Posted August 26, 200519 yr http://grouphug.us A site created to "get things off your chest" by confessing anonymously to anything. Obviously alot of fake submissions but funny nonetheless. Some of the better ones i've read: "One time I went on this haunted hayride with my uncle when I was young. He said his pants were haunted and he pulled out his penis. We now call him uncle ghost penis. I miss those haunted hayrides." " My friend lives in a neighbourhood where lots of cats reside, we started to coax them into his flat using catnip. When we get them in we sedate them with sleeping tablets mixed into saucers of milk. We have intercourse with them and dress them in girl’s clothes. My friend has made a frame where we can put them in and make love to them in different positions." "When I was four I dreamt that I was stuck tumbling inside a dryer while the man who drove the town snow plow laughed at me. I think I was molested but this is all I can remember. " "I fingerbang my own butthole, not for the sexual satisfaction, though that is a nice bonus, but because I like to sniff my finger afterwards and get high. " "I am really into incest and i fantasise about fucking my cousin and the idea of getting her pregnant gets me really hard, but i wouldn't want her to have the baby, just the fact that she was pregnant. i also wish i had a sister that i could fuck when my mom was out. when im home alone i download incest porn and when im in a mom-son incest porn mood i go into my parents room and jack-off with her knickers or lick her vibrator, then feel like a sicko when i cum."
August 26, 200519 yr AHAHAHAHA... In college, I had my own room and shared a bathroom with another guy. He was okay, but he had a girlfriend who was pretty bitchy to me. One day when I was taking a shower, I masturbated into her shampoo bottle and then closed it up. I don't feel guilty.
August 26, 200519 yr What makes you think we would care about what other people want to "Get off their chest's"? I barely care about my own problems, much less theirs.
August 26, 200519 yr Most bitches confess to this.... "i was diagnosed with HPV a year ago. i continued to have sex with people afterward, some unprotected, possibly infecting several other people. i started telling my new partners six months ago. but i still have sex with someone that i had sex with in the spring, and he still doesnt know i have it. and he may have it too. plus, he's married, and he may have given it to his wife." Also i did a search for "myg0t" on the site and it came up with this confession... i really suck at counter-strike. everywhere i go "headshot". i wish i was better :( sometimes i wanna just kill myself cause im not good like the [myg0t] people. sometimes i do cry at night, having nightmares of bad memories in de_dust. all i need is a friend. my friends call me a loser when i play too much (yes you hostage) and i really am hurt. i wish they can understand how hard it is to be good at this game. i play 10+ hours a day 6 days a week and i haven't got any better. God never really answered my prayers when i asked him how to headshot people.. - Saint"
August 26, 200519 yr OLDER THAN SEX FOR CHRISTS SAKE but still extremely entertaining, at one point i was more addicted to it than i am to the myg0t forums.....
August 26, 200519 yr God never really answered my prayers when i asked him how to headshot people.. - Saint" LMAO official pished myself :rofl:
August 26, 200519 yr HAHAHAHA Ima submit one now I once had sexual intercourse with my next door neighbour's cat aight but I dont think they let all of them in have to moderate, how bullshit
August 28, 200519 yr "When I was 13 my mom asked me to show her my pubes. She didnt molest me, she just wanted to see them for some unknown reason that too this day I still find quite odd." "when i was younger i wanted my father to molest me so i'd feel special and victimized. i used to rub up against him. after a while he started avoiding me and now we don't talk any more. that was stupid of me." "I cant seem to be satisfied by masturbation anymore unless I am online watching someone on a web camera. Someties it costs me more money than I make" the best.... "I work in a funeral home and have always been fastenated with death. I have always wanted to have sexual relations with a dead person. So I did with one of the corpses." "When I was about 14 I used to make my dog lick my cock until I came, and she would lick that up too. It's haunted me for years, and I still feel very guilty." "When I was a desperate horny young teenager, I once sucked my dog's cock. It tasted terrible." "I have sex with underage girls. I know its wrong and I would like to get help but I can't afford it." hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa