Posted December 18, 200321 yr http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/ Kinda a dumb site, but a few stories are funny as fuck. Basically the site is for posting of your worst ever Christmas stories. A lot of the stories are stupid, like my dad shot himself day before X-mas crap, buncha whiners. My favorite, which may be fake but still funny is: 83. Safety first - Bruce, England, Age 42 The TV antenna was loose on my roof and I decided to repair it myself. Being very safety conscious, I tied a rope to the bumper of my Land Rover, threw it over the roof, and climbed up the other side and tied it round my waist. While I was working on the roof my stupid bitch of wife decided to go Christmas shopping in my car. The cow dragged me over the apex of the roof onto the concrete driveway below. I'm now a sad bastard quadriplegic.
December 18, 200321 yr 79. Peas on Earth - Chris, London, Age 28 My girlfriend left me on Christmas Eve, 1998. I spent Christmas Day alone, sitting on a bean bag (she took all the other furniture), with a bottle of gin and no presents. Christmas dinner was spaghetti and frozen peas. Girls own.
February 28, 200520 yr yes. You are. +B you, and you can follow the picture to end your life plzkthx.
