August 28, 200519 yr give her the canadian snow plow, get her down on all 4's and really start pounding her, and then before u pull it out, swipe her arms away, and give her one last thrust as hard as u could, so she'll go face first into the bed headbored/couch whatever. AHAHAHA that made me laugh for a good 5 min. thinking about doing that...
August 28, 200519 yr lawl, i call mine the bull ride, you have to get her to give you anal and then 2 mins in you have to go close to her ear and say "i have aids" and see how long you can stay on :3some: lmfao
August 28, 200519 yr all I know is she better get her ass back here, these strawberries aint pickin themselves. and theres no way youll get her with a dirty sanchez because it looks like her brother is the original sanchez himself. Lol
August 28, 200519 yr Dutch Oven tbh. After you've been out for a curry (or whatever) and you go to sleep, when you wake up you should be fit to busting with gas - shitty gas. Ass next to face, poke her and the second she opens her eyes pull the covers over and let rip.
August 28, 200519 yr wtf is with people on here and asians? THEY GOT SMALL TITS. 1/1000 asians are atucally hot Why the hell would you wanna rage your girlfriend? Her raged = no sex? yeah
August 28, 200519 yr lately i've been trying to rage my gf, i guess i got bored of sleeping with the same woman... you fucking fgt why would you try to rage your girlfreind just cause your bored with sleeping with her? just get another girl and then fuck them both.
August 28, 200519 yr You forgot the 3rd option that you are supposed to do, spit on her back then when she turns around you blow your load in her eye. then you kick her in her shin and when she hobbles after you it looks like an ANGRY PIRATE
August 28, 200519 yr considering your girlfriend looks like a 12 year old malaysian male prostitute, i don't think you need any other reason to dump it
August 28, 200519 yr Emo Power is an idiot. Joined 2 days ago, has 9 posts, half in this thread (which is stupid) and others are mostly 3 word flames in giant letters (trying desperately to join the cool crowd). Please stop spamming the forums or be prepared for another ban (I presume you got banned before making a new profile and coming back with 4.5 posts a day). If you want to "rage" your gf, show her pics of you with your dong in the family pet after she gave you a bj.
August 29, 200519 yr mmm that is a mighty cute asian girl mind if i have her number? :naughty: lol why arn't you dead yet? Mrs Chew looks like toenail fungus.
August 29, 200519 yr Dutch Oven tbh. After you've been out for a curry (or whatever) and you go to sleep, when you wake up you should be fit to busting with gas - shitty gas. Ass next to face, poke her and the second she opens her eyes pull the covers over and let rip. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but to be honest that could rage anyone! not jus a gf and considering your girlfriend looks like a 12 year old malaysian male prostitute, i don't think you need any other reason to dump it ur gf looks like a monkey. RTOFL Obviously ppl wouldnt do these things to their gf's but still pretty funny thread
August 29, 200519 yr HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but to be honest that could rage anyone! not jus a gf You sleep in the same bed as your mates?
August 29, 200519 yr wtf is with people on here and asians? THEY GOT SMALL TITS. 1/1000 asians are atucally hot Why the hell would you wanna rage your girlfriend? Her raged = no sex? yeah billions of asians, k?
August 29, 200519 yr wtf is with people on here and asians? THEY GOT SMALL TITS. 1/1000 asians are atucally hot Why the hell would you wanna rage your girlfriend? Her raged = no sex? yeah you like 50 so i'm not trusting your judgement
