Posted September 28, 200519 yr more things that rage me, similar to getting a chub in class... wiping your ass after you shat, but it like never comes clean no matter how many wipes. this really rages me and makes my ass smell for the rest of the day while im at school wtf does this also rage yuo?
September 28, 200519 yr yes and if your going out with friends and there on the way and you take a big massive shit and you gotta wipe 300 mph and still no luck and forced to spray deodorant down there to maybe make it not as bad rages me. and your gonna feel all paranoid for the rest of the day
September 28, 200519 yr theres a solution to this take a big wad of TP and run it under the tap real quick so it's like a baby wipe IT GETS IT CLEAN 100% of the time some times u gotta use two of these wipes to get the job done also leaves ur butthole feeling wet and juicy
September 28, 200519 yr Author theMinkey']theres a solution to this take a big wad of TP and run it under the tap real quick so it's like a baby wipe IT GETS IT CLEAN 100% of the time some times u gotta use two of these wipes to get the job done also leaves ur butthole feeling wet and juicy but what if you in public bathroom and you are stuck in the stall?!?!?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW????
September 28, 200519 yr xDenialx']but what if you in public bathroom and you are stuck in the stall?!?!?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???? You actually took a shit in a public bathroom ?
September 28, 200519 yr xDenialx']but what if you in public bathroom and you are stuck in the stall?!?!?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???? spit
September 28, 200519 yr Author You actually took a shit in a public bathroom ? cannot resist the power of the Hot Wings ring of fire and such
September 28, 200519 yr xDenialx']but what if you in public bathroom and you are stuck in the stall?!?!?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???? Simple: Dip it in the toilet water that you just built a log cabin in!
September 28, 200519 yr Simple: Dip it in the toilet water that you just built a log cabin in! Old people usually have this weird toilet that like sprays water into your buttcrack cleaning all the shite even from the wrinkles! YOU SHOULD BUY THAT!
September 28, 200519 yr xDenialx']but what if you in public bathroom and you are stuck in the stall?!?!?! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW???? spit or if nessecary take a dip in some clean water
September 28, 200519 yr Author Old people usually have this weird toilet that like sprays water into your buttcrack cleaning all the shite even from the wrinkles! YOU SHOULD BUY THAT! i hear they have that in japans too. i <3 silly japans
September 28, 200519 yr Flush the toilet to prevent clogging (if its your own toilet) and keep wiping away. It will eventually all come off, but your ass might be pretty raw at the end. Better than smelling like shit though.
September 28, 200519 yr When this happens to me, it's not that I ever smell like shit later. More that my butt later begins this NAGGING itching that turns out to be nearly uncontrollable. When I go back and wipe again, it's like more poop stain has worked its way out of my butthole. Then I'm all better.
September 28, 200519 yr When this happens to me, it's not that I ever smell like shit later. More that my butt later begins this NAGGING itching that turns out to be nearly uncontrollable. When I go back and wipe again, it's like more poop stain has worked its way out of my butthole. Then I'm all better. lol irl
September 28, 200519 yr wtf??? i shit in public if i have to......and the only time its a pain in the ass to wipe off is when i eat spicy ass foods from some beaner restraunt or hot wings....btw only fat asses smell like shit after they wipe cus they dont wipe good or at all.......stinky ass fat peeps
September 28, 200519 yr I hate when you take a shit like in the morning before school and go to school...then when you walk ouotside or get hot, your ass crack starts to sweat and then it feels like you got shit in your crack...but then it dries out and its all goot...usually I go "Re-whipe" and its all good...
September 28, 200519 yr xDenialx']more things that rage me, similar to getting a chub in class... wiping your ass after you shat, but it like never comes clean no matter how many wipes. this really rages me and makes my ass smell for the rest of the day while im at school wtf does this also rage yuo? change your diet, thats fuckin nasty
September 28, 200519 yr rofl. xDenialx why do you bring these things up? especially the boner one. is there some magical connection between shitty asses and your hard dick? hm? Sounds like a mystery to me.
September 29, 200519 yr i hate running in gym and knowing the fact that i must wipe unfortunately, most of the syptoms listen above do not ocurr unless i shat fire rifk rifk shat i love fire
