Jasper']6. Install Windows ME -xpenis

 

 

if you bootdisk over network, you can get admin account made.

squirt saltwater inside the box, take out the moniter cable,keyboard cable, mouse cable, slightly fray the cord and dislodge some of the pings on the connector, stick some notebook paper in the disk drive, use a sharp object and try to find the reader on the disk driver or cd drive and scratch it up.

Best way to fuck up a schools comp is using batch... just write a simple batch file to delete the files under the windows folder and set it to no accept or decline messages i forget what its called i havent used batch for a while... then after u made that save it to a floppy and run it and load it on each comp... gfg?

squirt saltwater inside the box, take out the moniter cable,keyboard cable, mouse cable, slightly fray the cord and dislodge some of the pings on the connector, stick some notebook paper in the disk drive, use a sharp object and try to find the reader on the disk driver or cd drive and scratch it up.

 

Lol if u want to do it that way... messing up a computer without using the computer.. just open up the case or disk drive and toss a magnet in there... works like throwing a grenade at a bunch of people

Lol if u want to do it that way... messing up a computer without using the computer.. just open up the case or disk drive and toss a magnet in there... works like throwing a grenade at a bunch of people

 

diskette bomb owns.

 

superglue a cdrom in the cd drive,

 

superglue a floppy inside the drive

 

move a magnet all over the moniter.

 

pop out some keys and fuck up the keyboard.

 

pull out the mouseball and fill the mouse with superglue and whatever tickles your fancy.

:naughty: Okayz. Heres some mo' nigs'

-Pull out the mouseball and keep it as a bounceh ball

-Sneak scissors or a knife, then cut some cords

-While youre at it shove the scissors in the disc drive

-When someone isnt looking close all there shit, and end the explorer task or open goatse and say that they were looking at it :owned:

 

 

Heh welll daz it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OMFG made ja look :bj:

if you really want to damage teh computers, stick yo peepee in the cd drive, and close it :owned:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ughwtf: :dfinger:

It amazes me how so many people here are hellbent on ruining their education and damaging the system that gives that education, yet those same individuals like to make fun of uneducated/poor/ignorant people.

 

Such hypocrisy.

 

Stop focussing your talents and potential on fucking up your school, and use the amazing supply of resources available to you to get ahead, so you can have the life you want and laugh at the losers around you who wasted their youth being rebellious.

 

You're cool today, but the nerds and geeks you make fun of will be living the high life for the final 60 years of their lives while the rebellious ones continue to fight the system, and lose. Just look what became of the rebels in the 60's, 70's and 80's.

 

something tells me you failed at highschool.

 

anyway , back to the destruction

 

-If all your school pc's are connected in a LAN, get parental monitoring software (preferrably of the aggresive kind). This is like any normal trojan horse , but it's intended for parents to monitor their children. Just install the client on another computer, and the monitor tool on the computer you'll be using. Aggresive parental software allows you to take over pc control (if mommy sees that joe jr has reached hotmilfaction.sex , but we're going to be abusing the fuck out of it). Just re-enter the url to something embarrasing (and makes noise , so the rest of your class can hear it) like goatse.

It's been a while since I posted , so i'll make a tipsntricks thread. Just post your tip^s and tricks for hilarious school network breakdowns

 

1. Batch files. On my school all computers are connected on a LAN and after we launched a few of our batch files on it the whole network went down

 

2. If you're not the coder type of guy , go into the windows folder (if the administrator hasn't disabled it) and delete random shit before shutting the computer off (keyboard and mouse driver programs are great for deletion)

 

3. If you're an utter retard with no pc knowledge at all : See that nice core box with all the wires?. it's a router . Shut it off, plug wrong wires into it, everything that could screw it up

 

4. The magnet trick : Stick two magnets on the case and watch the magic of repulsion do it's work

 

5.When there's no-one around open the case and you can destroy parts of the computer by just touching them with your finger , thanks to Electrostatical discharge (ESD). If you're full of static electricity, give all compartments a nice rub.

 

that's all i can come up with now

 

If your allowed to run programs, find out mobo manufacture and board, then attempt to flash the mobo with the wrong image......

The class that im in uses iMacs and I dont know how to do anything to mess with them and the windows computers that are in the building have everything blocked. I cant even open paint. The only thing I can do is download a netsend bomber and do that. Thats pretty funny too cuz i would send 1000 messages to the kid a couple seats down and he would get so raged that he would shut down his computer to get rid of them.

something tells me you failed at highschool.

 

Good guess, but not quite. I had to leave highschool early to make money and pay my bills. I couldn't stay at home because my stepbrothers were crims and caused too much shit for a normal life, so I left.

 

I made up for it by doing some courses designed for people needing to catch up on their education, and I'm doing better than the average person my age in my coutry.

Still want more out of life though.

 

You'll never be happy with everything forever, it's human nature to want more more more... hence the state of the planet.

 

But you'll be a lto happier with 90% of the things you want than you will with 10% of the things you want. Education gives you skills, skills give you money, money gives you power to have/do the things you want, having what you want makes you happy. It's a simple equation.

 

I use school pc's for school work. It helps you get better grades and actually have a future without having to hack the pentagon.

 

At least one of you will make above the average wage...

Sounds like the rest of you will be stuck in your final year with no decent computers in an underfunded and vandalised school, knowing how to devalue companies and not add value, therefore rendering yourselves unemployable and poor-assed white trash.

As you all probably know, the best hackers make the best anti-hackers. The CIA hires tons of hackers because ex-hackers know how hackers think. Game hacking will get you no job anywhere, letalone valve. Those programmer probably write in COBAL, haha. That is why noone ever understands half the shit they do. Their code is probably the most complicated and most useless shit ever. So, if you are going to hack, watch your ass.

Diskette Bombs

 

 

You need:

 

- A disk

- Scissors

- White or blue kitchen matches (they MUST be these colors!)

- Clear nail polish

 

- Carefully open up the diskette (3.5" disks are best for this!)

 

- Remove the cotton covering from the inside.

 

- Scrape a lot of match powder into a bowl (use a wooden scraper,

metal might spark the matchpowder!)

 

- After you have a lot, spread it evenly on the disk.

 

- Using the nail polish, spread it over the match mixture

 

- Let it dry

 

- Carefully put the diskette back together and use the nail polish

to seal it shut on the inside (where it came apart).

 

- When that disk is in a drive, the drive head attempts to read

the disk, which causes a small fire (ENOUGH HEAT TO MELT THE DISK

DRIVE AND FUCK THE HEAD UP!!). ahahahahaha! Let the fuckhead try

and fix THAT!!!

 

thank you thank you LOL

 

 

gg on the rip from the anarchist's cookbook.

yeh like geesus said just sp0rk em or better yet a keylogger and fuck with peoples word docs so they fail english.

Anyone know how to write a C or C++ based program that spams netsend?

Because that would be really cool. :eek3d:

rifk just make a vb6 program, but even if you dont want to you could probably use the fucking shell.

 

even i could make a netsend spammer in C++....

As you all probably know, the best hackers make the best anti-hackers. The CIA hires tons of hackers because ex-hackers know how hackers think. Game hacking will get you no job anywhere, letalone valve. .

incorrect statement, gamehacking works the same way.

 

its not how gamehackers think, but rather what methods they use and how to protect against them.

 

EDIT: for the netsend spammer, if you choose to make one........

 

the NetMessageBufferSend() API is better then the shell because it doesnt reveal the source of the message (so kinda like a netsend proxy)

 

:naughty:

My school didn't have a computer(s).

 

However, I have fucked up a fair few computers in my time.

 

If you can get access to the network, you can get to EVERYBODYS file. I'm sure some hijinks could come of this.

 

'tis simple. If your server functions like mine, its a simple case of knowing the routers "name".

 

File > New > Shortcut,

 

//Routername (change or whatever)

 

Now delete everyones files. The edn!

pop out some keys and fuck up the keyboard.

I have done that. Really fucks with the "Software apps" kids, who cannot type without looking at the keyboard :naughtyd:

Some jews at my school stuck paper in the fucking cd drives, and now ehenever you turn the comp on the cd drive opens, and u close it and it opens by itself

 

And ppls like taking thr mouse balls our ot the mice, so now we have to sign out mouses. I told the school to get laser mice.

rifk just make a vb6 program, but even if you dont want to you could probably use the fucking shell.

 

even i could make a netsend spammer in C++....

 

it's vb like but anonymous net send spammer

At my work the pc's have a lot of empty space in the computers, so I went to radioshack and bought like 6 walkie talkies and threw five of them inside the case of five different computers with the volume on high, each on a different channel. Then when somebody got on their PC's, you would switch to their channel and start swearing or making orgasmic noises or something.

v0dka']At my work the pc's have a lot of empty space in the computers' date=' so I went to radioshack and bought like 6 walkie talkies and threw five of them inside the case of five different computers with the volume on high, each on a different channel. Then when somebody got on their PC's, you would switch to their channel and start swearing or making orgasmic noises or something.[/quote']

Rofl

v0dka']At my work the pc's have a lot of empty space in the computers' date=' so I went to radioshack and bought like 6 walkie talkies and threw five of them inside the case of five different computers with the volume on high, each on a different channel. Then when somebody got on their PC's, you would switch to their channel and start swearing or making orgasmic noises or something.[/quote']

 

RIFK!!!

What's awesome is to change some stuff so every key opens the CD drive. rad.

Somebody who is smart and knows enough about computers would be smart enough to know not to fuck around with school computers. Do not fix them, do not fuck with them.