Posted September 7, 200519 yr Listen up fools, here's a page from one of my, "Loaded" magazines. I thought this shit was interesting: http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/7403/balls0014or.jpg Yes, people do bite the nuts off of sheep for a living. Or at least they do in New Zealand. Here is what the article says: "Life can really suck when you're a sheep, because sheep don't have opposable thumbs, they can't do things like play tennis or even do jigsaw puzzles-they can't eat anything but grass. And even then, other sheep might have pissed on it, and they have to live in constant fear of being queered by a fox. And then something like this happens. This is New Zealand, and the man with the beard bites holes in the scrotums of lambs for a living. He sucks out their balls and spits them into a bucket. Why? Admittedly he'd have difficulty finding a job as a hairdresser, but there are two allegedly valid reasons for his activities. The first is that this is apparently the most humane way of castrating a lamb. If done properly, the lamb is supposed to barely feel it. 'Beginners usually only get a hold on one testicle,' he (the man biting the balls off of the sheep) rasps through a beardful of blood and scrotal fluid. The secret is to get them far enough into the mouth in order to get a firm bite. And you mustn't forget to suck, otherwise you lose them.' Oh yes, remember to suck kids. The second reason is that fresh lamb bollock, or 'mountain oyster', is a delicacy in New Zealand. The other method of castration involves cutting off the blood supply with a rubber band, leaving the balls to drop off at some unknown point in the future. So, biting them off ensures that you know exactly where your dinner is." OK, pretty interesting HUH? For you guys in England, you can eat sheep balls at St. John's Restaurant in London. If you actually go there and eat some, pm me and let me know how they were. NOW FINALLY-Which one of your sick perverts would bite the nuts off a sheep for a living? Anybody?
September 7, 200519 yr Author NO LINK= FAKE I said it's from my MAGAZINE, which means there can be no link, as it's from an offline source.
September 7, 200519 yr I feel sorry for that sheep. Having an old guy coming at your nuts then biting and sucking them out.
September 7, 200519 yr Author Fake or not, that's pretty fucked up. What?? You mean none of you guys would do this for a living?? Bunch of pussies.
September 7, 200519 yr depends on how much it paid i guess.. it's a delicesy so like i'd prob do it for 200k a year
September 7, 200519 yr Takes some balls , no pun intended, to do something like that. But I guess if the money was good enough, alot of us would do it.
September 8, 200519 yr i wqouldnt do it even if it meant a steady and REALLY GOOD paycheck fro the rest of my life for doing it once. Balls in my mouth-none ever.
September 8, 200519 yr Author you probably would never see this on fear factor.... Hmmmm...actually, that might be a good idea for the show. Assuming the sheep was unconscious and couldn't feel pain cause an amateur would probably hurt him.
September 8, 200519 yr My fellow Sheeparlians getting their balls bitten off disgusts me. But it's ok aslong as it's not me next :snivel:
September 8, 200519 yr My fellow Sheeparlians getting their balls bitten off disgusts me. But it's ok aslong as it's not me next :snivel: You have to have balls to get them bit off. I wouldn't do it, fuck that, I'll deliver pizzas for the rest of my life before doing this. :drama:
September 8, 200519 yr Interesting, it's wierd that in a certain spot on a sheeps balls you can bite a hole in it and they won't feel a thing. I wouldn't consider this a good career choice, but still sounds like you'd never be out of work.
September 8, 200519 yr Hahahahahaha if I was one of those sheep I wouldn't let some old fucker bite off my balls. :rofl2: Anyways I would never consider doing something like that its just plain nasty.
September 9, 200519 yr I've lived in NZ for the past 11 years. I've never heard of this before. Lamb's brains, nuts and tongue are eaten by a few redneck farmer hicks down south, but 99.9999999999999999999999% of the population just joke about it, especially with foreigners. We make out it's a national dish and you can't truly say you've experienced NZ culture until you try it, and every now and then some dumb American, Pom, or German tourist will try it out. Biting them off though, I think it's an exageration and the guy in the pic is a few cans short of a six pack.
September 9, 200519 yr theres a spot on a sheeps balls that you can just rip open without them feeling it i dont know about that and that still doesnt explain why he has to BITE them and suck them out why not use a knife and just cut the same spot that they cant feel
