August 15, 200519 yr A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas." The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay." The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?" "Yeah, my wife..."
August 15, 200519 yr LOL WHY DOES AN IRISH MAKE OWN SANDWHICHES? SO HE CAN GOTO WORK ON TOP OF BUILDING AND SAY MY WIFE MADE ME HAM SANDWHICHES AGAIN DAMMIT AND JUMP OFF BUILDING
August 15, 200519 yr so there was this black guy walking down the street and everyone loved him because he was a contributing african american ^___^ the end
August 15, 200519 yr Why do jews have big noses? Air is free. Why do Jews have such big noses? Air is free. Har-har Wow that joke was even funnier the second time.
August 15, 200519 yr Wow that joke was even funnier the second time.Aww, shitty. Sorry bout that cobalt...
August 15, 200519 yr theMinkey']so there was this black guy walking down the street and everyone loved him because he was a contributing african american ^___^ the end HAHAHAHA LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN Tiger Woods isn't even black, I accept him because the blacks don't. =D
August 15, 200519 yr Why do they have white palms? There's a little bit of good in everyone. There was a blackout on our street last night. Don't worry, someone shot him before he got too far. What's yellow and cuts the grass? Fuck off, he's my nig and I'll paint him any colour I fucking want! And for this weeks KKK Annual General Meeting, our special guest, Evil Kinevil will attempt to jump over 20 Africans in a steam-roller! Text message: This message cost 20c, the same cost as feeding a young Iraqi man for a day. Forward it to 7 of your friends and starve the cunt for a week!
August 16, 200519 yr Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you're talking to them! :rofl: :rofl:
August 16, 200519 yr Author Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at when you're talking to them! :rofl: :rofl: deffently the worst joke ever
August 16, 200519 yr What do you get if you mix a ****** and a mexican. Someone that's too lazy to steal.
August 16, 200519 yr What do you get if you mix a ****** and a mexican. Someone that's too lazy to steal. I laughed harder than I should've at that joke.
August 16, 200519 yr Life's like a bag of jelly beans, nobody likes the black ones. wtf - black flavour owns
August 16, 200519 yr what's the first thing a n i g g e r see's when he looks up his family tree? a gorilla, shitting in his face.
August 21, 200519 yr How did David Copperfield get aids? He was doing magic. best joke ever ahahahahah :rofl: :rofl:
August 21, 200519 yr What do you get if you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath. What's worse than letting Micheal Jackson babysit your kids? Letting Ian Huntley bath them.
August 21, 200519 yr LOL WHY DOES AN IRISH MAKE OWN SANDWHICHES? SO HE CAN GOTO WORK ON TOP OF BUILDING AND SAY MY WIFE MADE ME HAM SANDWHICHES AGAIN DAMMIT AND JUMP OFF BUILDING HAHAHHA i like it
August 21, 200519 yr What's better than winning the gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded. Ever notice there's no black people in the Jetsons? Future's looking pretty good, isn't it?
August 21, 200519 yr Ever notice there's no black people in the Jetsons? Future's looking pretty good, isn't it? Ahahahahaaa! Good one! I heard another version: What would the Jetsons be called if they were black? N!ggers.
