my dick is handicapped, i can't get it up without some viagra, vodka, and some shemale movies :dozeoff:

 

 

when you tape the suicide let me know ok

It fucking rages me so bad when handicap peolpe sue because a building doesn't have "handicap accessability" or any of that shit. That pisses me off. So ya it's good to make fun of them.

rofl

 

see I find this shit funny even tough I am handicapped

 

 

something must be wrong with me :wow:

HOLY SHIT YUO GUYS...ITS THE FUNNY LOOKING GUY OFF FROM VIDEO CHAT..HIS NAME WAS OMG_JUDAS,NOW I SEE Y URE HANICAPPED ROFL,OMG LAWL

there was this kid who was in crutches like jimmy from south park that was a total ass to everyone and to my friend for like the whole year so my friend had enuff of it so when the kid came up to my friend, he was saying shit like "fuckin ***got your a piece of shit youll never ammout to anything!" then my friend said "

atleast i can do this and he started danceing around him LMAO so funny the kid stfu rihgt there and walked away everyone got pissed at my friend PWNED! :gaysex: :bj: :owned:

HOLY SHIT YUO GUYS...ITS THE FUNNY LOOKING GUY OFF FROM VIDEO CHAT..HIS NAME WAS OMG_JUDAS,NOW I SEE Y URE HANICAPPED ROFL,OMG LAWL

 

LAWL YEAY! GOOD SHIT,

 

RIFK

LAWL YEAY! GOOD SHIT,

 

RIFK

 

kill yuorself k?

Some of the guys at my school (when I was a 14yo script kiddie) used to put dogshit in their sandwiches, then give it to the retarded kids and tell them it was Nuttella (choc spread). They'd eat half of it and be complaining in a kind of moaning type voice. I felt a little sorry for them, and I knew the two "cool" kids in the class above me would sometimes take their lunch if they had a bought lunch instead of just sanwiches.

 

I brought an extra dollar to school on a Friday, then rushed out of class as soon as I could at lunch time, and bought a pie. I ran to the park and put dogshit into it while the other kids bought their lunch/found their friends etc...

I went to the retarded kids, found the most normal one (Robbie) and gave him the pie on one condition, he couldn't eat it until lunch break was finished, if he did, I'd never buy him another and I'd tell his Mum (he was always scared of people telling his Mum when he was bad).

 

I tracked down the guys from the senior class (all about 13-14yo's) and said "Hey guys, looks like Robbie's been a good boy this week, his Mum let him buy a pie".

Immediately the two biggest guys, the "cool" kids, rushed to the special kids classroom and found Robbie sitting outside holding the pie, the rest of us following to see what was going to happen. They snatched it off him, and one of them stuffed half into his mouth before the other one grabbed the rest and started sucking the meat out of the centre.

 

I was having difficulty not to explode with laughter, when one of the guys, the first one to eat it, got this shocked grimace on his face and started to throw up on the benches. His friend stopped to look at his own half, swallowed a mouthful, then asked "What's wrong?". Suddenly he to got the look on his face and tried to spit it out, but most was in his guts by now. Matt, they guy chundering said "Someone gave him a pie with shit in it!" Anthony yelled "I'M GONNA FUGGIN KILL SOMEONE!!!". The rest of us exploded with laughter, just as the headmaster stormed up and grabbed Anthony, dragging him straight to his office. I turned around, tears streaming from my eyes with laughter, to see Matt's face, neck veins bulging, saying to me "Did you give him that pie??" Of course I replied "Hell no, his teacher was here when I saw them a minute ago!"

 

Matt scanned the area looking for anyone suspicious. Robbie was jumping up and down, pointing at Matt and shouting "HA HA MOTHERFUCKER!, You ate my pie! You ate my pie! Someone tried to poison me but you ate it motherfucker!"

 

I started to panic, as you would. Matt went to Robbie, with his sweetest approach, and said, "Hey Robbie, you're my friend, who gave you that pie?". I Prepared to sprint. Robbie just looked dumbly at the wall and said "Dunno, the shop man? He's my friend!" I laughed again and started to leave, still listening for incriminating evidence. The special ed teacher had arrived after hearing from the principal what was going on, just as Matt asked again "No Robbie, who put shit in your pie?" Robbie said straight to Matt with an accusing look "You did motherfucker! You always do! I tell him not to Miss, but he always puts dogshit in my food!!!" .

The special ed teacher was trying to hold him down as he jumped up and down screaming at Matt with his finger pointed at his face screaming "EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

 

Matt & Anthony got suspended, their parents stopped their pocketmoney for a month, Robbie got let off, I never got found out or told anyone until I left the city.

funny shit...that story is........judas u look fuckin hilerious dude......can u do the smeagol voice???? u shud practince and then join a Lord Of The Rings RPG club or sumtin.....LOL

Some of the guys at my school (when I was a 14yo script kiddie) used to put dogshit in their sandwiches, then give it to the retarded kids and tell them it was Nuttella (choc spread). They'd eat half of it and be complaining in a kind of moaning type voice. I felt a little sorry for them, and I knew the two "cool" kids in the class above me would sometimes take their lunch if they had a bought lunch instead of just sanwiches.

 

I brought an extra dollar to school on a Friday, then rushed out of class as soon as I could at lunch time, and bought a pie. I ran to the park and put dogshit into it while the other kids bought their lunch/found their friends etc...

I went to the retarded kids, found the most normal one (Robbie) and gave him the pie on one condition, he couldn't eat it until lunch break was finished, if he did, I'd never buy him another and I'd tell his Mum (he was always scared of people telling his Mum when he was bad).

 

I tracked down the guys from the senior class (all about 13-14yo's) and said "Hey guys, looks like Robbie's been a good boy this week, his Mum let him buy a pie".

Immediately the two biggest guys, the "cool" kids, rushed to the special kids classroom and found Robbie sitting outside holding the pie, the rest of us following to see what was going to happen. They snatched it off him, and one of them stuffed half into his mouth before the other one grabbed the rest and started sucking the meat out of the centre.

 

I was having difficulty not to explode with laughter, when one of the guys, the first one to eat it, got this shocked grimace on his face and started to throw up on the benches. His friend stopped to look at his own half, swallowed a mouthful, then asked "What's wrong?". Suddenly he to got the look on his face and tried to spit it out, but most was in his guts by now. Matt, they guy chundering said "Someone gave him a pie with shit in it!" Anthony yelled "I'M GONNA FUGGIN KILL SOMEONE!!!". The rest of us exploded with laughter, just as the headmaster stormed up and grabbed Anthony, dragging him straight to his office. I turned around, tears streaming from my eyes with laughter, to see Matt's face, neck veins bulging, saying to me "Did you give him that pie??" Of course I replied "Hell no, his teacher was here when I saw them a minute ago!"

 

Matt scanned the area looking for anyone suspicious. Robbie was jumping up and down, pointing at Matt and shouting "HA HA MOTHERFUCKER!, You ate my pie! You ate my pie! Someone tried to poison me but you ate it motherfucker!"

 

I started to panic, as you would. Matt went to Robbie, with his sweetest approach, and said, "Hey Robbie, you're my friend, who gave you that pie?". I Prepared to sprint. Robbie just looked dumbly at the wall and said "Dunno, the shop man? He's my friend!" I laughed again and started to leave, still listening for incriminating evidence. The special ed teacher had arrived after hearing from the principal what was going on, just as Matt asked again "No Robbie, who put shit in your pie?" Robbie said straight to Matt with an accusing look "You did motherfucker! You always do! I tell him not to Miss, but he always puts dogshit in my food!!!" .

The special ed teacher was trying to hold him down as he jumped up and down screaming at Matt with his finger pointed at his face screaming "EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

 

Matt & Anthony got suspended, their parents stopped their pocketmoney for a month, Robbie got let off, I never got found out or told anyone until I left the city.

 

ROFLx10