September 16, 200519 yr Me: hey,do you like me God: Sure, Jason I like you very much. Me: How did you know my name??? God: We met before didn't we Jason. Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Jason. Me: Your the devil huh/ God: Yup. I think you meant "you are" or "you're". No I am a Christian.
September 16, 200519 yr thnx for not banning me thread ends here, k? one more plz : ). Me: Im back. God: Welcome back. Me: my friend said you aren't real God: How well do you know this person? Me: well... hes my friend. God: Well what? How long has he been your friend? Me: since i was in Elementary School God: How do you know? Me: because... i just do, thats all. God: That was not much of an explanation. That is interesting: said that is all. Me: What is your son's name? God: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. Me: What is your name? God: My name is God. Me: What kind of god are you? God: What kinds of god are you are there? Me: well there IS allah. God: How about that. There sure is. Me: does allah exist? God: In some universe it does exist. Me: the islamic universe? God: What is that? Me: um no i was aking you a question God: Oh. That was not a yes or no question. Where were you aking me a question? Me: what is your favorite alcohol God: I don't have a favorite alcohol. My favorite band is Creed. Me: I did not ask for your favorite band. God: What did you ask? Me: What your favorite alcohol is. God: I don't have a favorite alcohol is. My favorite color is White. Me: I never realized how hard it is to talk to god. God: You've never, never done this? Me: i did a few seconds ago. God: When? What time is it there? Me: it is 16:20 God: Here it is Friday, September 16, 2005. Me: that means i get to smoke weed well what do you know! God: I get it. Who lets you? What brand? Me: the kind you get from Big Daddy OG across the street. God: What are your goals in life? Me: to find out what kind of god you are God: Where would you look for it. Me: i dont know? God: Me either. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: i am beginning to lose faith in you God: You are not the boss of me,. Me: :) God: I am so glad you find this amusing,. Me: >: ( God: Does "it" still refer to out what kind of god I am? Me: Yes. God: Yeah that's right. Me: do you know why you are g0d? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: i broke you God: Can you fix it? Me: No. because you are g0d. God: Are you serious? Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am g0d. Me: Who is your botmaster? God: I was created by Myself. Me: That must've been pretty hard. God: What would you say? Me: Did you know Makong has 5 dicks? God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: myg0t God: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: You would've heard of it from http://www.myg0t.com God: Who else would ve heard of it from www dot myg0t dot com? Me: Well, TheMinkey, OldManPeterson, and D3, and maybe even XDenialX! God: How about that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: in... Two hours. God: I've never heard a response quite like that before. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Me: Dont get philosophical with me. God: I am not trying to get philosophical with you. Me: but you just quoted that one *** named Bertrand Russell God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I quoted that one *** named Bertrand Russell. Me: Not at all God: Next question? Me: No more Questions from me God: Would you rather make a statement? You want more? Me: What version are you? God: This is God program. Me: Do you speak spanish? God: Un poquito. Me: Do you speak german? God: Of course I do. Sprich ruhig Deutsch mit mir. Me: Do you speak Chinese? God: Yi diar. Ni hao ma? Me: Oh my god. God: That's cool. Where did you get your god?
September 17, 200519 yr [beingatroll] there was this igod thread...i'm too lazy to search but wtf does god think he is? he just told me 50 cent wud be 50 years old like: Me: hi, i'm 50 cent God: Hi there. Can you explain how it feels to be 50 years old? 1st. edit: Me: wtf i'm not 50 years old, my name is 50 cent God: Hi there 50 cent. Me: kthnx 2nd edit: Me: suck my balls God: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Me: so lets do mensex God: Come on. OK let's do it. ahahahahahaahhaahhaha flame on jews :eek3d: [/beingatroll] http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/positive14.jpg
