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LOL

 

received this text file from someone

 

and this guy fucking rocks

 

http://irc-galleria.net/archive.php?nick=T_A_U_K_K_I

 

Hello!

 

My name is Tauno "T_A_U_K_K_I" Kihola, i´m from finland. I´m normal people, my nose has been like this since i was born (did the doctor drop me when i was born... i don´t know, and my mon doesn´t know either) , but its not problem to me. Many kids have teased me because of that, but no one teases me anymore, actually i´m very popular guy in Finland and everyone who uses internet in Finland knows me well, because i have become a internet celebrity here in Finland.i have my own IRC gallery here:

 

http://irc-galleria.net/archive.php?nick=T_A_U_K_K_I

 

and i have been voted for best picture of a day about 5 times in 4 months, and my pictures are just pure and i´m normal people. There is a way over 1500 000 pics in gallery, so i´m famous now! I usually add more pics there!

 

The problem is that i´m seeking for work or a female besides me.

 

i have very good qualities in me like:

-I love animals

-I Drink everyday

-I have money

-I have a very good friend called Jasu

-I have honda CBR 929

-I have lots of booze in my house. Last time i bought booze with 2500euros (about 3000 US dollars)

-I love drinking

-I love to go fishing and drink beer there.

-I have big house with huge amounts of forrest

-I have relatives who own huge mansion at Mediterranean (actually i own a part of it), i´m there every summer.

-I have been in L.A. i drinked booze everyday there

-I love Karhu, karjala, olvi, lapinkulta, koff beer (i´d love to act in beer comercial in TV, if someone asks me)

-I love females!!!

-I´m talented guitar player, my favs are J. Coltrane, Segovia, C.Parker, A.Holdsworth, Vic Wooten, Pat metheny, Wes Montgomery etc.

-I play piano too, usually if i take few beers, my fav is Art Tatum.

-I have lots of Guns!

-My fav rock band is Mötley Crue, and if Mick Mars can´t play anymore, NIKKI GIVE ME A SHOT!!!!!!!! We´ll sell out a fucking olympic stadion here in finland, cause every one want´s to see me here!!!!!

 

I´d love to be an Hollywood actor! Jim Carrey, pick me up, i´m funny looking without saying even anything!

 

So if someone want´s to offer me a job, or if some female want´s to contact me:

 

[email protected]

 

-Tauno Kihola!

 

ps. please share my folder and my pics, or link my gallery on some forums, anything!!!!

 

-Taukki

 

pps. Finnish kids +18years want´s me in BEER COMMERCIAL!!! ...I BET YOUR BEER WILL SELL MUCH MORE IF I´M IN!!!!!

 

-Taukki

 

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3590/20944903vp.jpg

 

THIS GUY IS RWN K

Fuckin hell Nice Find , I wanna party With This Dude

what.......the........fuck?

 

http://80.81.189.227/i//00/23/14/24/2672171.jpg

hhahahaa he peed himself

 

http://80.81.189.227/f//00/23/14/24/2876224.jpg

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BEST ONE IS THIS

 

http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/9803/102426620uy.jpg

 

GET IT?

BEEFEATER?

DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!! LOL!

Oh, my sweet Jesus, what the fuck is sticking out of his pants? Don't tell me his dick is as inoperational as his face.

 

 

I take it Taukki is Finnish for 'Pig-Snout'. What a failure.

Ahahah. seriously.. do You guys realize How much pussy this Guy must get?
Ahahah. seriously.. do You guys realize How much pussy this Guy must get?

I doubt he gets much.

I was normal at school today. I took some Adderall. It toatally took the edge off.I was like hella relaxed. I was hella calm too. Too calm to even throw anything at the asian nerds today. FUN FUN FUN
I was normal at school today. I took some Adderall. It toatally took the edge off.I was like hella relaxed. I was hella calm too. Too calm to even throw anything at the asian nerds today. FUN FUN FUN

 

hay man i lyke yuo ur kewl

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

anyways, http://80.81.189.232/c//00/23/14/24/13849040.jpg

 

Yea I find him pretty normal overall.

I was normal at school today. I took some Adderall. It toatally took the edge off.I was like hella relaxed. I was hella calm too. Too calm to even throw anything at the asian nerds today. FUN FUN FUN

And that relates to the topic how?

 

 

I wanna see this guy play guitar in a beer commcercial.

And that relates to the topic how?

 

 

I wanna see this guy play guitar in a beer commcercial.

 

I have no clue. lol.

His air intake is so powerful, its pulling on his upper lip.
What the fuck...

:ughwerd: What an alcoholic.... He'll be on Maury in a year I bet.... :O_o:

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