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lately i've been trying to rage my gf, i guess i got bored of sleeping with the same woman...

 

we've been together for 1 year and 2 months... met her couple days before valentines day lol

 

here's a pic

she's hot and really horny plus that tight pussy :naughty:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5513/amychew044lp.jpg

 

 

anyway so here are some ways i did to rage her:

 

1) when we are having sex, i'd pretend i came so early LOL. just to rage her because i just got off work and really tired

 

2) call her to hang out later in the day, until an hour before the time. i'd call her to cancel plan because i have work or something... it pissed her off because you know how girls like to get ready for date hours before

 

 

what's yours?

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She Is Already Raged By The Size of Your Cock....

 

your a gook, only you would know that :bowrofl:

Here's a good way to rage her:

 

While you are having sex with her, withdraw back and smack her up the forehead with your dick. Then bust on her chin and say "That was the best head I've ever gotten in my entire life."

 

 

Or better yet, say when she takes off her pants:

 

"Your pussy stinks, go wash it."

AMY CHEW LOL

 

 

HER NAME IS AMY CHEW LOLOLOL

 

 

apparently her parents owned her more than you ever could

lately i've been trying to rage my gf, i guess i got bored of sleeping with the same woman...

 

we've been together for 1 year and 2 months... met her couple days before valentines day lol

im sorry to tell you that valentines day was more than 2 months ago, so you've been together for more like 1 year and a half.

lawl, i call mine the bull ride, you have to get her to give you anal and then 2 mins in you have to go close to her ear and say "i have aids" and see how long you can stay on :3some:

This is called the Spiderman:

 

while having sex doggy style, just before you come, pull out, spit on her back, then come in ur hand. Now you either 1) slap her in the face or 2) kiss her and fondle her hair with that disgusting hand.

This is called the Spiderman:

 

while having sex doggy style, just before you come, pull out, spit on her back, then come in ur hand. Now you either 1) slap her in the face or 2) kiss her and fondle her hair with that disgusting hand.

sounds almost like a houdini, but not as funny.

This is called the Spiderman:

 

while having sex doggy style, just before you come, pull out, spit on her back, then come in ur hand. Now you either 1) slap her in the face or 2) kiss her and fondle her hair with that disgusting hand.

You forgot the 3rd option that you are supposed to do, spit on her back then when she turns around you blow your load in her eye.
You forgot the 3rd option that you are supposed to do, spit on her back then when she turns around you blow your load in her eye.

thats called the houdini

9.9/10 People that are a member on myg0t forums have no girlfriend. This thread sucks.
9.9/10 People that are a member on myg0t forums have no girlfriend. This thread sucks.

 

well i am part of that .01 percent

 

and can you make me a sig with A Gorillaz character in it please? I <3 Gorillaz :fingersx:

give her the canadian snow plow, get her down on all 4's and really start pounding her, and then before u pull it out, swipe her arms away, and give her one last thrust as hard as u could, so she'll go face first into the bed headbored/couch whatever.
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im sorry to tell you that valentines day was more than 2 months ago, so you've been together for more like 1 year and a half.

 

oh we were dating first after valentine

 

lol... anal.. yea i'll do that next time

 

be like "OOOOPS I missed the wrong hole.. oh well"

lately i've been trying to rage my gf, i guess i got bored of sleeping with the same woman...

 

we've been together for 1 year and 2 months... met her couple days before valentines day lol

 

here's a pic

she's hot and really horny plus that tight pussy :naughty:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5513/amychew044lp.jpg

 

 

anyway so here are some ways i did to rage her:

 

1) when we are having sex, i'd pretend i came so early LOL. just to rage her because i just got off work and really tired

 

2) call her to hang out later in the day, until an hour before the time. i'd call her to cancel plan because i have work or something... it pissed her off because you know how girls like to get ready for date hours before

 

 

what's yours?

 

all I know is she better get her ass back here, these strawberries aint pickin themselves. and theres no way youll get her with a dirty sanchez because it looks like her brother is the original sanchez himself.

lately i've been trying to rage my gf, i guess i got bored of sleeping with the same woman...

 

we've been together for 1 year and 2 months... met her couple days before valentines day lol

 

here's a pic

she's hot and really horny plus that tight pussy :naughty:

http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/5513/amychew044lp.jpg

 

 

anyway so here are some ways i did to rage her:

 

1) when we are having sex, i'd pretend i came so early LOL. just to rage her because i just got off work and really tired

 

2) call her to hang out later in the day, until an hour before the time. i'd call her to cancel plan because i have work or something... it pissed her off because you know how girls like to get ready for date hours before

 

 

what's yours?

 

 

CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAF

im sorry to tell you that valentines day was more than 2 months ago, so you've been together for more like 1 year and a half.

 

 

Another reason to believe this thread is a fake.

damn wtf is wrong with you...

 

If you have a rl don't own yourself...own other couples

 

if you see a fgt with his gf, slap the girl and act like she wud be your gf cheating you

 

works great

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