I have a brilliant technique that I've almost mastered.

 

When your soldier pops up for duty, just stay calm and try to keep it to a semi-flaccid state. If you can't get it soft at all, then the tuck maneuver is pretty much your only option. If you do manage to get it a little soft, you can tuck it between your nut sack and your leg, and sort of hold it there by keeping your legs fairly close together. It's annoying as fuck to walk around like that, and you have to be careful, but it's a life saver in some situations.

 

i thought you said you were 8 years old

i popped wood during class and a girl sat on my lap and she gets up and screams OMGGGGGg

 

i was like wtf bitch

 

true story :wow:

rifk irl. anyways, yeah, the tuck is the best way to do it.

Once i was next in line to do a presentation in English and what happens? No shit, up it goes. So i start to shit em and i just stared at the table and yelled in my head TABLE TABLE TABLE and at least it goes semi-flacid then and not really noticeable. I've been doing that ever since now.

Its so annoyin when your balls stick to the side of your leg and u gotta stretch your legs apart and look like a retard

man that shit happend like 4 times to in math 2 times and gov 1 time and chim 1 time

i set by this really hot chick and i poped 1 for no reson i think she nodiced but idk it sux k

for some reason i always pop b0nars in french class, its fucked

Its so annoyin when your balls stick to the side of your leg and u gotta stretch your legs apart and look like a retard

 

LOL, exactly i get that too but i just admit it and go "OOOH sweaty bollocks 1 sec"

It always happens right before the bell rings, but I'm so used to it now that I can basically control my penis and have it go back down again.

It always happens right before the bell rings, but I'm so used to it now that I can basically control my penis and have it go back down again.

 

I pull it up and tuck it under my belt. :wow:

i always get it as im goin into skool , i've found it helps if u have a wank b4 skool , you dont seem to get boners as much.

LOL, exactly i get that too but i just admit it and go "OOOH sweaty bollocks 1 sec"

 

i hate that shit. happens all the time in the heat.

 

i try not to look at girls in class cause one thing leads to another and im undressing them in my mind ( :naughtyd: ) also i find keeping my legs close gives me one too :shrug:

Yeh, don't you especially hate it when you pop a boner and it comes out of your panties that you stole from your mom's drawer yesterday.

When your soldier pops up for duty

 

 

lmao holy fuck, you just made me laugh for about 10 minutes

Its so annoyin when your balls stick to the side of your leg and u gotta stretch your legs apart and look like a retard

 

 

BATWINGS K

Always sucks ass on the bus

xDenialx']BATWINGS K

 

EXACTLY

 

I've had the same problem, but it involves boring corporate meetings with hot presenters. Next thing I know meeting over, and time to walk around and shoot the shit with associates, and bam, there's your cock pitching a tent for the world to see.

 

Tuck method is the m3n method for hiding it, and letting it settle, and then it usually falls back in place when it's done fooling around. GG.

I pull it up and tuck it under my belt. :wow:

 

I havent tried the "Tuck" method myself...But wouldnt sticking your hand into your pants and grabbing your dick and pulling it up be noticable? It always happens to me also...Like one guy said, It helps alot to wack it before school...then at least you can go through half the day without this problem.

 

Another thing that pisses me off is the girls who wear those low ride pants with the thongs that show, right there is a sure indication i will pop one, so i try my hardest to look away =(

I hate it when you daze off for a minute then you start um undazing off? and you have a boner for no apparent reason. I remember when I was a freshman and I had a porn mag in my class while people were doing presentations. It was all good till I got called up to stand in front of the class and give my presentation everyone kept asking why I held my paper down in my lower area and I said it was easier to read.

 

that reminds me of in 7th grade, i had to do the oral exam part in french class, and so i brought and extra tee-shirt and rolled it up and stuck it in my pants, and it looked like i had a massive boner.

i laughed so much that i failed and had to retake french 2.

good times.

It always happens right before the bell rings, but I'm so used to it now that I can basically control my penis and have it go back down again.

 

no, thats cause ur a minute man

I once cracked a raging boner in class because the school slut (who was also the hottest chick in our year) was sitting right in front of me wearing shorts (the skirts were too long so girls liked to wear the shorts instead).

 

Her shorts were riding low, she was wearing really cute girly pink panties (also riding low) and I could see about 2 inches of soft milky white ass-crack.

 

I'm an ass man, so sitting directly behind that behind, knowing there's a chance I might get a piece of the school's communal cum-bucket, was more5than I could handle.

 

Every time my cock throbbed, it rubbed against my pants and the rubbing made it throb harder.

 

I swear to god, if I could have taken it off, I could have smashed the window with it, it was so hard. Anyway, I did a sneaky tuckjob like mentioned before, excused myself for the bathroom, and had a race to see if I could blow my load in one minute.

 

I was so fucking horny already after 30 mins of cock-throbbing bliss/torture, I made it in 58 seconds and blew a thick creamy load all over the door handle inside the cubicle.

 

That's my highschool boner experience. Fastest orgasm ever, although it was kind of cheating due to the 30mins of work-up beforehand.

 

Anyway, I'm old now 27, and my ex gf is back in the country from Japan. She's really cute, massive tits for an Asian, and wants to meet up. She looks really young, and is short, like a schoolgirl.

 

Last time I boned her chocolate tunnel of love and snapped pics of it in the middle of an African Boab tree in the city centre (those big hollow trees with like a small room in the centre).

 

I thought I backed-up the pics to CD, but I didn't, and I lost them when i formatted/sold the laptop.

Guess I'll have to take some more, right after I buy her a local school uniform.

so, what you're saying is you masturbated in school, and left the jizz in the bathroom for the janitor (presumably male) to clean up? sounds a little gay to me

I once cracked a raging boner in class because the school slut (who was also the hottest chick in our year) was sitting right in front of me wearing shorts (the skirts were too long so girls liked to wear the shorts instead).

 

Her shorts were riding low, she was wearing really cute girly pink panties (also riding low) and I could see about 2 inches of soft milky white ass-crack.

 

I'm an ass man, so sitting directly behind that behind, knowing there's a chance I might get a piece of the school's communal cum-bucket, was more5than I could handle.

 

Every time my cock throbbed, it rubbed against my pants and the rubbing made it throb harder.

 

I swear to god, if I could have taken it off, I could have smashed the window with it, it was so hard. Anyway, I did a sneaky tuckjob like mentioned before, excused myself for the bathroom, and had a race to see if I could blow my load in one minute.

 

I was so fucking horny already after 30 mins of cock-throbbing bliss/torture, I made it in 58 seconds and blew a thick creamy load all over the door handle inside the cubicle.

 

That's my highschool boner experience. Fastest orgasm ever, although it was kind of cheating due to the 30mins of work-up beforehand.

 

Anyway, I'm old now 27, and my ex gf is back in the country from Japan. She's really cute, massive tits for an Asian, and wants to meet up. She looks really young, and is short, like a schoolgirl.

 

Last time I boned her chocolate tunnel of love and snapped pics of it in the middle of an African Boab tree in the city centre (those big hollow trees with like a small room in the centre).

 

I thought I backed-up the pics to CD, but I didn't, and I lost them when i formatted/sold the laptop.

Guess I'll have to take some more, right after I buy her a local school uniform.

 

just reading that made me get a raging hard-on. im gonna go blow my load on my dog. :wow: :wow: :wow:

i thought you said you were 8 years old

 

...what's your point? I am eight years old. :shrug:

I don't get very raged. I use the "tuck" technique. Tuck it up under your beltline, and you should be cool as long as your don't wear gay short shirts.

 

 

THATS WAT I DO!!! i guess great minds think alike

so, what you're saying is you masturbated in school, and left the jizz in the bathroom for the janitor (presumably male) to clean up? sounds a little gay to me

 

Gay would be the janitor if he knew what it was and sniffed or licked it.

Not gay would be masturbating to the image of a hot female tramp.

Asshole would be to spray it all over the handle so the next person to enter sticks their hands on it when they lock the door.