Posted September 12, 200519 yr most of these things are so true... http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/features/20moviethings.htm
September 12, 200519 yr 33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her. lol
September 12, 200519 yr 8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other. haahahahahah HEIL HITLER
September 13, 200519 yr What about 41. All computer screens are black with green text, which makes a blip-blip sound as it scrolls onto the scree, and all programs have a beautiful graphic display that shows the hacker/programmer travelling down the pipeline to the end computer, and all viruses come with a skull and crossbones pop-up laughing at the user, sometimes with a bomb, that no firewall or antivirus can detect or stop, and the most high-level PC's in the biggest of corporations always has passwords that get hacked in a matter of seconds.
September 13, 200519 yr What about 41. All computer screens are black with green text, which makes a blip-blip sound as it scrolls onto the scree, and all programs have a beautiful graphic display that shows the hacker/programmer travelling down the pipeline to the end computer, and all viruses come with a skull and crossbones pop-up laughing at the user, sometimes with a bomb, that no firewall or antivirus can detect or stop, and the most high-level PC's in the biggest of corporations always has passwords that get hacked in a matter of seconds. Neg, theres films that don't do that, e.g. The Recruit.
September 13, 200519 yr What about 41. All computer screens are black with green text, which makes a blip-blip sound as it scrolls onto the scree, and all programs have a beautiful graphic display that shows the hacker/programmer travelling down the pipeline to the end computer, and all viruses come with a skull and crossbones pop-up laughing at the user, sometimes with a bomb, that no firewall or antivirus can detect or stop, and the most high-level PC's in the biggest of corporations always has passwords that get hacked in a matter of seconds. dissing on "Hackers" shame on you.
September 13, 200519 yr There's a scenario to disprove everything in the list, but those are the things I notice when a PC comes on TV.
September 13, 200519 yr 14. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboard . . . YESSSSSSSS
September 13, 200519 yr HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.
September 14, 200519 yr 41. It is not possible to get into a fender bender without having a relapse of hiroshima. 42. Reloading is just a myth, magazines are honestly bottomless. 43. As long as you are wearing name brand boots, one kick to the door will always take it down. 44. Expect the ignition on your vehicle to malfunction when being pursued by a killer. 45. When being pursued by a killer, the h4x0r admin always cheats by turning sv_gravity to 999999 and makes you trip over every twig in your path.
September 14, 200519 yr 29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (it's called Stallone's Law).
September 14, 200519 yr 42. Reloading is just a myth, magazines are honestly bottomless. i.e. every steven segal movie ever made.
