheild of her car. When you're done with that, decapitate your cat, and wrap the head up in a box with wrapping paper. Then give to your mom with a note attached that should read, "MAKONG HAS FIVE DICKS." Do all of this, and make a video.. k best idea ever
August 6, 200519 yr Get caught looking at gay porn and come out. Unless she's the type that always says "OHHGHGHGHG SO CUTE" she'll be all depressed like "HOW CN THIZ HAPPN 2 MY SUIN!?" or do this :sleep2:
August 6, 200519 yr When she enters your room, visit my site http://www.aquabelic.tk Make sure the sounds is on, and the volume is way up. Enjoy!
August 6, 200519 yr tell her that your dad molests you, thatshould displease her :gaysex: tell her about the time that when you and he were in the bath together, and he stood up and he slapped you across the face with his dick, she'd love that trust me
August 6, 200519 yr How about you give them breakfast in bed, like the whole cooked thing and all that, and then make the sausages poop LOL they won't expect that, and hopefull they eat it. And if that fails tell them about this one time when you were walking down the street.
August 6, 200519 yr How about you give them breakfast in bed, like the whole cooked thing and all that, and then make the sausages poop LOL they won't expect that, and hopefull they eat it. And if that fails tell them about this one time when you were walking down the street. how could you not tell the difference between shit and sausage dumbass
August 6, 200519 yr how could you not tell the difference between shit and sausage dumbass exactly..... btw ur sig rages me
