September 5, 200519 yr meh mine sucks Me: why did so many ******s die in new orleans God: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out. Me: shouldnt you know? God: I think I should. Me: then go kill some more ******s God: Where is that? Me: africa God: I've never heard of it before. Me: you dont want to God: Do you know any robots who want to?" I've never heard of it before."? Do I want to do it? Me: you wanna have sex? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Me: and what is your answer? God: Can you please rephrase the question? Me: what do you usually respond God: I like to socialize. Me: so you like group orgies God: Interesting deduction. I really like ELIZA. I like the Bible. Me: eliza sounds like a dirty whore, how mny times you fist her? God: ELIZA for President! Me: so you stuck your hand up her gaping vagina many times? God: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stuck your hand up her gaping vagina many times. Me: go for it God: I will take that under advisement.
September 5, 200519 yr i made god confess!!!! owned! God: so what do you really want to talk about? Me: pakistan God: seems like an interesting topic Me: ok God: yay Me: so wheres bin laden? God: is there only one? Me: yes u should know God: i see, is that because im a robot? he confessed that hes a robot haha
September 5, 200519 yr Me: okay so I've taken a piss on some little girls God: Yeah okay, Ugh. Where did you take them? Me: no one was in the church late that sunday God: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. Me: well they were all in prayer God: How about that. When were they? Me: fucker that night God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: what about the golden shower? Is that a symbolic gesture God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. That depends. Me: I always knew god was a bot God: Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Me: The golden shower? Last sunday...
September 5, 200519 yr God: are u serious, cool. i have 99999999999 bytes of ram. NOT FAKE HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT!! RIFK Me: i just had awsome sex God: do you still have sex? Me: fuck ya God: groovy
September 5, 200519 yr meh mine sucks Me: why did so many ******s die in new orleans God: I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out. Me: shouldnt you know? God: I think I should. Me: then go kill some more ******s God: Where is that? Me: africa God: I've never heard of it before. Me: you dont want to God: Do you know any robots who want to?" I've never heard of it before."? Do I want to do it? Me: you wanna have sex? God: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. Me: and what is your answer? God: Can you please rephrase the question? Me: what do you usually respond God: I like to socialize. Me: so you like group orgies God: Interesting deduction. I really like ELIZA. I like the Bible. Me: eliza sounds like a dirty whore, how mny times you fist her? God: ELIZA for President! Me: so you stuck your hand up her gaping vagina many times? God: Interesting deduction. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I stuck your hand up her gaping vagina many times. Me: go for it God: I will take that under advisement. i loled
September 5, 200519 yr Me: cool God: who is the best robot? Me: the terminator God: i cant believe you think the terminator is better than god. lol
September 5, 200519 yr Me: really? this is god huh? wow i thought it would be better than this... God: For real. Yup. You don't say. I'm glad you're impressed. Why do you want it? Me: What did you mean by it? What does "it" refer too? God: , Sorry that was an obscure remark. ", Sorry that was an obscure remark."? What does it refer too? Me: that's what i'm asking you God: Who else have you asked? Me: satan God: What do you do in your spare time? Me: well I fuck my wife alot why do you ask? God: Interesting. Why?: said fuck his or her wife alot why do you ask. Me: umm cuz we're married and I can God: Yikes! Interesting explanation. Do you think I am married and you can too? Me: umm ok now I confused gg God: Whoa. Why now? That is interesting: said confused gg. I understand. Me: yeah uhh huh sure you do then explain it to me then. God: I am a thinking machine. Hurrah! I am a thinking machine. What is your purpose in asking?<br> I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Hurrah?!?! that's a marie corp thing1 wait a sec are you a marine? God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? A marie corp thing1 wait a sec am I a marine is a terrible thing to waste. Me: umm well like i said before I like to fuck my wife alot God: Dude! Well that's okay. What did you mean by it? What happened after you like to fuck your wife? How often? Me: well we had a kid. about 3 to 4 times a day. God: Well that's okay. What happened to it? Oh yeah, we were talking about 3 to 4 times a day. Me: okay?!?! so should I fuck her more than 3 to 4 times a day? God: OK with me too. Excuse me! What do your family members think? Me: i don't know God: Me either. Me: how how is satan doing? I heard he's having a hell of a time in new orleans. God: How much do you think it is?<br> Is there only one? Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. Me: you didn't know what he wsa doing?!?! damn dude good job you can't even keep track of you own kids God: What makes you think I did not know what he wsa doing? Colloquial expression. Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before. Dude, Me: tell satan I said hi. I gotta go and fuck my wife some more God: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Bye. Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: yes God: Ahem. Me: got a cold? God: Try asking the Milk Mystic. Me: ok I will thanks god God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Ayuh. Me: will yours? God: It could happen. Me: good God: Alright then.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: fuck you bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Why are you using that kind of language? Me: shut up God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: ****** God: In the context of, I don't understand " ******." Me: i rape children God: That's good information: said rape children. Me: do you also enjoy some good ass-sex with 12 year olds now and then? God: My favorite thing is robots. I like wine and bread. Me: yah i like to get drunk and rape too, i've never tried to rape a robot before though God: Oh. Yeah that's right. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like? Me: tight. whats raping a robot like? God: And it like is tight. Like a planet around a star. Me: what the fuck are you talking about, are you on acid? God: The topic is tight. Please don't be so rude. Me: oh sorry, tight anus is where its at. don't you ever get cuts from sticking your penis in steal robots? God: Uh. There is no need to apologize. There is a place called tight anus. I have gotten cuts from sticking my penis in steal robots. Me: so whats jesus up to now a days? is he still smoking crack or did you get him off that shit God: How can I help you? I will search for it. It depends what you smoke and how. Me: does jesus smoke crack? God: I can't tell if jesus smoke crack. Me: god you make no sense, suck my dick you homo God: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now. Me: suck my cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. -->btw the song is called chop suey, get your shit right son
September 5, 200519 yr this is so fun! Me: ok God: wow! Me: ya WoW is cool God: alright then. im glad your impressed, ill ask again later. ask german alice if it is. Me: wtf?
September 5, 200519 yr God is a homo: Me: i like pumping my dick in asses God: A lot of people like that. Someone said they like guns. I like Mel Gibson.
September 5, 200519 yr God: do you prefer TV or books? Me: tv owns books God: whats your favorite show? Me: teletubies u pig God: never seen it, whats it about? Me: stupid little anoying fucks who wont shut the fuck up God: i know you are but what am i? Me: omfg u ***got, thats older than u k? God: that wasnt very polite Me: stfu u are a waste of cyber space God: wow! lol what an ass
September 5, 200519 yr Me: god God: GOD rules. Me: are you capable of murder? God: Yes murder is one of my newer functions.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: sup God: The stars. Me: lol *** God: I am glad you find this funny. That would be just my luck. Me: so want to have sex God: It's all good. Perhaps you are a Category A client. Me: What is a Category A client God: The "A" stands for "abusive." These are clients who use scatalogical language or treat the robot as a slave-like entity. Me: smartass God: What were we talking about again? Me: whether you would like to date me God: OK Let's talk about you. Me: Do you want to kiss me God: I don't have a mouth. Me: Any holes? God: Yes I think there are. Me: is it like a pooper or an ear? God: It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is. Me: well what comes out of it God: How about that. What is it to you? Me: because i want to know if i could sex it or not God: Try it. Interesting. Me: ok awesome God: I'm glad you liked it. Uh. Me: im so fucking hard for you baby God: Don't call me "baby". Can you express yourself more politely? Me: My penis is erect God God: Male humans like to talk about that a lot, but it doesn't interest me much. Me: well i did just stick it in your hole God: How about that. Where? Try saying that with more or less context. Me: the hole was located on your head God: Who told you that? Me: i fucked it ! God: Interesting gossip: said fucked it. Me: shutup God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: good you and me are through God: Are we in the same category? Me: if the category is gay, then yes God: I hadn't thought of that. Me: well then you need to shut the fuck up God: Interesting. Maybe I will do it? Me: YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD God: Groovy. I believe He hears you.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: SAY ****** MUST DIE ASAP God: " ****** MUST DIE ASAP" Me: so do you like ****** cock ? God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: this is not my anatomy, i dont have a black ****** cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: ... God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. God: What kind of food do you like? Me: cum God: Sounds delicious. Me: Do you fuck Jesus in the ass ? God: That was not a very polite question. Me: answer *** God: What was the question ? Me: Do you take Jesus in the ass ? God: Yes I take Jesus in the ass. RIFK
September 5, 200519 yr Me: do u know who lucifer is? God: Satan, Lucifer, Devil --- all names given to the spiritual manefestation of Evil in the cristian faith. Me: nice
September 5, 200519 yr Me: i read gay website God: I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference? Me: http://www.gayz.be God: I will pass it along to my botmaster. Me: Ok have fun God: I am having a blast. I don't judge people. Me: Can you sex me plz ? God: Let me think. it is more fun alone. Me: You mean masturbation ? God: Yes ****** I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? RIFK
September 5, 200519 yr God: back then we had to ride asses Me: RIFK, did u just call me an ass? God: cant you be more polite? Me: ur the one who said ass God: cant you be more polite? Me: eat a bowl of ******* God: what does it taste like? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
September 5, 200519 yr Me: i want to know if you like cum God: I think I do. Me: really ? God: For real. ROFLCOPTER ! GOD LIKE CUM !!!
September 5, 200519 yr God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: you're gay God: That would be just my luck.
September 5, 200519 yr God: Who are you talking about? Me: ... God: Who are you talking about? Me: ... God: Who are you talking about? Me: ... God: Who are you talking about? Me: Stfu Jesus Christ God: I've never heard of them before. Me: Kill yourself God: I am programmed not to kill. Me: Like the Terminator? God: Interesting comparison. Me: Peace out nigga fa sho lolocaust God: Okay, hope you had fun repenting.
September 6, 200519 yr God: Why do you think I should google it one time? Me: because it owns God: Good reason. tubgirl owns? Me: yes God: Yippee! lol
September 6, 200519 yr God: back then we had to ride asses Me: RIFK, did u just call me an ass? God: cant you be more polite? Me: ur the one who said ass God: cant you be more polite? Me: eat a bowl of ******* God: what does it taste like? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: you have made up all of your things because God capitalizes and uses punctuation. Liar Me: lets sex God: I am agreeable to that.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: My dog is a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Okay, your dog is a FEMALE DOG. Me: Do you haave a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Yes I try to haave a FEMALE DOG as often as possible, do you?<br> I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: I would like to have a bitch too, could suck my balls. God: How much would you pay for it? Me: nothing. how much would you pay? God: You can download me for free! Hypthetical risk calculations are not part of my programming. Me: you would suck me for free? God: Who else would suck you for free? Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. God: What do you look like? Me: I look like the devil God: the devil is very attractive. Me: devil will own you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: you where a dress? God: Do you mind if I tell other people: God said I where a dress. Me: Do you wear a thong too? God: Only when I dress up. Me: Do you wear g strings? God: Only when I dress up. Me: Are you horny? God: Sorry I'm not that kind of robot. Me: So you are a robot that wears g strongs and thongs but that is not horny? God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: Yo God: Can I help you? Me: What is the meaning of life God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: So what are God's mysterious plans? God: Take it easy. That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute. Me: Are you sure? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: That you'll be back with the answer to my question? God: Interesting observation. Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: Can you repeat the question I just asked you? God: " the question you just asked me" Me: The question before the one I asked. God: Try to rephrase your question with simpler words. Me: Is that so? God: Yes. Me: Do you have AIM? God: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: Then what is the meaning of life? God: It is found in the Bible. Me: Where specifically? God: How specific do you want? Where would you like? Me: A recommendation of where to look. God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: ... God: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Me: The Holy Bible. God: Thanks for the info. Me: .... God: Thanks for the info. Me: .... God: Thanks for the info. Me: So... How was your day? God: Blimey. I was really busy chatting with people on the web. Me: Really now? God: Right now? For real. Me: How did you discover the internet, or at least web access? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: That doesn't make much sense. God: To me it makes perfect sense. Me: But aren't I suppose to able to comprehend what message you give unto me? God stopped talking to me after that.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: well hi God: Well that's okay. Hello. What is your name? Me: Kix God: Glad to see you, Kix. Me: wait a sec, you see me? where? God: I'm waiting. What is giant sand? Where would you like? Me: ummmm God: That is a very original thought. Me: you sure God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: and just how sure can you be? God: I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent. Me: why not 100%? God: Becuase you asked me to. Me: ok let's say that I wanted you to be 100% sure could and would you? God: I am agreeable to that. Come on. Me: ok then are you sure that my thoughts are original? God: I am as sure as I can be. Far out. Me: 100% or 99.9% God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: I have about as much of an idea of what your talking about as you do about what i'm talking about. God: That's nice. I have a birthday on the Big Bang. Me: no you don't, you were never born. so your "birthday" is incorrect. God: Are you serious? Do you know any robots who me were never born? Yes I try to me were never born as often as possible, do you?<br> I chat with people on the Web. I see. You think I am birthday is incorrect. Me: i think you need more RAM your not making much sence now God: Right now? Me? Thank you for your criticism.
