Posted August 17, 200519 yr It's a long read but its hella funny! This story takes place at a friends BBQ, as I was driving I hit a pot hole going 90 KM/h in a 70 km/h zone and boom my front left wheel went flat but it was like around 11:30 pm so no one e-c00l was out and I didnt wanna stop on the high way to pull over and I figured my friend lives another 5 mins away so I can bare the noise. L0l so as I'm driving fucking up my rim on my 2004 Nissan Altima I finally get to my friends house and aside from him living up a fucking mountain and me with a flat tire and a broken emergency brake (to much drifting :p). I finally park it up hill with my steering wheel turned all the way to the right, everyone was telling me to park it on the lower level so I could change my tire and park it up hill again, so as I started reversing this fucktard with his souped up 2005 Honda Accord parks behind me and since its outside and around 12:10 am and his shitty honda is pure black (what a ***0t color) I hit the edge of his car causing a 1 inch scratch on his bumper...this is where it got good lol he got so RAGED he got out of his car and started swearing and throwing his fist around so I looked at him and said stfu thats when he blew it he kicked my tail-light (broke my right one) punched my trunk (denting it) elbowed my left side passanger window (cracked it) kicked the driver side door (dented it) broke my antenna then his retarded friends finally decided to hold him off and grabbed him and pushed him away, so through all of this I'm in my car raged as shit my car being fucked up, oh well. He calms down and he gets all guilty and apologizes and what not. Anyways he calls me up every single day saying I owe him $450 for his scratch I simply reply with "FUCK OFF!" so he did fuck off for like 1 week then he calls me up again and starts saying shit like "Im gonan fucking burn you're house down", "give me my fucking money", "me and my friends are gonna fucking break into you're house" So I called the cops we all took a nice trip to ICBC (My insurance company) and we got a court date....AND I FUCKING WON!! He looked so raged...it was one of those courts with no jury. So he is sentenced 1 year in jail his drivers license is suspanded up to 4 years with no points added during those 4 years, and after 4 years he starts back at level 1 (%5 discount) L0L. Anywas the accident took place like 4 months ago and the court date happend 1 month ago and I bring this up now because as I was checking my mail I received check for $8570 from ICBC / his family for my damages! Anyone who posts a positve comment will get $100 lol ;) PS: During the court he kept giving me the finger and dirty looks with his shitty suit, then when the judge told him ROAD RAGE is bad he started tearing and saying he was drunk and he got "dared" to do it, lmao what a pussy.
August 17, 200519 yr It's a long read but its hella funny! This story takes place at a friends BBQ, as I was driving I hit a pot hole going 90 KM/h in a 70 km/h zone and boom my front left wheel went flat but it was like around 11:30 pm so no one e-c00l was out and I didnt wanna stop on the high way to pull over and I figured my friend lives another 5 mins away so I can bare the noise. L0l so as I'm driving fucking up my rim on my 2004 Nissan Altima I finally get to my friends house and aside from him living up a fucking mountain and me with a flat tire and a broken emergency brake (to much drifting :p). I finally park it up hill with my steering wheel turned all the way to the right, everyone was telling me to park it on the lower level so I could change my tire and park it up hill again, so as I started reversing this fucktard with his souped up 2005 Honda Accord parks behind me and since its outside and around 12:10 am and his shitty honda is pure black (what a ***0t color) I hit the edge of his car causing a 1 inch scratch on his bumper...this is where it got good lol he got so RAGED he got out of his car and started swearing and throwing his fist around so I looked at him and said stfu thats when he blew it he kicked my tail-light (broke my right one) punched my trunk (denting it) elbowed my left side passanger window (cracked it) kicked the driver side door (dented it) broke my antenna then his retarded friends finally decided to hold him off and grabbed him and pushed him away, so through all of this I'm in my car raged as shit my car being fucked up, oh well. He calms down and he gets all guilty and apologizes and what not. Anyways he calls me up every single day saying I owe him $450 for his scratch I simply reply with "FUCK OFF!" so he did fuck off for like 1 week then he calls me up again and starts saying shit like "Im gonan fucking burn you're house down", "give me my fucking money", "me and my friends are gonna fucking break into you're house" So I called the cops we all took a nice trip to ICBC (My insurance company) and we got a court date....AND I FUCKING WON!! He looked so raged...it was one of those courts with no jury. So he is sentenced 1 year in jail his drivers license is suspanded up to 4 years with no points added during those 4 years, and after 4 years he starts back at level 1 (%5 discount) L0L. Anywas the accident took place like 4 months ago and the court date happend 1 month ago and I bring this up now because as I was checking my mail I a received check for $8570 from ICBC / his family for my damages! Anyone who posts a positve comment will get $100 lol ;) PS: During the court he kept giving me the finger and dirty looks with his shitty suit, then when the judge told him ROAD RAGE is bad he started tearing and saying he was drunk and he got "dared" to do it, lmao what a pussy. rifk wow
August 17, 200519 yr I couldn't respond positively to a shit thread like this even if I DID get 100 bucks
August 17, 200519 yr so you sat there the whole time while he was kicking the shit out of your car, then you SNITCHED on him and made yourself look like an even bigger bitch thqat you already are? GG.
August 17, 200519 yr Author so you sat there the whole time while he was kicking the shit out of your car, then you SNITCHED on him and made yourself look like an even bigger bitch thqat you already are? GG. k w0w thanks for that pointless post. It's not like I did'nt warn him, IT WAS A FUCKING accident his own stupidity for parking behined me and bashing my car in. When the pics from ICBC come in I'll post them up, but he expects me to give him money for his stupidity. You and him should have secks and make stupid babies and fly off a bridge together.
August 17, 200519 yr If this is true and you let a guy smash your car up and just say fuck off. You sir are a pussy please send me all of the money then commit suicide.
August 18, 200519 yr Author If this is true and you let a guy smash your car up and just say fuck off. You sir are a pussy please send me all of the money then commit suicide. k ill get right on that ***. The guy was built like a rock he's 22 or 23 and I'm 18 no way did I wanna fuck up my car and my face so thanks go die now.
August 18, 200519 yr k ill get right on that ***. The guy was built like a rock he's 22 or 23 and I'm 18 no way did I wanna fuck up my car and my face so thanks go die now. Everytime someone tells a story of them pussying out of a fight the other guys always built like a rock wtf k? I call bullshit until you post proof.
August 18, 200519 yr Lol owned now his friends have to come kill you. BTW I don't know if it's so smart to rage people outside of the interweb :|
August 18, 200519 yr You guys should have stopped reading after he said he goes drifting with his FWD car.
August 18, 200519 yr It's a long read but its hella funny! This story takes place at a friends BBQ, as I was driving I hit a pot hole going 90 KM/h in a 70 km/h zone and boom my front left wheel went flat but it was like around 11:30 pm so no one e-c00l was out and I didnt wanna stop on the high way to pull over and I figured my friend lives another 5 mins away so I can bare the noise. L0l so as I'm driving fucking up my rim on my 2004 Nissan Altima I finally get to my friends house and aside from him living up a fucking mountain and me with a flat tire and a broken emergency brake (to much drifting :p). I finally park it up hill with my steering wheel turned all the way to the right, everyone was telling me to park it on the lower level so I could change my tire and park it up hill again, so as I started reversing this fucktard with his souped up 2005 Honda Accord parks behind me and since its outside and around 12:10 am and his shitty honda is pure black (what a ***0t color) I hit the edge of his car causing a 1 inch scratch on his bumper...this is where it got good lol he got so RAGED he got out of his car and started swearing and throwing his fist around so I looked at him and said stfu thats when he blew it he kicked my tail-light (broke my right one) punched my trunk (denting it) elbowed my left side passanger window (cracked it) kicked the driver side door (dented it) broke my antenna then his retarded friends finally decided to hold him off and grabbed him and pushed him away, so through all of this I'm in my car raged as shit my car being fucked up, oh well. He calms down and he gets all guilty and apologizes and what not. Anyways he calls me up every single day saying I owe him $450 for his scratch I simply reply with "FUCK OFF!" so he did fuck off for like 1 week then he calls me up again and starts saying shit like "Im gonan fucking burn you're house down", "give me my fucking money", "me and my friends are gonna fucking break into you're house" So I called the cops we all took a nice trip to ICBC (My insurance company) and we got a court date....AND I FUCKING WON!! He looked so raged...it was one of those courts with no jury. So he is sentenced 1 year in jail his drivers license is suspanded up to 4 years with no points added during those 4 years, and after 4 years he starts back at level 1 (%5 discount) L0L. Anywas the accident took place like 4 months ago and the court date happend 1 month ago and I bring this up now because as I was checking my mail I a received check for $8570 from ICBC / his family for my damages! Anyone who posts a positve comment will get $100 lol ;) PS: During the court he kept giving me the finger and dirty looks with his shitty suit, then when the judge told him ROAD RAGE is bad he started tearing and saying he was drunk and he got "dared" to do it, lmao what a pussy. rofl, owned.... send 100$ to g0d or omp of myg0t for this site ;)
August 18, 200519 yr hey guashpdarkman or wtf ever your name is nice sig, and where can i get teh vidz like that? rawr
