Posted December 16, 200321 yr http://sofajockey.com/mail/ I'm sure everyone is familiar with the mail order Russian brides web sites. Well this site is for those who cannot afford those brides or have had no luck with even those. Enter the site then click on a name, it gives you a picture and a brief statement by the person. They are funny shit, I assume the site is fake, well I sure hope its fake. :) My favorite is Lola Griffin
December 16, 200321 yr "There's something to be said about the Federal Prison system. Not only is Gloria the best cook I've ever known, she can make a knife out of almost anything. We are very happy." - Richard
December 16, 200321 yr Name: Cindy Newhart Home Town: Sturgis, SD Age: 49 Why You Should Marry Me: I can drink so much it will make you cry. You will cry as a reaction to the fear that a human can actually drink so much and not die. I ain't talking gin martinees, I'm talking about pure ethenol with a brake fluid chaser. Don't worry about kids coming into the picture. After 30 years as a Hell's Angel's mamma, I've been f----d barren on the insides. Now, my tubes are as rotten as a small town sherrif with something to prove.
December 16, 200321 yr d0wn5yndr0me']Name: Cindy Newhart Home Town: Sturgis, SD Age: 49 Why You Should Marry Me: I can drink so much it will make you cry. You will cry as a reaction to the fear that a human can actually drink so much and not die. I ain't talking gin martinees, I'm talking about pure ethenol with a brake fluid chaser. Don't worry about kids coming into the picture. After 30 years as a Hell's Angel's mamma, I've been f----d barren on the insides. Now, my tubes are as rotten as a small town sherrif with something to prove. its gota be fake, its too funny.
December 16, 200321 yr some of them are the same person, eg beverly hammacher and patty buntolargo and yea it is fake, i saw it like a yea ago
December 16, 200321 yr its gota be fake, its too funny. its either fake or its liek jerry... the people are so dumb it looks fake :p
December 16, 200321 yr Richard and Gloria Gravelli Married May 28, 2002 "There's something to be said about the Federal Prison system. Not only is Gloria the best cook I've ever known, she can make a knife out of almost anything. We are very happy." - Richard "This mark should pay off nicely. The fucking moron thinks I don't hate him." - Gloria Success storie_____ Richard and Gloria Gravelli Married May 28, 2002 "There's something to be said about the Federal Prison system. Not only is Gloria the best cook I've ever known, she can make a knife out of almost anything. We are very happy." - Richard "This mark should pay off nicely. The fucking moron thinks I don't hate him." - Gloria HAHAHAHAH ROFL
December 17, 200321 yr this is almost as bad as hotornot.com.... http://sofajockey.com/mail/images/1.jpg Name: Betty Brock Home Town: Staten Island, NY Age: 38 Why You Should Marry Me: After twelve failed marriages, I know what a man wants. I am low maintenance, and honestly, I just need a man who doesn't complain when I spend his entire check on hairspray and diet pills. http://sofajockey.com/mail/images/2.jpg Name: Isotonia Hillside Home Town: Atlanta, GA Age: 41 Why You Should Marry Me: I don't care what my common-law husband used to say, I ain't no goddamn two-bagger. I am a lusty mamma that can cook you dinner. And listen Baby, you better have benefits, or else you're out of luck in the nah-nah-nah department. http://sofajockey.com/mail/images/23.jpg Name: Randi Carter Home Town: Stilton, NV Age: 38 Why You Should Marry Me: Door nob is not one word I tell them all the time at the clinic. I eat dinner from the garbage bin behind the supermarket. god.. i hope none of this is real...
January 13, 200520 yr HAHAHAHAHAH i just revived the oldest fucking topic in this forum, assfucks haha fagfucks
January 13, 200520 yr "I am tired of one-night stands with transient mental patients or sharing my body with the occasional carnival employee." hahaha no way this isnt fake
January 13, 200520 yr OMG REad teh disclaimer! i guess i should include a disclaimer, now that my traffic is up 6000% (a big thank you to the fazed.net fapers and perverts)...this page is for entertainment purposes only. all of these images were found using google's image search. if any of these pictures are your property, i will gladly take them down as soon as you contact me ([email protected]) trust me, i'm not making any money from this drivel, and i'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings. attention visitors of limited english skills: this is not a real mail order bride site. please stop asking me for nude pictures of these women.
