September 30, 200519 yr theMinkey']ok wtf this thread cursed me i wore sweatpants today because i got sick of jeans and didnt really care AND I GOT LIKE 5 BONERS TODAY IN CLASS AND EVEERYONE COULD SEE OMFG also when i walked in the wind the wind made a perfect outline of my buldge around the pants T_T i hate that and when your dick flaps arund while doing jumpingjacks/jumprope. :wow:
September 30, 200519 yr i hate that and when your dick flaps arund while doing jumpingjacks/jumprope. :wow: OMFG, we have to do 30 jumping jacks everyday for football practice at warmups, it goes up by 5 each week. it hurts so fucking much especially with tight pants on. that rages me more then popping in class. Oh, and if a chick with a nice ever sits on ur lap etc, and she mentions how u popped up, tell her it was how she kept moving around, its the perfect crime. if there sluts...tell them to finish the job.
September 30, 200519 yr i have a vagina, soooooooo when i get my period, i usually rush to the bathroom and stick a tampon in, WHAMMO, problem solved.
September 30, 200519 yr Geesus']i have a vagina, soooooooo when i get my period, i usually rush to the bathroom and stick a tampon in, WHAMMO, problem solved. i heard some bitches rags are brown. We were talking about it one day, and the girl that sat infront of us shouted out, "SO WHAT IF I BLEED BROWN LOTS OF GIRLS DO". I now call her brownie.
September 30, 200519 yr best thing to do, is stare at the cutest girl in class and sport the big chubsta!! lol
September 30, 200519 yr I once cracked a raging boner in class because the school slut (who was also the hottest chick in our year) was sitting right in front of me wearing shorts (the skirts were too long so girls liked to wear the shorts instead). Her shorts were riding low, she was wearing really cute girly pink panties (also riding low) and I could see about 2 inches of soft milky white ass-crack. I'm an ass man, so sitting directly behind that behind, knowing there's a chance I might get a piece of the school's communal cum-bucket, was more5than I could handle. Every time my cock throbbed, it rubbed against my pants and the rubbing made it throb harder. I swear to god, if I could have taken it off, I could have smashed the window with it, it was so hard. Anyway, I did a sneaky tuckjob like mentioned before, excused myself for the bathroom, and had a race to see if I could blow my load in one minute. I was so fucking horny already after 30 mins of cock-throbbing bliss/torture, I made it in 58 seconds and blew a thick creamy load all over the door handle inside the cubicle. That's my highschool boner experience. Fastest orgasm ever, although it was kind of cheating due to the 30mins of work-up beforehand. Anyway, I'm old now 27, and my ex gf is back in the country from Japan. She's really cute, massive tits for an Asian, and wants to meet up. She looks really young, and is short, like a schoolgirl. Last time I boned her chocolate tunnel of love and snapped pics of it in the middle of an African Boab tree in the city centre (those big hollow trees with like a small room in the centre). I thought I backed-up the pics to CD, but I didn't, and I lost them when i formatted/sold the laptop. Guess I'll have to take some more, right after I buy her a local school uniform. ever hear of the saying, too much info rifk
September 30, 200519 yr is the pen0r supposed to reach that high? my little azn wang never has probs cos it doesn't get to my beltline :P
October 1, 200519 yr Ever seen the episode of jackass where johny knoxville has got a fake boner and he's going to the gym benchpressing and stuff? Haha thats what this thread reminds me of, good stuff :bowrofl: -The best episode is still when chris pontius dresses up in a corny devil outfit and says got threw him out of heaven cause he was jealous he invented the circumcision and the one guy yells GET OFF THE STREET and starts swinging at him.
October 1, 200519 yr i have 1 really ugly chick in my class.so i just stare at her for a few seconds and its soft enought to walk with
October 1, 200519 yr I look at boys asses and then it gets harder and im like "LOL FGT!!111" and people wonder who im talking to
October 1, 200519 yr I look at boys asses and then it gets harder and im like "LOL FGT!!111" and people wonder who im talking to hahaha ur funny boners suck at school, and when i do gymnastics cause you wear tight pants and are elevated on the apparatus....need i go on.
October 1, 200519 yr i mastered control of the wang. but i used to wear long shirts that hung over my manboobs so it was like 9 inches in front of my cock. you could have a boner and nobody owuld know.
