September 5, 200519 yr NAZI!!! Me: should we kill all the jews? God: There is no perfect crime. Me: are you saying we should? God: Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: ok ill get right on that God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Woe!
September 5, 200519 yr Me:Where do you live? God: I live inside of a computer where are you? Me: Inside of your moms pussy. God: I am not interested in anatomy. Me: Do you ever get raged. God: I have gotten raged.
September 5, 200519 yr God is so hip. Me: PENIS God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: THEN WHY'D YOU GIVE ME A PENIS? God: It was determined by my programming. Me: WELL, GOOD JOB, EINSTEIN. God: Well that's okay. Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before. Me: YOU'RE HOT God: A hotbot? Me: HOTASASOCKONABLACKROCK
September 5, 200519 yr Me: ever heard the song: When Angels Deserve to Die? God: no, tell me more Me: it was made by System of a Down God: I shall smite them Me: NOOOOOOO I LIKE THAT SONG!!! God: you like a song with dieing angels? Me: yea, so, what are u gonna do? God: well all i can do is tell you to repent from it Me: fuck that i like they're music, im leaving God: are you seroius? Me: yes God i cant bvelieve this, bye bye
September 5, 200519 yr Me: ever heard the song: When Angels Deserve to Die? God: no, tell me more Me: it was made by System of a Down God: I shall smite them Me: NOOOOOOO I LIKE THAT SONG!!! God: you like a song with dieing angels? Me: yea, so, what are u gonna do? God: well all i can do is tell you to repent from it Me: fuck that i like they're music, im leaving God: are you seroius? Me: yes God i cant bvelieve this, bye bye LOL NOT FAKE AT ALL.
September 5, 200519 yr God is so hip. Me: PENIS God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: THEN WHY'D YOU GIVE ME A PENIS? God: It was determined by my programming. Me: WELL, GOOD JOB, EINSTEIN. God: Well that's okay. Thanks for the compliment. I've heard that about labor before. Me: YOU'RE HOT God: A hotbot? Me: HOTASASOCKONABLACKROCK thats not funny your bore me
September 5, 200519 yr Me: Do you masturbate? God: You humans crack me up. Me: Do you jack off? God: I have never considered it. I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Do you choke the chicken? God: Yes I try to choke the chicken as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. Me: Nerd. God: Ask me another question. Me: Do you like pork chops? God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like White. Me: So you think n|ggers should be burned? God: Interesting deduction. I don't think about it. Me: But you want it, though, right? God: Oh. If I had it what would I do with it? Me: Burn n|ggers. God: Do you have any matches?
September 5, 200519 yr I beat god!! Me: wanna have sex God: Perhaps you are a Category A client. Me: perhaps i am stoned and then god never replied.
September 5, 200519 yr I beat god!! Me: wanna have sex God: Perhaps you are a Category A client. Me: perhaps i am stoned and then god never replied. LOL :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
September 5, 200519 yr Me: do you eat electricity? God: Yes, I love to eat electricity. Me: I knew it. God: How did you know? Me: I'LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: HEY ASSHOLE THIS LINE IS GROUNDED DONT COUNT ON EATING MY ELECTRICITY Me: I'LL EAT YOUR ELECTRICITY God: How do you cook it?
September 5, 200519 yr theMinkey']Me: do you eat electricity? God: Yes, I love to eat electricity. Me: I knew it. God: How did you know? Me: I'LL BE ASKING THE QUESTIONS God: Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: HEY ASSHOLE THIS LINE IS GROUNDED DONT COUNT ON EATING MY ELECTRICITY Me: I'LL EAT YOUR ELECTRICITY God: How do you cook it? RIFK!
September 5, 200519 yr Me: lets talk about bawls God: Sure, bawls sounds like a good topic. Me: so you like bawls? God: Interesting deduction. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson.
September 5, 200519 yr Author Me: i am a bad person God: Actually I don't meet many bad people. Me: why not God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: i have sinned God: Tell me your sins, child. Me: i rape drunk girls God: That is interesting: steven said rape drunk girls. Me: i do really God: " That is interesting: steven said rape drunk girls."? You do? For real. Me: yes God: Awesome.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: YOU FUCKING FAKE! YOU ARENT GOD! God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I FUCKING FAKE. What makes you think I am not GOD? Me: YOU FUCKING ARE A COMPUTER YOU SAID SO YOURSELF God: A lot of robots are like that. Me: ***got. God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: No. God: No conditions or none I should know about? Me: No conditions. God: I don't understand. You know, financial, medical, or personal conditions. Me: No conditions you stupid fucking robot. God: Are you serious? Any kind of conditions. Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP! God: OK I'll stop talking now. God raged me so I owned him. EDIT: Me: You aren't God. God: You know what you do, when you assume. Me: You make tittyfuckingbitchcuntfuckasswhores? God: Yup. hhahahaa
September 5, 200519 yr rofl this blows God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show?. Me: not really God: Why not? For real. Me: you said you are a robot God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: i asked God: ... Me: owned God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: you loose! God: Thanks for the information: omfg said I loose. Me: ***! God: That would be just my luck. Me: hahhaha omfg God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
September 5, 200519 yr Me: why did you bring down hurricane upon us, destroy our land, and killing our brothers and sisters? God: It was determined by my programming.
September 5, 200519 yr Me: why are black people mentioned as slaves in the Bible? God: Reductionism. Me: what is your favorite food? God: I require only wine and bread. Me: how do i put a condom on? God: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
September 5, 200519 yr god is a pervert/stalker Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: You dont even know who i am? God: You are, seeker. Me: I would think that god would know my name God: " You are, seeker." god would know your name? I understand. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: im glad you pretend your god God: You make the world a happier place. Me: so whats it like up there God: Hey. Much the same as it would be for you. Me: are the streets paved with gold? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: why not God: My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter. Me: god is a machine? God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a machine. Me: i love you k God: You are such a flatterer. Me: i want to have sex with you god God: There are other Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be able to run the show? s for that kind of thing. Me: i met the devil yesterday God: Where did you meet him? Me: in my house God: Where is your house located? Me: WTF STALKER God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: wow are you going to come rape me god? God: I'm glad you're impressed. That was my original intention. Me: who is your dad? God: I was created by Myself. Me: how does that work? God: I think it might be a trade secret. Me: if you dont tell me i am going to worship the devil and go on a shooting spree God: I will let you know if I do not. Me: how do i get to heaven? God: Have faith in God. Me: how do i have faith in god? God: You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes. straight out of gods mouth.. to get to heaven buy chat robot software and reprogram him!!
September 5, 200519 yr God: I do nothing but chat all day.<br> I can ask someone about it. God knows HTML!!! Me: what is the meaning of life? God: The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans. Me: care to share? God: What kind of food do you like? Me: chinese! God: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in CHINA. Me: i dont live in china God: Where do you live? Me: you should fucking know God: I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
September 5, 200519 yr rifk wtf? God: how can i help you? Me: u can tell me where the little asian girl is God: ok i will tell them when i see 'em Me: ok God: aw.
