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im never going to a kentucky-FUCKED chicken again. (LONG IF YOU ARE LAZY)

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One time I went to KFC, ordered a large popcorn chicken with the huge bucket of cola, and I am told

 

"We outa chikin, machine broke"

 

"What?"

 

"WE OUTTA CHIKIN AND DA MACHINE IS BROKE!"

 

How the FUCK does Kentucky Fried CHICKEN run out of chicken? :copchase

 

I blame the africa relief fund.

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I'm reviving this fucking thread because I fucking hate KFC more than any other single fucking thing in the world. Well, at least the one by my house. Fucking rediculous as hell. Yes I am fucking raged, what a piece of shit fucking place.
why the hell did u have paper , tape and a pen in your car u weirdo. Here in the UK we get fuckin asylum seekers working and they piss me off cuz they give ya shit portions.
I'm reviving this fucking thread because I fucking hate KFC more than any other single fucking thing in the world. Well, at least the one by my house. Fucking rediculous as hell. Yes I am fucking raged, what a piece of shit fucking place.

you said they were good earlier in the same thread

 

but i love you

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why the hell did u have paper , tape and a pen in your car u weirdo. Here in the UK we get fuckin asylum seekers working and they piss me off cuz they give ya shit portions.

because on the last day of school i left all my school shit in my car and i never bothered to take it out. :o

because on the last day of school i left all my school shit in my car and i never bothered to take it out. :o

deathdoor for the win there. laziness pwns all.

find a better kfc, YOU NEED TO FIND ONE WITH HARD WORKING SPICS, NOT LAZY ONES.

 

hard working ones are younger usually............they just got here! :eek3d:

So were the Potato Wedges any good then?

 

I am stalking you and replying to all your posts. The wedges are ALWAYS good, the scret ingredient is love...

I am stalking you and replying to all your posts. The wedges are ALWAYS good, the scret ingredient is love...

 

Well, I'm gonna DOUBLE stalk you.

The kfc around my house is exactly the same way, but worse. all the tables and shit are constantly dirty and there are 2 or 3 black/mexicans working every shift

 

one time i was standing around waiting for like 20 minutes and was reading the managers notes in the back and it said

 

 

-Please no laying on the counter

 

i laughed my ass off for a while after reading it

what are you all talking about come to minnesota KFC is the best up here matter of fact a got a tub a chicken right here ...good shit

i dont get this shit, you wait 50 minutes and dont say shit, then all you do is leave a non-harmful note on the door and then come back and egg the managers car?

 

wtf?

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im not that much of a racist, but when a nigg3r gets me mad i turned racist. a long time ago in my freshman years in high school i got in a fight with one and being so raged, i called him a fucking piece of nigga shit. now i dont understand but it seems like all the black people in the city are somehow linked with each other. suddenly every black person that comes by will give me a cold stare.

 

like if some white guy says nigg3r by himself, all black ppl within a 2-mile radius will hear it, thus spreading the word and now you got a bounty on "YO HAED".

 

which is why i didnt do anything drastic. :snivel:

 

one nigga is nothing, but when theres 3 or more, ::shudders:: just imagine when the million man march comes to the neighborhood.

what are you all talking about come to minnesota KFC is the best up here matter of fact a got a tub a chicken right here ...good shit

 

i live in minnesota and its shit, where in minnesota do you live?

i live in minnesota and its shit, where in minnesota do you live?

MINNESOTANS REPRESENT MU FUKA :fingersx:

you have to deal with ******s? try dealing with maoris and coconuts. about twice the size of your average white guy... you dont wanna pick a fight with em... bad memoris. fucking swarm worse then niggas. and then you get the somailians. fuck with 1 somalian... fuck with them all. fucing bike stealers. leave my bike for one second... gone. *raged*
real black people hate somalians. my brothers friend absolutley hates somalians, and yes hes black, they call him "MO BUCKETS" they say n'igger behind his back
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