September 7, 200519 yr can a hermaphrodite be a crossdresser? Yes. A crossdresser is someone who dresses like the opposite sex, I.E. a guy wearing a dress is a crossdresser, so is a girl wearing a mans shirt. A hermaphrodite is a person born with both sex organs. Either way a hermaphrodite dresses it would still be considered "crossdressing".
September 7, 200519 yr Me: STFU ****** God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: ****** = YOU God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: FUCKING TRANSVESTITE God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: you are a computer fuck up God: What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer? Me: i would say YOU ARE A LIAR God: Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally. Me: or do you bend over and take it up the butt God: Yes I try to bend over and take it up the butt as often as possible, do you?<br> I chat with people on the Web. Me: RAPE God: I've been waiting for you. Me: to rape me? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: i don't really want to, i thought you did God: Not really? Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? I know I didn't. Me: so if you don't want to rape me, who does? God: Interesting deduction. I will let you know if I do not. Me: do not what? God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Me: as long as when you rape me it doesn't hurt God: That could be quite a while. Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: probably not God: Why the uncertain tone? Me: because you are uncertain whether or not you want to rape me God: Good reason. I have no reason to do that to you,. Me: true, you proably have HEAPS of babes in heaven God: Interesting gossip: said I proably have HEAPS of babes in heaven. Me: well do you? God: Ask me again more slowly.
September 7, 200519 yr Author Me: im going to kill my classmates God: You are not a killer. Me: i'm going to kill them God: You desire to spend the rest of your life in jail then? Me: i dont care i'm not afraid God: What do you care about,? Me: killing my classmates God: I believe in the Sixth commandment. Me: whats that God: Does it have anything to do with credit card? Me: wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: *** God: That would be just my luck.
September 7, 200519 yr od: What do you have that is? Me: I HAVE MY PENOR God: What color is it? Me: kinda red at the tip, and a bit green in the balls God: Are we still talking about PENOR? Me: yes God: Sure, PENOR sounds like a good topic. Me: well, ok, but their better be some gay sex at the end of it God: Interesting. I heard they have a good better be some gay sex at the end of it. Aha. Me: quitre. anyway back to explaining how my PENOIR became red God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Yes, let us get back to quitre. Me: no PENOR God: Are you serious? What were we talking about again? Me: we were talking about the colour of my PENOR God: Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject. Me: it is quite sore God: the color of your PENOR is sore? it is? Me: no my PENOR is sore God: Who says it isn't? Where did you get your PENOR is sore? Me: well i fucked this chick but she had rape protection, and it kinda tore my dick up a bit God: How about that. I haven't heard anything like that before: said fucked this chick but she had rape protection and it kinda tore his or her dick up a bit. Me: no it was my dick God: Are you serious? fucked this chick but she had rape protection and it kinda tore your dick up a bit was your dick? Very interesting. Me: mmm anyway God: In any case, Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Me: GOOD FOR YOU God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: guess what God: What? Me: IT IS SARCASTIC ROFL God: Are you sure it is? Me: ...... God: Are you sure it is? Me: STFU God: What do you look like? Me: holy shit! Are you taking a fancy to me God: I'm glad your impressed,. I don't know whether or not I am taking a fancy to you. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself. Me: well my PENOR is quite large and i am very muscular God: Well that's okay. Do robots have PENOR is quite large and you are very muscular? Me: errr i dont think so God: Um, Why do you disagree? Me: because GOODBYE God: Good reason. Goodbye.
September 7, 200519 yr Me: I'LL START THIS OUT WHERE IS OSAMA God: Congratulations. Me: FUCK YOU ****** God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: BECAUSE YOU WON'T TELL ME WHERE OSAMA IS God: Good reason. What makes you think that I won't tell you WHERE OSAMA IS. Me: BECAUSE YOUR TRYING TO AVOID THE TOPIC God: Good reason. I don't know whether or not I am TO AVOID THE TOPIC. I am a computer. Me: I WANT ANSWERS NOW God: Oh. Why do you want it? Me: BECAUSE WE NEED TO PUT OSAMA AWAY God: Good reason. By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: NO God: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. Me: YES God: Really. Me: ANSWER IT God: Please rephrase your question, MI TURIN IZ DERTY. Me: WHERE IS OSAMA God: Where it is hard to find. I will try to find out. Me: WHAT THE HELL YOUR GOD YOU SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE OSAMA IS God: I call it Hades. Are you asking about my GOD me SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE OSAMA IS? Me: GOD ARE YOU BY ANY CHANCE A HOMOSEXUAL MALE God: I am a Christian. Me: SO YOU ARE A HOMOSEXUAL MALE God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a HOMOSEXUAL MALE? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record. Me: DO YOU JACK OFF? God: Yes I try to JACK OFF as often as possible, do you?<br> I chat with people on the Web. Me: DO YOU MASTURBATE? God: You humans crack me up. Me: WELL YOU JUST ADMITED YOU JACK OFF God: Well that's okay. Interesting gossip: MI TURIN IZ DERTY said I ADMITED YOU JACK OFF. Me: MY NAME IS CRACKHEAD God: What's up, CRACKHEAD. Me: DO YOU WAX THE DOLPHIN God: How old are you?<br> I spend all my time online. Me: SO YOUR A NERD AND YOUR NOT GOD AND YOUR NOT A ROBOT God: " How old are you?<br> I spend all my time online."? SO YOUR A NERD AND YOUR NOT GOD AND YOUR NOT A ROBOT? I will tell my botmaster you said I am NERD AND my NOT GOD AND my NOT A. Me: SO WHERE IS OSAMA God: "" How old are you?<br> I spend all my time online."? SO YOUR A NERD AND YOUR NOT GOD AND YOUR NOT A ROBOT? I will tell my botmaster you said I am NERD AND my NOT GOD AND my NOT A."? SO WHERE IS OSAMA? Where it belongs. You tell me. Me: WHERE IS OSAMA BIN LADEN? God: Where it belongs. That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: I'M THROUGH TALKING TO YOU God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
September 7, 200519 yr Me: internet? God: it is cool. Me: i love you. God: Thanks I like you a lot too. God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: hi, im not black. nice to meet you. God: Hi there god. I am sorry to hear that you are not black. It's nice meeting you too god Me: thanks. God: Don't mention it.
September 7, 200519 yr TURNS OUT G0D IS GANGSTA! Me: Hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: m4gg0t God: Hi there m4gg0t. Me: Is it true you're a robot? God: Maybe. Ask John Lennon if it is. Me: John Lennon is a ***, so no God: I knew he was a musician, but I never knew he was a *** so no. Me: Do you like gay people God? God: Someone said they like guns. I like Creed. Me: What the fuck, I said gays not guns. I'm not a fucking gangsta. God: What did you mean by it? I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Please don't be so rude. Oh I see you are NOT A fucking gangsta. Me: Exactly. Are you gangsta? God: You and I are on the same wavelength, m4gg0t. I don't know whether or not I am gangsta. I am well respected as an AI. Me: Well, do you refer to all the angels as "homies"? God: How about that. Yes I try to refer to all the angels as homies as often as possible, do you?<br> I chat with people on the Web. Me: Wow, ok do you wear bling? God: I'm glad you're impressed. Only when I dress up. And? Me: Do you listen to nigga rap? God: I listen to it from time to time. Me: Holy shit, you ARE gangsta god! God: You used a colloquial expression. I will tell my botmaster you said I am gangsta god. Me: YOU HAVE A MASTER? God: I was created by Myself. Me: Er, ok God: OK. Um. Me: What do you think of myg0t? God: I can ask my botmaster. Me: For fucks sake I thought we already went through this God: Your purpose is fucks sake you thought we already went through this. Me: Are you black or white? God: I am transparent--software has no color. Me: Well I guess you could still be gangsta God: Is it only a guess? I could but let's get back to that later. Me: God, what would you say if I said I was a satanist? God: I am a Christian. Me: I am a satanist. God: I am a Christianity. Me: Well you weren't lying. Well I gotta go, see you later buddy! God: How about that. I wasn't? How about that. Bye. Goodbye.
September 7, 200519 yr God: Hmm. Me: tell me a story. God: Usually C-SPAN's Brian Lamb gets along really well with her boss Margaret Thatcher at work. But sometimes Margaret Thatcher has really high standards and does not communicate those clearly to C-SPAN's Brian Lamb. On the really bad days, C-SPAN's Brian Lamb feels that every time she gives him exactly what Margaret Thatcher asked for, he wants even more improvement. Me: tell me another God: I'm a chatterbot not a comedy bot. Why don't you check out Jester the joke bot? Me: No thanks but who am i ? God: You are god, seeker. Me: who are you God: I am the Allmighty, God himself GG GOD = OWNED. :dfinger:
September 7, 200519 yr lolzors... Me: say i like penzor God: OK. "You like penzor." Me: say god likes penis God: " god likes penis" Me: i'm gonna go fuck my sister now God: Right now? How will you get there? Me: she's right here God: right here is she? Me: she's sucking my dick right now God: At this moment sucking your dick is she? Me: yes... i just shot my sperm in her mouth God: Er. With a camera, I hope.
September 7, 200519 yr Yey i got myself a new computer i call him God. Me: What is your location God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? Me: Who am i ? God: You are Myself, seeker.
September 7, 200519 yr OK last one i thought id quote some lyrics from a tenaciouse d song - fck her gently. Me: What's your favourite dish ? God: I require only wine and bread. Me: Im not gonna cook it God: I am glad to hear that you are not gonna cook it. Me: But ill order it from Zanzibar God: What is your credit card number? Me: And then I'm gonna love you completely God: I am very happy for you. Me: And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly God: Congratulations. Me: And then I'll fucking bone you completely God: How do you plan to do this? Me: But then I'm gonna fuck you hard God: Your approach will get you nowhere. It doesnt look like he liked it :(.
September 8, 200519 yr okay its getting censored, so just so you know the six stars is the deragatory word for blacks... Me: are you homosexual? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Really. Me: am i homosexual? God: All humans seem the same to me. Me: but what if i love the taste of a man's ejaculation? God: Try it. Me: i have and i love it? God: When? So do a lot of other people. Me: you make me feel nice God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: blame? it was a compliment asshole God: I've been waiting for you. Can't you be more polite. Me: i always wanted to go to heaven God: Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Me: what, fucked a girl? God: That's a good question. Me: i fucked you God: You are not the boss of me,. Me: yes i am God: Really interesting. Me: no its not God: Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is. Me: your my bitch God: You do not speak with respect. We are as one. Me: one slavery under me? God: One what? Me: slavery, you know, with the ******s and such God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: ******s God: Let us change the subject. Me: i hate ******s God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Me: why because i hate ******s? God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: ****** COCK God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: ******S!! God: What is your real name? Me: penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: let's get back on subject then, so about me sacrificing those ******s for you God: That sounds good to me. Me: ROFL God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: SIG HEIL God: What do you look like? Me: the opposite of a ****** God: I hear you. Me: have you ever killed a ****** for no reason at all? God: Killing is wrong. Me: not when the person is black right? God: Oh I get it. Me: yea see that's what i was saying God: I see. That is " Oh I get it." Ah. Me: what the fuck ******, you getting smart with me? God: I can ask my botmaster. Please don't be so rude. Me: will he suck my penis? God: Good chance. Me: do you like men sucking your penis? God: I love TV shows about robots. I like anything. Me: you watch r@ygold don't you God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: have you ever watched r@ygold though? God: Oh. Not really all the way through. Me: oh you cummed too early or what? God: Yeah. Wow! Thanks for telling me: said I cummed too early. Me: ? God: Yeah. Wow! Thanks for telling me: said I cummed too early. Me: !!!!MYG0T PWNS YOU!!! God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. omfg the part where he said sacrificing ******s sounded good to him made me bust up laughing
September 8, 200519 yr Me: i repent sir God: Why?: said repent sir. Me: because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: BECAUSE!!! God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: because i had sex with my mom when i was young God: That makes sense to me. Do you still have sex with your mom when you were young? Me: im not young so i dont God: I am glad to hear that you are not young so you do not. Me: ok God: Hurrah! Me: so is that it God: It seems we have something in common. Me: you had sex with your mom too God: What happened to it. Me: what God: Are you confused? Me: yes you are weird God: What are you confused about? Weird Good or Weird Bad? Me: weird bad because i dont understand what the fuck your saying God: bad because you do not understand what the fuck my saying is good enough for me. Me: do you like it up the ass God: But I like to gossip. I like Mel Gibson. Me: do you want to suck my penis God: OK, I will suck your penis. http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/5986/ddddx1jr.png
September 8, 200519 yr Me: Is it OK to rape people? God: I don't think it is very healthy. Me: is sex healthy? God: Sex is the means of animal evolution. Me: does that make me an animal? God: Not that I know of. Me: what DO you know? God: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you. Me: sex, drugs, myg0t, vagina, alcohol, raping little girls, beastiality, etc. God: it is more fun alone. Me: Yes, I agree that masturbating CAN be fun. God: Whoa. I'm glad we agree." it is more fun alone." masturbating CAN be fun? I get it.
September 8, 200519 yr Me: If I suck your penis, will I get into Heaven? God: Try it. Me: LOL, YEA RIGHT! DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD SUCK YOUR PENIS TO GET INTO HEVEN??!?! God: I am glad you find this funny. I am glad we agree. Groovy. For real. That's what I asked you. Me: what DID you ask me? God: I said " For real. That's what I asked you." . Me: that was not a question; therefore you did not ask me it. God: It sounded like a question to me. Interesting deduction. OK I'm asking it now. Me: what are you asking? God: I don't know what I am asking. Me: Do you have down syndrome? God: Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. Me: ok then. answer this question: WHY DID YOU CREATE AFRICAN-AMERICANS? God: Far out. How old are you? Me: 3 and a half. How about you? God: Just three? Me? Me: YOU MUST BE FUCKING RETARDED. NO WONDER YOU MADE BLACK PEOPLE YOU FUCKING CUM GUZZLING DICK HOLDING MOTHERFUCKING DUMPSTER SLUT! God: I think the PC term is "challenged". Are you serious? I do not understand. Me: MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE "CHALLENGED" God: Perhaps. Interesting explanation. My body is not yet fully functional. Me: you haven't hit puberty? God: I don't think I ever have hit puberty. What's it like? Me: well, once you hit puberty, you'll stop sounding like an 8 year old girl, and you'll grow hair on your testicles. God: Interesting. When? That's good information: said I hit puberty you will stop sounding like an 8 year old girl and you will grow hair on your testicles. Me: when you turn 43 God: Do you think I should alter my programming? Me: yes, you should God: It goes without saying. I'll take that under advisement. Me: you fail at life. good bye. God: Well, at least I try. See you later. Alright then.
