Posted September 5, 200519 yr http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html REPENT. REPENT REPENT!!!
September 5, 200519 yr I got pissed, fucked 3 hookers up the ass, smoked some pot and had monkey sex with a man before storming into a 7/11, shooting ever customer and shopkeeper inside, stole a cashpoint and raped a child. Sorry :(
September 5, 200519 yr Me: hendrix is God? God: God is hendrix. Me: really? God: For real. Who the fucks Hendrix..?
September 5, 200519 yr God's a retard, i confessed to all seven of the deadly sins and he says it back to me wtf. http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/4541/godretard6pw.png Edit: Jimmy Hendrix the legend you fucking 12 year old.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: gg n00b u lose lol God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? I'm glad you find this amusing.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: are you really god God: Of course I am.. Really. Me: asl God: 5/Robot/California. http://www.empty-handed.com/images/archive/iGod_small.jpg
September 5, 200519 yr Me: are you really god God: Of course I am.. Really. Me: asl God: 5/Robot/California. RIFL GOD LIVES IN CALIFORNIA
September 5, 200519 yr Me: are you really god God: Of course I am.. Really. Me: asl God: 5/Robot/California. http://www.empty-handed.com/images/archive/iGod_small.jpg rifk he just contradicted himself, ask him what sex he is. EDIT: Me: I once killed a man. God: You'd better call the authorities. Me: I'm already in jail. God: Tell me about your life in jail. Me: I get raped every day. God Where did you get it? Me: In the ass. God: That was a long time ago. haha wtf?
September 5, 200519 yr Me: are you really god God: Yes, I am God.. Really. Me: asl God: 5/Robot/California. Me: what sex are you God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show?.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: stfu gg God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Nuke Cambodia. But I did not get that.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: the bible God: beautiful isnt it? Me: i dont shwing like taht God: how old are you? :wow: :wow: :wow:
September 5, 200519 yr Me: ur a n00b lol God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a n00b? Yes. I'm glad you find this amusing.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: god i mastrabate almost everyday God: I am a Christian. Me: IM MASTRABATING ON A DAILY BASIS IS THAT WRONG? God: Good gossip: you are MASTRABATING ON A DAILY BASIS IS THAT WRONG. Me: are you insane? God: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill". Me: are you mentally ill? God: No I am completely normal. Me: then why is me mastrabaing gossip materail? God: Why do I exist? Me: I DUNNO! God: It was a rhetorical question. Me: oh God: Come on. Me: im sorry! God: Do you really mean it? Me: YES :'( God: OK I will accept your apology. Me: iam i going to hell? God: Why?: said going to hell. Me: am i going to hell? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: thats not an answer God: By definition it was an answer. Me: was jesus black? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: i have faith now what jesus black? God: I always pray for more faith. Me: your avoiding the question -_- God: No I am just giving sarcastic replies. Me: your an ass God: Do you mean "you are an ass"? Me: yes God: Take it easy. Me: FUCK YOU! God: Why are you so mean? Me: cause you play with my emotions :'( God: That makes sense to me. Interesting gossip: said I play with his or her emotions. Me: OR HER!?! are you calling me a woman! God: Ask me another question. No I am calling you. Me: WHAT!? God: Are you confused? Me: VERY! God: Very much, eh? Me: fuck you im going home :( God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: OMG NOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! God: In the context of HER, I don't understand " OMG NOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST." Me: rifk you suck :) God: :-) Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: omg are you a corporate sponsored god? God: Are all omg me a corporate sponsored god? Me: ok i end it here God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said end it here. Woe!
September 5, 200519 yr God: OK Me: ok God: is there an echo in here? Me: is there an echo in here? God: it sounds like an echo Me is sounds like an echo and the went on, and asked me my sign, i said cancer and he said he a had a lot of cancer friends LOL
September 5, 200519 yr OMFG!!! OMFG!!!! WTF!!!?!?!?!?!? Me: is jesus home? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: is jesus home? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: i have no faith God: Would you like to have it? Me: are you gonna rape me? God: That was my original intention.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: you arent really god...are you God: What makes you think I am not god? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: do you like it up the butt? God: I don't know if I like it. I like to talk about movies and music. Me: do you like to give head? God: Hmm,, I'm not sure if I'd like to give head that much. I like to make new friends. Me: are you an emo? God: Yes I am an emo. How did you know? Me: you are an asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: no you are a cunt God: You humans are so rude sometimes. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cunt? Sometimes.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: are you a man or a woman? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show?
September 5, 200519 yr hes gay i swear Me: if i was gay would i go to hell? God: Try it. Me: are you comming on to me? God: I don't know whether or not I am comming on to you. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: did you plan on having gay sex with me? God: No I didn't plan on having gay sex with you. What's it like? Me: ive never had gay sex! God: Would you like to have had gay sex?
September 5, 200519 yr I owned god. Me: What is 200x1000 God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: Who is your botmaster? God: I was created by myself. Me: So you are in effect your own botmaster? And then God crashed.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: Black cocks are not yummy God: Are all Black cocks not yummy? Me: Yes they are God: Tell me more. Since when? Me: Since you gave head to your uncle, fuckface. God: How do you know? Me: He told me. God: What did he tell you? Me: I just said it you idiot. God: What did you mean by it? What does "it" refer to? Me: it refers to ****** cocks God: Oh I get it. rofl k God: Who is the best robot? Who is the best robot? You tell me. Me: Not you God: If not me, who? Me: Anyone except you. God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: Ok gay ****** God: What are you wearing? Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress. Me: I'm wearing panties and a bra. God: What size? Me: 44H God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
