Jump to content

Featured Replies

  • Author
mabey you could post something that sucks more then, that's why i posted this. and no i didnt search for previous topid suckahs. :fawk:

if i wasn't such a pussy, i would have killed myself this holiday season. I guess there's always next year. i hate my life, and yet i force feed myself all sorts of pic me ups like "it'll get better, she open her eyes soon." i suck. But it will get better, I know

 

lol

aaron i have to tell you something. i love you. i know this freaks you out but i can't help it. we have been friends for years and now working with you and seeing you at school makes things even harder for me. i wish you would just dump samantha and come away with me. i can read your signals and i know you want me too, why can't you just be honest with me? i love you so much. i get so turned on when you talk and when i come over to play video games i really just want to fuck your brains out. will you ever tell me how you feel? i am so alone.

 

love,

john

 

 

HAhahahahahahHAHH!

 

I almost shit myself after reading that then scrolling down to seeing john!!!!!

 

:gaysex: :gaysex: :gaysex: :wow:

My fav two after skimming it:

 

I was babysitting this boy once. I must have been 12 or so and he was 4 or 5. Well while he was napping, I sucked on his penis and got it hard, then began to rub my clit on his penis.

 

I used to also play a game with him where I would cover his eyes, stick my breast in his mouth and tell him to bite or suck and have him guess what it was.

...he never guessed right.

 

 

and:

 

When no one is around, i like to hid in my closet where it is nice and dark, put my headphones on and listen to Troy the Snail.

 

lewl

My fav two after skimming it:

 

I was babysitting this boy once. I must have been 12 or so and he was 4 or 5. Well while he was napping, I sucked on his penis and got it hard, then began to rub my clit on his penis.

 

I used to also play a game with him where I would cover his eyes, stick my breast in his mouth and tell him to bite or suck and have him guess what it was.

...he never guessed right.

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS BABYSITTER WHEN I WAS 12??????

 

 

edit: had to add this----

 

 

I keep a small bucket under my sink. Every day, I pee in it. At the end of the week, I dump all the piss saved up into a bathtub, and I bathe in it for a good hour.

Second Place:

 

 

So about a half hour ago I grabbed the latest issue of Stuff, and made my way into the bathroom. I sat for about 15, did my business, read an article, everything was peachy keen...all exits were evacuated.

 

Then cut to ten minutes later, I'm racing the pure liquid sh** to the toilet bowl with my pants barely off, flooding the bowl with some sort of Niagra Falls coming out my ass, praying for death. The toilet paper looks like a Rorschach Test made out of slaughtered niggars, and in the blink of an eye my insides have decided they want nothing to do with me, and I'm waddling back to my room, sweating balls and afraid to sit down.

 

I don't get it. It's like my body figured 'hey, you wanna fuck with alex? keep some of that shit, turn it on puree, and let him think he got it all, then when he's in the middle of a cigarette, BAM! We let the hounds loose!'

 

You know how Harry felt in Dumb & Dumber? I envy him.

 

 

But First Prize goes to:

 

 

 

I use this place like TV.

Am 19 and a half but never even been kissed.

Have asked 2 girls out one laughed as she though it was a joke while the other freaked out. The worse thing is I still don't know if I did love/loved them.

I'm one of those people eveeryone is friends with (M+F)and have no trouble speaking to girls so why do I clam up speaking to girls I fancy and wy can't I get a GF

 

rifk.

i have a confession to make. i found naked pictures of my sister on her computer, and then i secretly beat off to them when she wasnt home.

 

and my penis bends to the left

i have a confession to make. i found naked pictures of my sister on her computer, and then i secretly beat off to them when she wasnt home.

 

WMUAHAHAHAHAH you going to burn in hell, I WILL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

ok?

I'm eating oreos. Well, chewing them up and then shoving them in my butthole.

 

 

I lied to my sister

 

lmao

 

sometimes, i eat food.

 

 

hahhhahh

 

 

 

the smell of a girl on her period is so sexy.

 

k that was just uncalled for.

my penis bends to the right, only a little bit.

 

true story. :eek3d:

 

are you left handed?

Rofl

 

user: 270748900

 

"I stayed up all night playing counterstrike and masturbating to milf porn. I have work at three. I don't want to go in. I hate me."

 

 

570157702

 

I think I have a "voice fetish". Chick's voices turn me on.

 

 

661180818

 

I sniffed my own panties once after wearing them all day because my boyfriend does it sometimes and I wanted to find out why he likes it. It wasn't bad.

i found naked pictures of my sister on her computer

give me pictures!!!!!!!!!1111

 

 

 

k?

Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.