Posted December 21, 200321 yr Ok so im sure many of ya have done this before, but all ya youguns needa hop in a car, drive down to the nearest church with an outdoor nativety scene and steal baby jesus, steal as many as u can and make a pyramad with them, then take a pic, i had 5 in total but i took the pic with a reg camera so ittll take a bit to get them up, its lots of fun trust me, its a rush running away from nuns and then peeling out in the church parking lot If yer in the south,,, watch out for guns
December 21, 200321 yr we have at least two live nativities around here. would be kinda funny to see someone run and steal the fake baby in front of all the real ppl no i wont do this myself cuz its cold outside and im lazy
December 21, 200321 yr *warning, dont read, nothing important here* me and my bud went searching last night, and we found one so we are like OK, now hes drunk as shit and so we hop the fence and low and behold JESUS IS GONE, turns out someone else already took it or the church put it inside, so we decide to take a sheep instead, so we grab a big sheep and rip it outta the ground (it was staked) then we see a cop car heading up the road so we hit the deck and wait for him to pass (it was like 1:30 am) anyways, we grab the sheep and i up the fence ready for him to hand it to me, when the nigger ass nun started chasing after him so he drops the sheep, jumps over the fench and down a 10 foot drop onto pave ment landing on his face, it sucked i had to drag him back to the car before the bitch caught us wtf stupid nuns shouldnt they be makin me food or something
December 21, 200321 yr *warning, dont read, nothing important here* me and my bud went searching last night, and we found one so we are like OK, now hes drunk as shit and so we hop the fence and low and behold JESUS IS GONE, turns out someone else already took it or the church put it inside, so we decide to take a sheep instead, so we grab a big sheep and rip it outta the ground (it was staked) then we see a cop car heading up the road so we hit the deck and wait for him to pass (it was like 1:30 am) anyways, we grab the sheep and i up the fence ready for him to hand it to me, when the nigger ass nun started chasing after him so he drops the sheep, jumps over the fench and down a 10 foot drop onto pave ment landing on his face, it sucked i had to drag him back to the car before the bitch caught us wtf stupid nuns shouldnt they be makin me food or something 'behold jesus is gone' hes been missing for 2003 yrs.
December 21, 200321 yr hrmm let me think, the church has made a mockery of there so called safior by leaving his so called image in the freezing cold rain for all night (most of the time the church had him sitting in the rain at like 1) and hes made outta plastic from china, we all know god hates gooks (hiroshima nagasawki, and sars) so wtf they are pissing him of, im making jesus happy
December 21, 200321 yr Good. No one likes an angry Jesus. Preach on ! . I'm off to bed you coming ? of course you are, you're me posting under a different name.
