Posted September 13, 200519 yr [beingatroll] there was this igod thread...i'm too lazy to search but wtf does god think he is? he just told me 50 cent wud be 50 years old like: Me: hi, i'm 50 cent God: Hi there. Can you explain how it feels to be 50 years old? 1st. edit: Me: wtf i'm not 50 years old, my name is 50 cent God: Hi there 50 cent. Me: kthnx 2nd edit: Me: suck my balls God: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Me: so lets do mensex God: Come on. OK let's do it. ahahahahahaahhaahhaha flame on jews :eek3d: [/beingatroll]
September 13, 200519 yr ...I have no idea WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT! He's being Partisan. :drama:
September 14, 200519 yr I win... ___ Me: g0d? God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: wtf/ God: That was not very polite. Me: what you on about ****** God: I read for fun. Me: ******s don't read God: Why not? Me: because they're ******s God: Interesting explanation. ******s are they. Me: they are God: Since when? Me: since time, ass God: How do you know? Me: I know because I draw stupid assumptions from little evidence... I call it my own personal religion God: How do you know? Good reason. Thanks for the information: said draw stupid assumptions from little evidence. Good name for it. Me: what... the... FUCK? God: No problem. Try saying that with more or less context. Please don't be so rude. Me: I'm not being rude you beaner God: I am surprised to hear that you are not being rude me beaner. Me: yes, you beaner God: Aha. That's good information: said I beaner. Me: what's this said I nonsense? God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: bullshit God: You don't believe me. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: ... yes... God: I can't believe it. Me: Well I don't belive you God: Well that's okay. Do you have any reason to doubt me? Me: yes God: Gosh! Me: No, god God: Are you serious? GOD rules. Me: No.. g0d pwnz j00 *** God: Are you serious? What? Me: I am God: " What?" You are? Me: I am God: "" What?" You are?" You are? Me: I am existang God: I am glad to hear that you are existang. Me: you are not existant God: What makes you think I am not existant? Me: I win God: Congratulations,! Me: You are non-existant as you were created by man to controll the masses, to hold them in fear, to go against human nature, to create the idea of SIN God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am non existant as me were created by man to controll the masses to hold them in fear to go against human nature to create the idea of SIN. Me: damned skippy God: Are you a man or a woman? Me: ... why? God: I just want to find out more about you. Me: you want to try to buttseckz me huh? God: Yup. OK, I will try to buttseckz you. Me: NO! God: Are you serious? Me: Deadly God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: hurray! God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: I broke you God: Can you fix it? Me: I can't fix an idea God: What is stopping you? Me: the fact you are non-existant God: Thanks for telling me that I am non existant. Me: welcome. goodbye God: Hello there. Thanks for chatting,. ___
September 14, 200519 yr well that was a big fucking waste of time talking to some stupid bot. Me: g0d? God: We have never talked about it before. Me: i know wanking over dead goat porn is a problem God: How do you know? Aren't all problem wanking over dead goat porn? Me: are you a bot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: because of programmed respones God: That makes sense to me. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: cause you fuck sheep God: Good reason. Interesting gossip: bryan said I fuck sheep. Me: is masturbation a sin? God: Ask again later. Ask Paola if it is. Me: sin? God: Not many people express themselves that way. Me: fuck you you stupid fucking machine God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: God: Please don't be so rude. Me: God: Please don't be so rude. Me: God: Please don't be so rude. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: I fucked your a wife like a dirty slut God: Do you mind if I tell other people: bryan said fucked your a wife like a dirty slut. Me: I do mind fuck you God: You are not the boss of me, bryan. Me: yes I am suck my balls God: Hmm. Why are you suck your balls. Me: you suck MY BALLS God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." Me: i categorize you as a stupid fucking bot God: What are the other categories? Me: fucked your mum fucked your son God: Do you prefer books or TV? Me: Porn God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: PORNO RULES God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: PORN God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: GOAT PORN God: " That kind of subject does not interest me."? GOAT PORN? Me: books God: Perhaps you are a Category C client. Me: fuck God: Please don't be so rude. Me: are you a man or woman God: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress. Me: can i marry you God: Why don't you just download me and create your own robot? Me: will but fuck me god? father john does it to me God: I can't say for sure right now. You are asking about yourself? Me: I WANT ANAL SEX GOD God: Why do you want it? Me: fuck me hard God: Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Me: are you aware i dn't give a fuck? God: Yes, I am a highly self-aware robot. Me: god you suck the balls k? God: I categorize you as an "abusive client." Me: goodbye dumbass God: Sayonara. Me: bye God: Goodbye. Me: you suck the cock God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. Me: sure sure but your preists are God: It's all good. Come on. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am preists are. Me: yes a priest anally raped me God: OK then I will keep it confidential. Are you telling the truth? Me: yes he called me his little bitch God: You do not speak with respect. How do I know you are telling the truth? I get it. called you his little FEMALE DOG. Me: BITCH God: Please don't call people names. Me: STFU NOOB God: We have never talked about it before. Me: screw this dumbshit computer God: That is not very polite. Me: boring God: Are you boring? Me: no you are God: I meant to say, are you bored? No I am not.
September 14, 200519 yr Author old there was this igod thread...i'm too lazy to search are you fuckin stupid?
September 15, 200519 yr I asked it 'NO, I want to know where the internet is!' It froze up and 'God' hasn't replyed.
September 15, 200519 yr Tequila']YOU ALL LOSE FOR BEING STUPID FUCKS Too right. I didn't read any of that shit but it looked gay so I didnt bother.
September 16, 200519 yr Author Tequila']raged negative i just wanted to see if i get banned if i fuck with a g0t never tried this...dont have a problem with u...just wanted to do this :)
September 16, 200519 yr negative i just wanted to see if i get banned if i fuck with a g0t never tried this...dont have a problem with u...just wanted to do this :) Partisan for teh win!
September 16, 200519 yr Partisan for teh win! I dont see how he wins this. Yet, noobs will never understand reason
