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It sounds like one of those funny quote things that arent actually true as theyre so stupid

 

 

but hahah just the whole of it rofl

My Mum nearly got married again to this guy who seemed really good for her but a bit arrogant. He left her for a younger woman (his kids still wont talk to him) and then got really cocky and tried picking up another young lady while her husband was out of town. He was on crutches at the time, at the lady's house for a BBQ party. My mum texted to his new gf and said "No hard feelings, I don't hate you, I blame Clint. He's doing to you what he did to me right now at Shona's BBQ."

 

In 4 minutes the girl was walking up the driveway, and saw Clint hugging the other lady on the deck, looking into her eyes, and stroking her hair.

The girlfriend snatched one of his crutches off him and started to bash him as he fell down the stairs to the driveway, abusing him all the way.

 

Her : "Take that you cheating son of a bitch! You think you can just keep upgrading everytime you meet a new lady? You cheating bastard!"

 

Shona, the party host/married lady: "You little fucking shit! You told me you and her were finished!" Boot boot..

 

Clint lost his job within a week for a whole lot of minor things that he'd gotten away with for years. The management had turned a blind eye before, but decided they couldn't afford the loss of reputation after this. Small towns are like that.

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