Posted August 25, 200519 yr just tonight i came home from buying some cereal from the store when i started to feel a little bit hungry. i was craving fast food but i didnt want too much so i thought about those KFC Snackers that were only 99¢ and figured that wouldnt be bad so i went to one near my house. i came in, and observed the place. clean floors and tables. promotional posters around the wall. looked like a nice place. so i went up to the cash register but no one was there. i waited patiently and then a janitor came out and started mopping the floor around me; even though it was clean and didnt really need cleaning, the dirty mop only made it worse. the guy who looked a little mexican but at the same time a little cuban told me to move my feet. i moved and then he said to himself: "bastardo". Who the fuck is he to think that if he says the spanish equivalent to b@stard, i wouldnt understand him? about 5 minutes later some black lady who was about 5 feet tall came up and said exactly, "wailcum to kayeffsee, i can take you o-da?" i said "ok... i want a kfc snaker... and i guess a small order of potato wedges." she said ok and i gave her 10.00. she then SLOWLY took out the change. she had to break a roll of pennies but her weak ass couldnt break it so she slammed it on the ledge of the counter, causing all the pennies to fly in the air and onto the floor. her fatass also couldnt lean down so she had some black dude pick some up for her. already im like :ughwtf: . she gives me my change and receipt and then leaves. i wait and wait and wait and then she comes with a bag. FINAL-FUCKING-LY! but wait, not final, she says "you o-dud potato waiges and what ailse?" and i tell her "...kfc snacker?" she walks back into the kitchen and i hear her say "JOEDAN IMA KILL YOU SUM WITE DOOD WANNA SNACKA WARE IZIT?!" and then silence. waiting... :dozeoff: :sleep: then "JOEDAN", i presume, comes out and says "snacka rite?" and i say "yes a snacker. where is it?" "hol' on, foo" he says and then again... waiting... :dozeoff: and he finally comes and slam dunks it into the bag. now i can say FINAL-FUCKING-LY! i got so upset, instead of being an asshole and yelling at them like most people would, i went into my car, took out some paper and tape, and wrote with a marker " KFC: WE FUCK' EM KENTUCKY STYLE. GUARANTEED." and put it on their front door and drove off. I REALLY needed to get that off my chest. :weaks: it took about 50 minutes, came in around 7:20 PM came out 8:10.
August 25, 200519 yr You're an idiot for waiting that long. I would've said a simple "fuck you guys" and went to BK. Also, how come you only left a note on the door? Could've at least went through the drive through and thrown some pop into her face or something, did a burnout in the parking lot, go in there, drag her black-ass out, tie a rope from your car onto her body, drag her a couple miles down the rode, dump her in a ditch. I mean cmon, that would be the only logical solution.
August 25, 200519 yr Author that would take too long. it was getting late and i was so tired i didnt even think about leaving. in fact, tomorrow im gonna get my friend to come with me and egg the managers car... inside and out.
August 25, 200519 yr Man that sucks... id be so pissed, id go back and complain or some shit or just fuck with the place ( vandilism is funny) :wow:
August 25, 200519 yr Sounds like you got a shitty KFC. Most of them are definitely not like that. True.Dat I love my kfc " EXTRA CRISPY BITCH!"
August 25, 200519 yr True.Dat I love my kfc " EXTRA CRISPY BITCH!" Na the best is a Zinger combo(#7) with no tomato extra sauce and mashed pot. instead of pot. wedges. Hot sauce packets too cuz im a n!gger =)
August 25, 200519 yr Na the best is a Zinger combo(#7) with no tomato extra sauce and mashed pot. instead of pot. wedges. Hot sauce packets too cuz im a n!gger =) You're fucking insane dude... Potato wedges are orgasmic k
August 25, 200519 yr You're fucking insane dude... Potato wedges are orgasmic k Are you sure that's an orgasm or a heart attack? Them bitches are deep fat fried.
August 25, 200519 yr Are you sure that's an orgasm or a heart attack? Them bitches are deep fat fried. Orgasmic heart attack.
August 26, 200519 yr KFC in New Zealand are shit. The restaurants are always the dirtiest of all the fast food chains, the food is always the coldest, the chicken is usually soggy, the staff are the slowest of all restaurants and don't care about anything and the toilets appear to be cleaned about once a month. The average wait at a McD's or BK after ordering food (in NZ) is up to 5 mins max. In KFC it's 5 mins MINIMUM. I love their hot and spicy chicken and zinger burgers, but they are just crap with service, speed, hygiene and quality of food.
August 26, 200519 yr KFC in New Zealand are shit. The restaurants are always the dirtiest of all the fast food chains, the food is always the coldest, the chicken is usually soggy, the staff are the slowest of all restaurants and don't care about anything and the toilets appear to be cleaned about once a month. The average wait at a McD's or BK after ordering food (in NZ) is up to 5 mins max. In KFC it's 5 mins MINIMUM. I love their hot and spicy chicken and zinger burgers, but they are just crap with service, speed, hygiene and quality of food. THATS BECAUSE YOU FUCK SHEEP MATE
August 26, 200519 yr Author KFC in New Zealand are shit. The restaurants are always the dirtiest of all the fast food chains, the food is always the coldest, the chicken is usually soggy, the staff are the slowest of all restaurants and don't care about anything and the toilets appear to be cleaned about once a month. The average wait at a McD's or BK after ordering food (in NZ) is up to 5 mins max. In KFC it's 5 mins MINIMUM. I love their hot and spicy chicken and zinger burgers, but they are just crap with service, speed, hygiene and quality of food. those burgers were the BEST! but for some reason they tookem off the menu here in Las Vegas EDIT: oh yeah i forgot i checked back at the kfc and the peice of paper on the door was still there! and egging the managers car was fun. what a dumbass how she leaves her window open for someone to dump a carton of eggs in there.
August 26, 200519 yr those burgers were the BEST! but for some reason they tookem off the menu here in Las Vegas EDIT: oh yeah i forgot i checked back at the kfc and the peice of paper on the door was still there! and egging the managers car was fun. what a dumbass how she leaves her window open for someone to dump a carton of eggs in there. Wow you are bad ass, dumping eggs in someone's car. Break the fucking windows out you pussy.
August 26, 200519 yr Author Wow you are bad ass, dumping eggs in someone's car. Break the fucking windows out you pussy. lol they were open how can i break em when theyre open?
August 26, 200519 yr When I was 7 I went with my grandfather to pick up some combo meal shit. We pay and the guy didnt know how to use our coupons so he gave us the correct amount then some more for no fucking reason(guys a fucking retard at counting paper bills). :shrug: So we wait and about after 20 minutes, hes pretty pissed so he asks the manager whats going on. They burnt all the FUCKING chicken. :O_o: So all orders were delayed. So we got a complete refund along with the meal when it was done. So after about 40 minutes we got some combo thing for 30 bucks for free plus 20 additional dollars from the dipshit cashier. :naughtyd:
August 26, 200519 yr lol they were open how can i break em when theyre open? ROFL but what about the windshield?
August 26, 200519 yr When I was 7 I went with my grandfather to pick up some combo meal shit. We pay and the guy didnt know how to use our coupons so he gave us the correct amount then some more for no fucking reason(guys a fucking retard at counting paper bills). :shrug: So we wait and about after 20 minutes, hes pretty pissed so he asks the manager whats going on. They burnt all the FUCKING chicken. :O_o: So all orders were delayed. So we got a complete refund along with the meal when it was done. So after about 40 minutes we got some combo thing for 30 bucks for free plus 20 additional dollars from the dipshit cashier. :naughtyd: Gj
August 26, 200519 yr you wasted an hour of your life for chicken and potatoes? Black folks do anything for dat chickens. :drama:
August 26, 200519 yr Yea KFC here is the same so slow! Once my buddies wanted a big mac and i wanted this chicken sandwich or w/e i don't remember the names because i never come there anymore. I ordered and waited there for like 15 minutes before the bitch behind the counter even found someone to cook the chicken once i got it it tasted like lard. At Mcdonals the cashiers are dumbasses too but atleast you get a free meal when they make you wait longer than 5 minutes.
August 27, 200519 yr One time I went to KFC, ordered a large popcorn chicken with the huge bucket of cola, and I am told "We outa chikin, machine broke" "What?" "WE OUTTA CHIKIN AND DA MACHINE IS BROKE!" How the FUCK does Kentucky Fried CHICKEN run out of chicken? :copchase
August 27, 200519 yr Author Black folks do anything for dat chickens. :drama: YOYOYO NIGGAZ I STILL BE BALLIN CMON FOO LES GO GET SOME KFC!
August 27, 200519 yr yea i used to live in las vegas,NV theres alot of Jack in teh box which is the shizznatz and the KFC's are normally good but it depends which side of town u lived on...i lived in Sunset....the rich bitch part of town....po pos dont give a fuck and not any blackies are around........so the chickens better......... :wow:
