Posted September 16, 200519 yr It's been a while since I posted , so i'll make a tipsntricks thread. Just post your tip^s and tricks for hilarious school network breakdowns 1. Batch files. On my school all computers are connected on a LAN and after we launched a few of our batch files on it the whole network went down 2. If you're not the coder type of guy , go into the windows folder (if the administrator hasn't disabled it) and delete random shit before shutting the computer off (keyboard and mouse driver programs are great for deletion) 3. If you're an utter retard with no pc knowledge at all : See that nice core box with all the wires?. it's a router . Shut it off, plug wrong wires into it, everything that could screw it up 4. The magnet trick : Stick two magnets on the case and watch the magic of repulsion do it's work 5.When there's no-one around open the case and you can destroy parts of the computer by just touching them with your finger , thanks to Electrostatical discharge (ESD). If you're full of static electricity, give all compartments a nice rub. that's all i can come up with now
September 17, 200519 yr Unless your school is gay like mine where they disable right clicking, use of cmd, access to any HD, and pretty much everything else you can think of. Be careful though if they catch you physically destroying the computer they're allowed to charge you the full price they paid regardless of how minor it is.
September 17, 200519 yr If its an older machine press the power on and off very fast a few times. I managed to royaly fuck up a few comps by doing that. Again on an older machine go into cmd (or "command" if using a 98/95 system) and type: deltree c:\windows /y Leave that running for about 60 seconds then shut down the machine. It won't boot up anymore. If you're lucky and can get into the BIOS overclock the shit out of the computer. Did it once and it worked very nicely.
September 17, 200519 yr When I went to school they had a login program and you were given your login name and password. First I would find someone elses password, i just asked some people and they gave me theres. then login using there name and password and plant a keylogger. Check back in to that computer at the end of the day and there would be at least 10 more usernames/passwords entered. The tech nerds could moniter most of the stuff you did, so using other peoples passwords I would deleted windows files, put folders and folders of gay/beastiality porn everywhere, and install things like MSN to get them really pissed off. They also had a printing charge that was something like 5c per page printed, so printing 500 pages of a big black square (these were inkjet printers btw) got the techies and students really pissed.
September 17, 200519 yr I got into the bios and I overclocked the cpu and cards on serveral computers. The damn things couldn't take it and fried. I hated one of my teachers and when he wasn't looking I emptied out his teacher folder, deleted several drivers, and ruined the OS. School comps are easy to hack even if right clicking is disabled.
September 17, 200519 yr HEY LOOK I CAN BREAK COMPUTERS, THAT MAKES ME KEWL Why not do something that is actually amusing, like getting access to the program that teachers can view and control your screen with, thats when the fun starts :p
September 17, 200519 yr I used a windows password revealer that reveals the haches and decrypts them from the windows sam file. get the admin password and look in the main hardrive and fuck things up by deleting every file in there.
September 17, 200519 yr When I went to school they had a login program and you were given your login name and password. First I would find someone elses password, i just asked some people and they gave me theres. then login using there name and password and plant a keylogger. Check back in to that computer at the end of the day and there would be at least 10 more usernames/passwords entered. The tech nerds could moniter most of the stuff you did, so using other peoples passwords I would deleted windows files, put folders and folders of gay/beastiality porn everywhere, and install things like MSN to get them really pissed off. They also had a printing charge that was something like 5c per page printed, so printing 500 pages of a big black square (these were inkjet printers btw) got the techies and students really pissed. That reminds me. At our school it costs $.05 for a black and white, $.10 for a color. The printer is behind the counter where she sits so you can't just take it and walk out. When she goes into the backroom go into Paint, fill the whole thing with semi dark blue then print 50+ or whatever. We have new librarians so they flip out and don't know how to cancel the print. Pretty funny to watch.
September 17, 200519 yr just burn a boot disk or cd that supports ntfs or fat (whatever your school uses) and quick format the computers
September 18, 200519 yr Tight VNC is great if you install it on a few machines around the school, you can fuck around when people are using them then, it's fucking hilarious. Another one is booting into a UNIX rescue floppy/cd (like knoppix), and formatting the hd's with gay file systems like FAT16.
September 18, 200519 yr you canformat the computer easier by formatting the hardrive instead of using a bootdisk to format the os by getting command.com on a computer (can stil get it even if the admin disables cmd.exe) or getting a command prompt by downlaoding one like Take Command then go to it and type c:\format\
September 18, 200519 yr or getting a command prompt by downlaoding one like Take Command then go to it and type c:\format\ dont you mean cd\ format c: /y however deltree c:\ /y is quicker
September 18, 200519 yr I never destroyed equipment, though slightly pulling out the network cables (so it appears still connected) make for lots of rage. Sure its not leet hacks, but its quick, easy, and will fool most people. :)
September 18, 200519 yr Im not to smart with commands and what not, but I did type msconfig and check on and off many things in all the diffrent tabs and delete random folders
September 18, 200519 yr lol theres plenty but a simple one to do with stupid people is get them to goto torrents.nimp.org or *.on.nimp.org and make sure speakers are turned up and watch them try and close all the shock image popups
September 18, 200519 yr I used a windows password revealer that reveals the haches and decrypts them from the windows sam file. get the admin password and look in the main hardrive and fuck things up by deleting every file in there. where are the SAM files anyways? [EDIT] o yeah forgot to contribute, Stick gum anywhere in the computer
September 18, 200519 yr the sam files are hidden by windows in a file called C:\WINDOWS\system32\config\SAM. they are encrypted and the user is not able to access them when the computer is turned on. If you wnat to access them you can use pw dump which dumps the encrypted haches into .txt and use l0pthcrack to decrypt them. or you can use a password revealer which does both. there is a good channel on irc that has this revealer.
September 18, 200519 yr i found the location of the SAM files. Now im trying to open the file and memory dump it, not sure if it works or not but the file cant be found, is there an extension to it?
September 19, 200519 yr are you using pw dump? if so you should be able to dump the files but if youre trying to memory dump the haches without any program and jsut on youre usernaem you cna't because microsoft not only encrypted the files but also restricted access to them when youre computer is turned on. if you wnat that pass revealer that does both tell me your emial and i'll send it to you. use spaces because of this forums filter.
