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[Data turns to answer.] "Allow me to explain. We will send this

program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command

pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming

system resources at an unstoppable rate."

 

[Picard] "But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter

their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"

 

[Data] "Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new

version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases

exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt

quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be

taken over and none will be available for their normal operational

functions."

 

haha that was pretty funny even for a non startrek fan like me. this part was funny but true haha.

[Data] "I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look

closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something

recognized by twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases,

and wearing Armani suits"

 

[Riker and Picard together horrified] "Lawyers !!"

 

[Geordi] "It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent

hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."

AHAHAHA :wow:

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