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I love how the website is called 'Coke Machine Accidents', while their idiot son was the one who pulled it over on himself. Accident my arse. :rolleyes:

rifk i go to the page and see this

gotta love google ads

 

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/7981/lewl5tf.jpg

Chozo for the win, I hope you did send that, and if you did, please post the response as soon as you get it.

 

I did send it, and lo and behold, the response was NOT what I expected.

 

Mailer Daemon Failure. *Does not like recipient*

 

 

They are most likely already raged and destroyed that email address, but if someone finds a new one to these people, I saved it for a resend. :drama:

  • 3 weeks later...
Yeah-fucking-right folks, I'm drinking a coke right now.

 

 

LoLz So Am I. I Got Mine From A Coke Machine. I am stuck underneath it now. Send help. :weaks:

why tip a coke machine over to get a free soda. Damn he's dumb, I'd just get a pick axe and get the sodas out and all the change and bills.

 

Dumb = dead.

why tip a coke machine over to get a free soda. Damn he's dumb, I'd just get a pick axe and get the sodas out and all the change and bills.

 

No you wouldn't.

this thread gave me a laugh a while back, rofl @ fatass coke machine ***s.

 

chozo's email made me rifk, his mother probably cried after that :wow:

hmm, unsecured coke machine causes thier son's death... or how about : shitty parents raise stupid kid... how someone dumb enough to not work out that pulling a machine towards him might result in it toppeling onto him, could get into a university, is a fucking riddle to me :shrug:

 

On October 19th 1999, almost a year after Kevin's death, the Quebec Coroner, Dr. Rene Maurice Belanger issued

 

notice how it said QUEBEC!!!! .......that shithole is in CANADA where the French mostly live..........poor stupid frenchy deserves to DIE by cokemachine or sticking a knife in a toaster or peeing on an electric fence etc.

 

tomb stone epitaph should say..... "DEATH by COKEMACHINE"

Here is what the coroners report probably said.

 

"well, the police actually DID find fingerprints on the machine."

"They also found several gallons of semen inside the machine, meaning this sadistic fuck had been fucking the machine for years."

"That fuck deserved to die horribly."

"Yes bill, he did. Fuck that jew."

 

 

Im speachless...

Wow, I've pushed a door that says pull before, but never made a fucking 900lb machine fall on me. :stupid:
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