Posted August 27, 200519 yr A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the fuck you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
August 27, 200519 yr why does it say dear john, and then in the letter dear ricky...or is that just trying to make the story funnier by forgetting his name?
August 27, 200519 yr why does it say dear john, and then in the letter dear ricky...or is that just trying to make the story funnier by forgetting his name? during WWII, korea, and vietnam girlfriends who broke up with their boyfriends who were in the war wrote letters beginning with "Dear...". John is from John Doe, just as a generic name.
August 28, 200519 yr why does it say dear john, and then in the letter dear ricky...or is that just trying to make the story funnier by forgetting his name? It's the universal way of saying the your SO is leaving you. I got a "Dear John" letter in basic from my ex, no matter the girl I have now-my wife is light years ahead of that whore.
August 28, 200519 yr why does it say dear john, and then in the letter dear ricky...or is that just trying to make the story funnier by forgetting his name? http://dear-john.urbanup.com/47322
August 28, 200519 yr lol; the thread title makes it sound like he came and killed her. still funny though ^^
August 28, 200519 yr ROFL I expected him to kill her or something along those lines, but this is better in a way.
