Posted August 14, 200519 yr Well just tell any kind of jokes here. Ill start it off Theres a cuban and a black guy in a car. Whos drivin? The police
August 14, 200519 yr What do you do if a black man with no head comes running toward you? Stop laughing and reload.
August 14, 200519 yr What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. What's the difference between a ****** and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? ******s. Why don't sharks eat ******s? They think it's whale shit. What do you call a ****** in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager. How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? They don't work in the future, either. Why do ******s cry during sex? The Mace. How do you stop a ****** from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. How do you get a ****** out of a tree? Cut the rope. What did the Alabama sherriff call the ****** who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence. Why do ******s stink? So blind people can hate them too. What do you get when you cross a ****** and a spic? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't ******s take aspirin? They refuse to pick the cotton out. What do ****** kids get for Christmas? Your bike. What's a ******s idea of foreplay? "Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch." Why do spics drive low-riders? So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time. How else do you babysit a niglet? Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump. How do you get him down? Invite the spics over, blindfold them and tell them it's a pinata party. Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. kthx.
August 14, 200519 yr Author this is one i herd from cha0s 5 ******s in a cadillac go over a cliff and die the tragedy: a cadillac holds 6
August 14, 200519 yr -Begin lame joke- A dog gets asked to choose between a queer and a tick. Who did the dog choose? The tick, because it's only gonna suck on its blood. -End lame joke-
August 14, 200519 yr What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Eventually the canoe will tip (Laughs hysterically)
August 14, 200519 yr What do nigg3rs and apples have in common? Both look dammed good hanging from trees!
August 14, 200519 yr Author how do you stop a ****** baby from drowning ???? take your foot off its head How do you stop a ****** from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head. good joke ***. Too bad c0balt already said it
August 14, 200519 yr What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Eventually the canoe will tip (Laughs hysterically) why do you have such a gay sig? cuz you're a f a ggot LOL
August 14, 200519 yr okokokok i got one its so funne why are you all gay i dunno LOL!~!~!~! SO FUNNE HUH
August 14, 200519 yr Whats the difference between a nigg and a peice of dog shit? After a while the dog shit turns white and stops stinking!! hahaha :nigga:
August 14, 200519 yr a mexican and a ****** jump off a building, who lands 1st? who cares? why do ******s smell? so blind people can hate them too hear about the ****** in college? me neither
August 14, 200519 yr What do you call a bunch of old ******s in the back of a barn? Antique Farm equipment You know what's great? Throwing a quarter off a cliff and watching mexicans jump after it. You know what's even better? Telling more no one got it. What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out. What do you call a bunch of ******s dead at the bottom of the ocean? Progress.
August 14, 200519 yr How many COLLEGE N I G G E R S does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but he gets 6 credits for it.
August 14, 200519 yr How many COLLEGE N I G G E R S does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1, but he gets 6 credits for it. You fail, black people don't go to college.
