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but i can't die as a virgin

 

 

If you are a virigin i assume you are younger than 18 or you're fat and don't have friends... either way please leave or die.

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i would rather not die. lmfao

 

 

yea i guess that would be fun if you would walk around at the age of 200 and be even more demented than people with alzheimer and tripping over your own wrinkles and be bald and sit for the tv all day complaining about everything without your teeth in and trying to watch tv but your eyes are fucked up so you can't see shit and they can't do laser surgery on you because you're too fragile... way to go.

I would like to die by suffocating, because you actually just go dizzy and die and not feel anything, so before you write something like that, think twice, k?

or your lounges feel like they are going to explode, and that is some fucking pain.

A good death would be attaching an air-tight goldfish bowl full of water to your head, jumping out of a building whilst being doused in petrol, setting yourself alight whilts airbourne and then shoot yourself in the head just before your splatter yourself all over someones face k?
That made me laugh hard. Nice.

i would like to die by being shot in the head or fall from something very high

i wouldnt like to die by stranglin, starving or getting stoned..

smoke quarter oz of weed, sniff 2 lines of mdma

then jump off the tallest building and do flips on the way down

make sure i hit my head directly to the floor first so i can't feel the pain

 

omgawd im so high, i was just rave poping 2 blue cross and smoked 4 joints with buddies after rave

 

i can still feel the e, but weed is making my high noticable

 

you're a homo, good job trying to be e-cool

yea i guess that would be fun if you would walk around at the age of 200 and be even more demented than people with alzheimer and tripping over your own wrinkles and be bald and sit for the tv all day complaining about everything without your teeth in and trying to watch tv but your eyes are fucked up so you can't see shit and they can't do laser surgery on you because you're too fragile... way to go.

lmfao.

a good way for me

 

Getting my friends finger prints on a gun, then shooting myself withit while wearing gloves, leaving a message saying that he killed me

 

not a good way

 

A terminal illness

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ROFL cakes dude... he is a *** i agree with u 100%, ur a fa ggot kid, i bet ur the school nerd.

Like :: Shot in head (painless) or sleep while old

 

Not Like :: Burn

I want to die while hanging myself and beating off, like the guy from INXS. Thats fucking glamorous boys.

LIKE: Any situation where i have to shout "THERES TOO MANY OF ZEM!"

 

NOT: Internal bleeding from gay sex.

Dying in a fire would be awesome.

I'd also take drowning, being choked to death, hanging, bleeding to death, along with many 'spanish inquisition' era methods which would be buckets of fun.

Not: burned alive, lack of breath (drowning, suffocation, etc) falling from high up (scary as hell) torture, execution (i would rebel so they have to kill me in self defense)

 

Like: war, in my sleep, skiing, anything honorable and not too painful

 

 

 

--LOL...umm is skiing really honorable?! but anyways..they say drowning is peaceful..but i dunno...i watched a show on the A-Bomb and how fast 'they' went...id hit that...and yeah...his sig of Twin Towers Owned...ummm :shrug:

I want to die while hanging myself and beating off, like the guy from INXS. Thats fucking glamorous boys.

 

Haha, I remember reading about that. Autoerotic Suffocation, right?

It looks like everyone hates dying by Trogdor style Burnination.

 

 

Preferred: I'd want to die in an honorable way as well. Such as stopping a suicide bomber with a tackle that kills us both and saves hundreds.

 

Hate: Burning or Drowning. That would suck.

 

THE worst way to die would just be something stupid by accident though.

Something you look back on and go "FUCK! What the hell was I thinking??"

How to Die: Quick and painless, of natural causes.

How not to Die: Nothing slow or involving my lungs. (Suffocation, Drowning, etc..)

How to die: with balls, saving somone from getting killed or attempting to save yourself..

 

how not to die: getting shot in the chest...that would suck hard, imagine knowing you are gonna die and bleeding and hardly being able to breathe bleh. :ughkiss:

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