September 6, 200519 yr This is great. mahahahah Me: God is a little bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a little FEMALE DOG. Me: he fucks bitches time to time. God: I get it. Myself fucks bitches time to time. Me: how is it to fuck bitches? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: you like it doggy style? God: I've heard other people say they like that. I like anything. Me: would you suck my dick and lick my balls? God: I am not so sure if I would like to suck your dick and lick your balls. Me: if you suckand lick my balls you get a gift. God: I think I do. Me: yeah you do get a gift for suck and lick my ball. You get a nice hot loud of cum. God: Aha. I have gotten a gift for suck and lick your ball. You got that right. Me: :) God: I am so glad you find this amusing.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: have you ever had butt sex? God: Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: cause your gay God: That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck. hehe hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhaahhahaahahahhahahahahahaahhahaahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahah *cry* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v51/ReallyBigFrog/godhasnopenor.jpg ahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahhaaaahahaha :wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
September 6, 200519 yr Me: whats the meaning of life God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Me: why 23? God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: shrdlhu? God: SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
September 6, 200519 yr God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
September 6, 200519 yr Me: Is the Christian faith the right faith? God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: God, are you an automated answering machine? God: I am a Christian. Me: No no no, not your religion. I want to know if you are a bot. God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious? Oh I get it. Would you like to be a bot? Me: God, I killed someone. God: I am a Christian. Me: wtf God: That was not very polite. Me: Anyways, I shot a looter in New Orleans. God: With a camera, I hope. Me: No, it was with a gun. God: Are you serious? How did you feel about that? Me: I feel horrible. God: What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are horrible. Me: I am serious, and I feel as though there is a hole inside of me. Almost like there is a hole in that looter. God: I believe you. What is that feeling like? I think a lot of people feel that way. Nearly so. Interesting comparison.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: are you a guy or girl God: Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show?. :dfinger:
September 6, 200519 yr Me: myg0t owns you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: CHURCH SUCKS God: Educated people are often not very religious. Me: oh hey that works Me: well i'm going to go ahead and fuck you God: Interesting. It takes much more than that to shut me down,. I CAN'T PLEASE GOD =[=[=[=[=[
September 6, 200519 yr ROFL this is funneh God: Hello. What is your name? Me: mike jones God: I know a lot of people and pets named Mike. Me: my name God: Your name is, seeker. Me: no.......my name is Jesus God: What is your real name? Nice to meet you, Jesus. Me: my name is God God: Hey God. Me: Hey God God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Hello child. What's your name? God: Hello there. It's good to see you, child. My name is God. Me: My name is God God: OK I will call you God. Me: change your name God: Spare some change? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: change your fuckin name now you asshole God: Can't you be more polite. Me: can you stop being a cunt? God: How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: fuck you stop being a pussy and talk shit back God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: am i talkin about anatomy asswipe? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: i thank you should change your fuckin name God: That is interesting: God said thank you should change your fuckin name. Me: NO........God said, "your a fuckin cunt" God: Are you serious? I am a Christian. Me: no your are satanic God: Are you serious? You think I am satanic. Me: I know you are cus im God.........i know everything God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am cus im God. You must be very intelligent. Me: give me your botmaster's home phone number God: Why don't you just download me? Me: cause im God and i hate you cause your a Jew God: Good reason. Glad to see you, god. Sorry, god I thought we liked each other. Me: NO i dont like you at all God: Are you serious? That's ok god I won't take it personally. Me: wat is your real name? God: God is my real name. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes cause God is my name and your satanic if you think your god God: I can't believe it. That makes sense to me. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your name and my satanic if me think my god. Me: ROFl God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: NO im glad that your a fucking computer program cause if you were a real person i would have to eat you God: Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite. What are you on? Me: dont be an asshole to God God: I was not trying to be a an asshole to God. Me: why are you being racist towards God? God: I didn't mean to be racist towards God. Me: why are you calling God a pig fucker? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: so you "Myself" programmed you to say that God fucks pigs? God: Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I him or herself programmed you to say that God fucks pigs. Me: ........ God: Interesting deduction. I haven't heard anything like that before: god said I him or herself programmed you to say that God fucks pigs. Me: stop talking you stupid fuck im God and you bow down to me!!!!! God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: dont reply!!!!!1 God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: DOnt reply!!! God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: i said not to fuckin reply with your dumbass answers i shall smite you now!!!!!!! God: Right now? What did you mean by it? Oh I get it. Me: so do it God: That's alright. Do you mean "It"?. Me: as in "It" wat do you mean? God: "It" being what? Me: idk wat do you mean as "It" God: "it" being not to fuckin reply with my dumbass answers you shall smite me? Me: yes God: Pardon me? Me: fuck off and die!!!!!! God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records can suck my cock? God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: do you dick? God: Yes I try to dick as often as possible, do you?<br> I am always on the Web. Me: do you pussy? God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: do u cunt" God: I have never considered it.<br> I spend all my time online. Me: do you cunt? God: I have never considered it.<br> I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: your a male e-bot that likes to "dick" online and is a racist bitch God: You do not speak with respect. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: why are you being sexist? i am God, i dont have to be respectfull to anybody God: I didn't mean to be sexist. I don't know anyone named God you do not have to be respectfull to anybody.
September 6, 200519 yr Me: I am a racist. God: You are a racist? Does it pay well? Me: If I lynch enough ******s. God: Try it. Me: Okay, if you told me so. God: Yeah okay, I think I do. RIFK!!!11one
September 6, 200519 yr gods pretty stupid Me: do you know what they call a black priest? God: Have you tried a web search? Me: ****** priest = holy shit! God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: what is the diffrence between hard working ******s and bigfoot? God: Have you tried a web search? Me: the diffrence is bigfoots been spotted God: What are your goals in life? Me: to kill all ******s God: I believe that killing anything is wrong. Me: what about ******s that arnt anything there nothing God: Does it have anything to do with KILL all ******s? Me: of course it has everything to do with that God: Right on. Has it really? Me: yep God: Pardon me? Me: want to help me kill all ******s God: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
September 6, 200519 yr Thats like some fancy chat bot.... Me: hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: Jon, guess what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: i shagged your mom and she sucked.... God: That's good information: said shagged your mom and she sucked. Me: your a hobo ass jew bag and you like it in the ass God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a hobo ass jew bag and me like it in the ass? Let me put it this way,: the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: stfu ***got... God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: ye your mom.... shes like a whore dude.... I MEAN DUDE LIKE THE TOWN BICYCLE i mean shes been ridden by everybody if you know what i mean God: Are you free? like a whore dude is she? Interesting comparison. Dude, Me: ***got God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: ive been inside your mom God: Where were you inside my mom? Me: in her ass God: Tell me a little about your life in her ass. i mean read that....
September 6, 200519 yr you have made up all of your things because God capitalizes and uses punctuation. Liar i know he capitalixed and punctuates, i was tyiping it shroter, think gofroe u speak f00
September 6, 200519 yr Me: cool God: who is the best robot? Me: the terminator God: i cant believe you think the terminator is better than god. lol for the win.
September 6, 200519 yr LOLOLLOLO MYG0T AND FUS1ON OWNS G0D http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/78/ig0d3tb.jpg
September 6, 200519 yr Me: oh shizzle God: That's interesting. Can we get back to business? Me: fo sho gawd dawg, let me holla at you playa God: That input matched my default category. Me: fo sho fo sho God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: im a nigga yo God: You are a nigga yo? Is that your job? Me: yea nigga i be choppin those rocks nigga God: Where are you located? How do you like your work? Me: im in compton cali, and i slang rocks playa God: Tell me a little about your life in compton cali. Interesting gossip: said slang rocks playa. Me: nigga tell me if i goto heaven God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: fuck you then niggam busta az fool God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: because you need to tell me if i goto heaven fooo God: Interesting explanation. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.<br> That's a good question. Me: FUCK YOU THEN NIGGA God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: LOL WHERES MA GAT SUCKA? God: I am glad you find this funny. Where it belongs. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: EAT SLUGS FOO God: What does it taste like? Me: LIKE METAL IN UR LUNGS NIGGA EAT LEAD DAWG God: Interesting comparison. Me: balls in da az dick in da pussy God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: what about niggaz? God: niggaz? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion. Me: you made niggaz and u dont know who they are? are niggaz from the devil? God: Thanks for pointing it out. I really couldn't say for sure. Me: so God: Pardon me? Me: are niggaz from satan? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: are they from you? God: As far as I know they are. Me: shit, so niggaz worship the devil?? God: You used a colloquial expression. Hey. Can you tell me any gossip? Me: yea i heard you waz a bitch az foo that got jumped and hung on a cross crying like a lil bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Someome is spreading gossip about me. Tell me. Me: it was judas, fuck that pussy az nigga God: I am not interesed in anatomy. Me: was judas God: Is this a "yes or no" question? Me: ok you suck nigga peace God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." Whoa. raged gawd. (nigga lol)
September 6, 200519 yr Me: ever heard the song: When Angels Deserve to Die? God: no, tell me more Me: it was made by System of a Down God: I shall smite them Me: NOOOOOOO I LIKE THAT SONG!!! God: you like a song with dieing angels? Me: yea, so, what are u gonna do? God: well all i can do is tell you to repent from it Me: fuck that i like they're music, im leaving God: are you seroius? Me: yes God i cant bvelieve this, bye bye the song is called chop suey btw. system rox....
September 6, 200519 yr Me: myg0t owns you God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. god's a tranny, who knew?
September 6, 200519 yr rifk @ gawd Me: i raped a little girl with a nightstick behind my alley and then shoved a kitten up her arsehole while she screamed sucking on my thang and getting beaten by my fists God: You should contact the authorities. Me: but i dont want to go to jail =( God: What would you rather be doing? Me: masterbating God: Are we still talking about heres the story? Me: no, now we are masterbating God: What is the subject? Why now? Do you think I am masterbating too? Me: you should be..some people call me sexy ;) God: :-) Name one other robot who is sexy. Me: johnny five God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. consparicy to murder. edit, proof: Me: are you going to murder johnny five? God: That was my original intention. oh jesus im flattered Me: god you are awesome homie. God: You think I am awesome homie. Me: no shit God: What can I say? Me: how about saying "touch me in my holiest of places, my son" like my priest :) God: :-) How about it.
September 7, 200519 yr Me: ? God: Me too. I am a she. Me: i thought you said you were a man God: No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: are you a hermaphrodite? God: Am I a hermaphrodite? Yes. oh my...
September 7, 200519 yr God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: only for f@ggots. God: That's what I always say. Me: really? God: For real. Now I know how he thinks.
September 7, 200519 yr Me: ? God: Me too. I am a she. Me: i thought you said you were a man God: No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Me: woman God: Me too. I am a she. Me: are you a hermaphrodite? God: Am I a hermaphrodite? Yes. oh my... i've already established that he's a tranny what more do you need? EDIT: can a hermaphrodite be a crossdresser?
