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Rofl cakes,

 

I did this at a library and it was funny as fuck. I uploaded a couple of scripts i made to make sure i had a very fun rage. The setting is me at the library looking for help. This poor librarins dident know what the fuck was gonna happen.

 

Date: 9/26/05

 

Victim: Suzi H.

 

Script(s): IP Tracer, Slow script (BETA) - Still worked somehow? maybe her computer really does suck. ROFL.

 

Hello. Welcome to Ask a Librarian! Please wait a moment while I read your question...

Linux Help with biology

Suzi H Sorry...got cut off. what's your biology question?

Linux so why wouldent you help me :(

Linux oh

Linux we just did the mass of items as a review

Linux and im still stumped on it

Suzi H Okay...Half a sec while I see if I can find some good biology sites. High school?

Linux yes

Linux grade

Linux 10th

Suzi H Okay... Be back in a minute or two...

Linux roger, get a good job to :)

Linux ZzzZZzzzzZzzzzzZZZzzZ

Suzi H I'm still looking...

Suzi H LOL Sorry!

Linux k

Linux rofl meter |-----(-)---|

Suzi H I'm having some software problems that are slowing me down..

Linux hmm

Linux maybe ur computer suxs ass?

Linux lol

Suzi H Could be...

Linux So tell me, being a Libiran fun?

Linux i mean you do jack-shit all day

Suzi H Let's try this one and see if it is too advanced: http://www.biology.arizona.edu/

Linux kk

Linux its a little advanced

Suzi H Okay...I'm opening another to see right now

Linux okay, look for a job to :)

Linux by the way im ZeR0, nice to meet you, rofl

Linux dont you love technology?

Suzi H I figured you were from the polite greetings.

Linux Your BAD

 

Date: 9/27/05

 

Victim: Marty - Attrempt 1

 

Marty: Hello. Welcome to Ask a Librarian! Please wait a moment while I read your question...

ZeR0: I need to find information on the russian language.

Marty: Hi Zero, anything more specific

ZeR0: im learning the russian language and i need help on where to find information on it

Marty: Are you going to try to get the information at a public library and if so which one?

ZeR0: library, your mother, could you be more specifc?

Marty ok good luck

ZeR0: rofl

 

Attempt 2

 

Marty: Hello. Welcome to Ask a Librarian! Please wait a moment while I read your question...

Linux: having issues with biology

Marty: give me some more details

Linux: rofl, well for starters im ZeR0. Second, umm im in 10th grade and i need help with the meaning of Mass. Our teacher really wanted an explaintion on this and im stumped

Marty: ok because of your behavior in the last try I won't be able to help you this evening. good luck

Linux: wow.

Linux: your horrilbe

Linux: quit life

Marty: have a nice day and get a life

Linux roger nerd face, btw librarins are fucking idiots. All they do is put books away. Your very special. Get a job like, McDonalds, Rofl.

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rofl, come on that had to have been funny.
ZeR0: library, your mother, could you be more specifc? .

wow. LOLOL I CANT COME UP WITH A COMEBACK SO YOR MOM !

Marty: have a nice day and get a life

owned by a librarian. :rofl:

Wow. This is almost as lame as my first post....
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