September 27, 200519 yr I GET IT ALL THE TIME ON MY RIDE TO SCHOOL. then when i get up i either use the tuck technique or if theres someone sitting next to me and i cant i use my books.
September 27, 200519 yr luckily for me i usually only get them when im sitting down. i don't bother to cover it or anything, only ***s would look under tables at people's crouch area. when i get it when i stand up, i usually just hold my binder over it since i don't wear a belt usually lol.
September 27, 200519 yr no, thats cause ur a minute man More like half minute man ***, get it right. It's okay I have a bigger penis than you, MEXICAN LOLOLZ!!!! <3
September 27, 200519 yr Author Asshole would be to spray it all over the handle so the next person to enter sticks their hands on it when they lock the door. this would also rage them, so i give this plan +1 gj
September 27, 200519 yr ROFL! The agonies of popping wood in class... I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets raged... I suppose it's a good thing 90% of my classrooms are cold... A long sweater helps prevent embarisment.
September 27, 200519 yr xDenialx']mine would poke me in the ribs. sorry nt glad to see im not the only one that gets raged by this tho and word to the bus ride boner. we have commuter busses here from diff parts of campus and its like FUCK MAN, THIS IS MY STOP, BUT I CANT STAND UP!! /so raged Biggest boner ever = 12", length from penis to ribs > 12"
September 27, 200519 yr Basically if i get a boner it gets normal again rather fast... I just see this fat kid's buttcrack that allways pokes out and everything is over.
September 27, 200519 yr i set by this really hot chick and i poped 1 for no reson i think she nodiced but idk it sux k it's okay son, you are out of the closet, be safe, be gay, and let the human nature torture you while in the men's locker room
September 27, 200519 yr The only thing that i have ever known to work in such situations is to think of the ugliest oldest teacher you have ever had under a tree naked. A friend had said something about it to me back in like 8th grade and one day i popped one and did this. For some reason it worked like a charm. Most of the time i would just let my wang hang... who cares. I would just tell people that my leg was dislocated or something.
September 27, 200519 yr I don't get very raged. I use the "tuck" technique. Tuck it up under your beltline, and you should be cool as long as your don't wear gay short shirts. Same here , it's a perfect crime
September 27, 200519 yr it's okay son, you are out of the closet, be safe, be gay, and let the human nature torture you while in the men's locker room hahaha thats good clean humor right there
September 27, 200519 yr theMinkey']i havent had a boner in school for a year Thats cause your dick dont work!
September 27, 200519 yr i dont get it, what is wrong with walking around with a boner? theres some shy ass dudes on these forums, rofl.
September 28, 200519 yr This used to happen to me in 7th grade, when I was still in Puberty. Tells me a lot about the average age of the myg0t wanna be. + I get pussy
September 28, 200519 yr This used to happen to me in 7th grade, when I was still in Puberty. Tells me a lot about the average age of the myg0t wanna be. + I get pussy You're so extreme. I pretty much want to be just like you in my few seconds before fucking suicide. To get rid of my stiffies, I punch them and tell them to go away. They usually listen but sometimes they have the balls to defy my order.
September 28, 200519 yr heklim']i dont get it, what is wrong with walking around with a boner? theres some shy ass dudes on these forums, rofl. they have small pen0r ?
September 28, 200519 yr Damn I wear semi tight pants so theres not far for it to go so its not real obvious... but I'm also pro at the tuck so I dont get to raged :naughty: Not to mention I pop woods in class all the time and ive got mad ADHD so I don't even notice half the time :wow:
September 28, 200519 yr This used to happen to me in 7th grade, when I was still in Puberty. Tells me a lot about the average age of the myg0t wanna be. + I get pussy wtfhow????
September 28, 200519 yr i stopped having this problem a year ago, but now i get em less often. the prob is, i still get em, and my peen has grown too large for the once perfect tuck method. now a good inch of cock sticks out over my belt if i pull the trick, and if i pull my pants up, i still get an unnatural bulge by my belt buckle. what works for me is putting my hand in my pocket and just holding it till it calms the fuck down. it looks like youve got your hand around an antique cell phone or something. the best way to stop this crap is to get up early, wank, go back to sleep
September 28, 200519 yr cotton polo shirts that are required to be tucked in due to the pussy dress code at my school, and shirts arent exactly as "firm" as pants, a cock is much more noticeable through them
